(We continue with Ron with Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnagan going down to the lake to fight Harry Potter who's with Draco Malfoy who happens to be dressed in a Tu-Tu and is going by the name Diana)

Seamus: Ok Ron, how about a few pointers before you fight Harry.

Ron: I don't need any pointers, I'm going to break him like a cheap wand.

Dean: Dizzle Pizzle

Seamus: *laughs* Stop it Dean, I'm sure he could beat up Professor Trelawney if he tried. But seriously Ron, it would be ok to give him a few kicks in the Royal Jewels if you catch my drift.

Ron: No I don't actually.

Seamus: You've got to squish his in the Hot Dog and the beans.

Ron: What gibberish are you talking about, we just left the Great Hall, if your hungrey go back and eat.

Seamus: You know what, I didn't want to see you get the crap beat out of you, but nevermind.

(Harry enters holding Draco's hand)

Harry: Are you ready?

Ron: Come on Draco, seriously, tell Harry who you really are.

Draco: Pooky Bear, make him stop, he's hurting my feelings.

Seamus: Pooky Bear?

Ron: I mean come on Harry, have you ever seen a girl as ugly as that..

Harry: Yeah, I've seen you Ron...

All but Ron and Harry: oooooooooooooooooooo

Ron: Thats it

(Ron raises his fists and so does Harry)

Hagrid: OH!

(Hagrid enters)

Hagrid: How yer all dunin today?

Dean: Izzle Mizzle

Seamus: Yeah, I know Dean, I wish I would have seen a fight too,how about we take all these girls and go back and play some more spin the bottle.

Dean: Sizzle

Seamus: Strip Poker does sound better doesn't it Dean.

(Dean, Seamus, and Ladies leave)

Harry: Were doing fine Hagrid, how are you?

Hagrid: Ei Blimey, thats the most beautiful women I've ever laid me eyes open.

Ron: Who?

Hagrid: Her (points at Draco)

Ron: Oh you've got to be kidding me.

Harry: She's mine Hagrid

Hagrid: Ei, you a lucky mate Barry *hiccup*

Ron: Hagrid, have you been having a few drinks.

Hagrid: Well, I might have been having me a few cups of ale, but me had to, I was remembin me poor baby Norbert.

*Hagrid Crys*

Draco: I never thought I'd see someone as much as a wussy as you Ron. Come on Harry, lets go somewhere a little more private.

Harry: Ok Diana.

(Harry and Draco exit with Harry sticking his tongue out at ron, then Hagrid passes out)

Ron: Well, now what? I know I'll go practice some Quidditch and show everyone, I'm a great player.

(Ron sets off towards the Quidditch pitch but sees that Hermoine and her Boyfriend Goyle are having a picnic with Severus Snape as the cook)

Ron: Hey guys.

Snape: Hello Ronald, would you like to try some of my tuna cassarole.

Ron: No thanks, but I'm sure it's delicious.

Snape: Would you like a little more time for your potions homework.

Ron: Sure, but you already extented it till next month.

Snape: It's due in two months then!

Ron: WOW! *Snape and Ron hug*

Hermoine: Well!

Ron: I said Hi already Hermoine, whats your problem.

Goyle: Her quarrel with you is elementary Ronald. Your horrendous battle with your companion is resulting in her foul aggression towards you.

Ron: Companion?

Goyle: Why, Master Potter of course..

Ron: He's dating a Draco in Drag!!!!!

Goyle: Have you stopped to ponder that perhaps he is aware that Draco is in drag.

Ron: Shut Up Goyle! Harry is under some mind control spell and the only thing I can think of is Lord Voldemort.

Hermoine: Oh Ron, It' s always Lord Voldemort this and Lord Voldemort that....Last I heard he was in the Carribean, which is far from Hogwarts.

Goyle: My darling sweet, so intelligent and sweet...

Hermoine: awwwww

(Hermoine and Goyle kiss)

Ron: Ewww, thats it, I'm going to get to the bottom of this, I know Harry is under some mind control, I know it. All I need to do is find who's doing this.

Snape: Have you tried to talk to Dumbledore.

Ron: Thats It! I'm going to see Dumbledore.

(Ron Runs out of the Quidditch Pitch)