(We continue are skit as Ron, Harry, and Seamus run to the great hall to play spin the bottle cause Dean says there are girls waiting to play. They step out of the Gryffindor Common Room.)

Seamus: Oh this is going to be SO awsome!

Fat Lady: May I inquire where you three gents are heading off too.

Harry: No you may not inquire.

Fat Lady: How rude of you, your nothing but a bunch of hooligans.

Seamus: Fat Lady, can you do use a favor and go find a treadmill so you can burn off some much needed calories.

Fat Lady: Well I never.....

Ron: Come on guy's lets get out of here.

(Ron, Seamus, and Harry walk down the hallway)

Ron: Don't you guy's think you were kind of mean to the Fat Lady.

Harry: Oh No! Hide!

Ron: What is it! Snape, Peeves, You-Know-Who!

Harry: Worse, Neville.

Neville: Hi guys

Seamus: (monotone) Hello Neville, How are you?

Neville: I'm fine, you haven't seen Trevor anywhere have you, he hopped away from me while I was on the toilet and I haven't found him sense.

Harry: Why did you bring your frog in the toilet with you?

Ron: Neville, if you were on the toilet that means that the Frog is probably still in the bathroom where you left it, seeing how it probably couldn't open the bathroom door.

Seamus: Either that or someone flushed that sucker down---

Ron: Seamus!

Neville: Oh my god, he's probably still there, got to go guys.

(Neville waddles off)

Harry: Whew..That was close.

Seamus: Lets hurry.

(Seamus, Harry, and Ron enter the Great Hall and see Dean in the corner)

Seamus: Dean!

Dean: Yo Yo Yo here are my homeboy's Harry and Seamus, and thier friend Ron.

Harry: Who are you talking to Dean there are no girls here.

Seamus: Yeah, where are all those girls.

Dean: Those mad fly honey's be chillin in the billin Dawg.

Ron: Translation.

Harry: Their in the bathroom Ron, geeze don't tell me you don't know Ebonics.

Ron: Well can't say that I do.

Dean: Izzle sizzle my nizzle, dat be why the white man suppresses the black man, cuz he juzt don't underztans what we be sayin G.

Ron: I understood everything but the Izzle sizzle my nizzle?

Seamus: He said "This piece of **CENSORED** can't play Quidditch cause he's a red hair son of a **CENSORED**. That Mother **CENSORED**"

Ron: Well thats not very kosher.

Harry: Well I guess we need to sit and wait for these females to come, lets practice a few spins so that we can measure this stuff prefectly.

(Hermoine walks in)

Hermoine: Hi Guys

Seamus: Hey Hermoine, can you practice this spin the bottle with use.

Hermoine: Uh I don't think Goyle will like that, me him and Snape-e-poo are going to go on a picnic in the park. Were going to have fun and games and Snapes going to read use the Harry Potter books.

Harry: The What Books?

Hermoine: Oops.... *whispers* can't let him know..

(Hermoine runs away)

Harry: What a funny little girl.