Elexis' only serious fic!!!!!!!

I don't own any of the characters except Elexis. Those characters belong to their rightful owners (jiggly monkey).

ME?! SERIOUS?! GASP! SHOCK! HORROR! PSAG! Don't worry, Ill go crazy again after this.there ARE some funny points in this, though. SOME. But first let me introduce my fan character.ME! And I've SUDDENLY BEEN OVERCOME BY THE URGE TO WRITE SONIC STORIES. I'm NOT A SONIC FAN. WHY?!

Name: Elexis (last name unknown)

Age: 16

Gender: f

Species: Vampire

Abilities: martial arts, muscle strength, DETERMINATION, VERY independent, some magic power...swords.good with her clawed hands.

Description: 6'4, mainly black attire, black tank top, black pants, has a red clothe across her shoulder and chest and flowing on back (like a cape on one side) tall black boots.muscles, short, spiky hair, wears black glasses to cover glowing eyes (whitish color) skin color is blue. Well built. Three finger on her hand that are claws. She dislikes the ignorant IMMENSELY. This pertains to more people than you may think.

Background info: born as a human.her parents abandoned her at 8, leaving her on the street.a dangerous place. She thrived on handouts and herself. Her parents hit, punched, and slapped her even to the pint on drawing blood. They were always drunk. Therefore she did not continue school. No matter, she was made fun of and gawked there anyway. She completed her education in a library, obtaining an IQ of 240. When she turned 12, was chosen by a supernatural force (God?) to rid the world of its ignorant brood that are most things, and was transformed into a vampire. The transformation took days. Very painful, too. LIES: SHE DOESN'T MIND THE SUN, DOESN'T SLEEP IN A COFFIN, CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD *ONLY* if the situation requires her too. (MAINLY FEEDS ON SOULS OF THE DEAD THAT CANNOT COMPLETE THEIR DESTINIES) NO FEAR OF CROSSES (WEARS ONE), GARLIC (though bad breath is a result _) or any other myths out there that pertain to a vampire.

OKAY! Lets get this started:

Characters include:

Sonic

Tails

Robotnik

ME!!!!!!!!

Knuckles

Rouge

Shadow

She slept in an alleyway. It had been a long day. Her whole life was of pure survival. Grab what you can and run, she was taught. She spent the whole day fighting off gangsters, crack heads, and other such unpleasantness found on the street of a city that seemed to have been the victim of many catechisms. Her blue skin had a glow to it. Not a bright glow, but it could be seen in the dark with a trained eye. She loved her aloneness. No one to plea for her affection, to spend a lifetime with her. She never was one for that kind of emotion. She never craved it. She would be fine on her own, though the thought of having a roof over her head was not a terrible thought for her. She didn't need anybody, but the house would be a good thing for her. Even if she would never get this, she could take perfect care of herself on the street.

"Yo! That be MY newspaper you sleepin' on!" a gangbanger yelled.

The girl woke.

"Since when?" she replied.

"Since NOW!"

He drew a gun at her.

"Why do you make such a big deal out of nothing? There's another one right over there."

"I 'dun want that one! Move aside female!"

"I don't think so." She got up from her rest and approached him, showing no fear. She quickly kicked the gun out of his hand and he fell back, barely standing. He looked up to see her approaching again, and hitting him hard. She threw the gun away.

"I'll give you a choice. Run, or I will consume your soul before the sun rises."

He laughed.

"What? Your outta your mind! You lunatic!"

"I'm warning you."

"Yea', go ahead..WARN me! HAHAHAH-"

She presented her the three clawed fingers on her hands. She mauled him with no mercy. Blood spilled and spread all over, including on her own attire. She tore his soul from his body with no effort. After meeting his wretched fate, she opened her mouth and let in a gulp, consuming his soul, which had taken the form of a white wisp. The girl prayed forgiveness and resumed her slumber. The blood on her clothing and on the street dissolved into the street like water, going unnoticed by a passing crowd.

Meanwhile at Robotnik's lair...

CRASH!!!!!!

Knuckles had apparently invaded Robotnik's lair to reclaim the mater emerald taken by Rouge.

"#$%@!!! GIVE IT BACK!" He yelped.

"Its MINE. Go back to the sewer where you came from!" she yelled back.

BANG!! CRASH!!! Tables were being smashed, chairs broken, it was natural Jerry Springer.

Shadow steeped in.

"C'mon! Just give up!"

Knuckles glared at Shadow. "Never!"

SMASH!!

Rouge lunged at Knuckles, throwing him out a window, breaking it.

"I'LL BE BACK, $@$#@!! AND FROM HERE TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, TO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN, I WON'T REST UNTIL I RECLAIM THAT EMERALD!!"

Rouge laughed. "We'll see about that."

"Hmph. I could've don't THAT." Shadow snapped.

"Uh-huh. Whatever."

"WANNA SEE?!"

Shadow dove for Rouge.

Again the smashing and the banging started.

Robotnik was quietly working on another project of filthy DOOM when the banging upstairs destroyed it.

"N-n-noooooooooooooooooooo!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" Robotnik stomped upstairs.

"WHAT THE #$#@ ARE YOU TWO DOING?!"

Shadow blinked and glanced at Rouge . "Ummmm."

Rouge just stood there. "Uhhhh..."

Robotnik sighed. "Never mind. The less I know about your little frat house shanagins, the better. I'll just get myself out of here for awhile WHILE YOU FIX THIS PLACE UP." He walked outside.

Rouge sighed. "This is all YOUR fault!"

Shadow snapped back, "Is not!"

"Is too!"

CRASH! BANG! SMASH!!!!!!!

Robotnik cringed.

It was mid morning by now, and the sun was slightly above the horizon, revealing the filth of the city.

Robotnik simply walked. The early morning commute was in progress. He somehow blocked out the honking horns and shouts emitting from the cars. School children screamed as they met friends, high schoolers were either acting juvenile or doing the homework that was due that day that they never did. Somewhere, tough..Sonic was spying.

"I bet he's up to no good again." Sonic said.

"I think your right." Replied Tails.

They sat on the top of a building, and no one really seemed to mind.

Robotnik continued his walk, coming across the very alleyway that the girl slept. He stopped and turned to her.

What in the world is this? He thought.

Her blue flesh and three clawed fingers was what caught his eye.

Very interesting. She looks of some use to me. I wonder....

He looked around. The red clothe that hung behind her right shoulder was over her face. He took a chance and lifted it, revealing her blue face, the black sunglasses, her short, black, spiky hair, and her gold earrings. He didn't bother taking the glasses off,

SWEET MERCY! What have I found? Hmmm..maybe I can do some experiments on this one. Maybe get her to work for me? I should at least try. She may prove useful.

And with that final thought, he picked her up and carried the sleeping vampire back to his fortress. Despite his physique, carrying her wasn't TO terrible a task. He opened the door to his fortress to find the place still in horrible condition. He let out a deep sigh.

"Didn't I tell you to clean this place up?!" He asked.

"Yes, doctor, but you see...well..ROUGE SAID I DID IT!"

"Shut up!!!" Rouge said.

"Its both your fault. I want this place cleaned!"

"Whatcha got there, Eggman? Your new girlfriend?" Rouge taunted.

"No..I found her on the streets. Come have a look at her. She is a very peculiar creature.human..thing."

Shadow and Rouge approached.

"Blue skin?" said Rouge

"Clawed hands?" said Shadow

"Neat boots!" said Rouge with a hint of enthusiasm in her voice.

"Well, anyway," Said Eggman "I'm going to put her in a bed upstairs so she remains sleeping.hopefully. Then, I'm running some experiments on her."

Rouge giggled. "What SORT of experiments?"

Eggman glared. "Listen, right now I've no time to waste with you and your perverted minds."

Robotnik went up the stairs and stopped half way up.

AND REMEMBER, BY THE TIME I COME DOWN.THIS PLACE MUST BE SPOTLESS!!!"

Shadow and Rouge both signed and decided to get to work.

Meanwhile.back on the streets.

Sonic and Tails pondered what Robotnik was doing when he took the girl away.

"Maybe...a long lost relative?" Tails said.

"No.something else.'sides, all his relatives are bit off edge."

"Yeah." Tails said.

Knuckles approached them.

"Yo, Kunckles, what's up?" Sonic said.

"Eh," he replied. "That bat girl tossed me out the window of Eggman's place.and now I have to go back sometime and seek MIGHTY VENGEANCE."

"Do you think Eggman's behind stealing the master emerald?" Tails asked.

"I have no idea. Knowing Rouge, she probably just took it because she wants all jewels."

"True, but I think we should check it out."

Back at Robotnik's place..

Robotnik starred. He was sitting in a chair next to the bed on which the girl was sleeping.

Noticing her blood and dirt covered face, he grabbed a rag and a bowl of warm water. He wet the rag in the water (where else? hehe) and rang it out. He began to remove the stains on her face.

The girl yawned. Robotnik gasped. Within that simple yawn he saw fangs.

My GOD. Could this be..a vampire I have captured? No.she IS a vampire. I know it. I'd better be more careful.

Minutes past. Then an hour. He wanted her to wake. His mind began to wonder. He remembered back when Sonic had messed up all the opportunities to have a kid. (AoStH reference-I've never seen it to save myself from the stupidity, but I've read summaries.)

His anger toward Sonic grew. Every time he attempted to have a relationship with another, Sonic was there to stop it. And all of his carefully choreographed plots! All gone. His mind came back from his haunted memories when he heard the girl begin to awake. She let out a loud yawn and stretched. She turned to Robotnik.

"What?! Where am I?! Who are you?!" She appeared ready to fight.

"Whoa! Calm down. Its alright." He replied.

To be continued.VERY SOON!! PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD KEEP THIS GOIN!!!! MEATS OF EVIL!!!!