(We continue with Ron with Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnagan going down to
the lake to fight Harry Potter who's with Draco Malfoy who happens to be
dressed in a Tu-Tu and is going by the name Diana)
Seamus: Ok Ron, how about a few pointers before you fight Harry.
Ron: I don't need any pointers, I'm going to break him like a cheap wand.
Dean: Dizzle Pizzle
Seamus: *laughs* Stop it Dean, I'm sure he could beat up Professor Trelawney if he tried. But seriously Ron, it would be ok to give him a few kicks in the Royal Jewels if you catch my drift.
Ron: No I don't actually.
Seamus: You've got to squish his in the Hot Dog and the beans.
Ron: What gibberish are you talking about, we just left the Great Hall, if your hungrey go back and eat.
Seamus: You know what, I didn't want to see you get the crap beat out of you, but nevermind.
(Harry enters holding Draco's hand)
Harry: Are you ready?
Ron: Come on Draco, seriously, tell Harry who you really are.
Draco: Pooky Bear, make him stop, he's hurting my feelings.
Seamus: Pooky Bear?
Ron: I mean come on Harry, have you ever seen a girl as ugly as that..
Harry: Yeah, I've seen you Ron...
All but Ron and Harry: oooooooooooooooooooo
Ron: Thats it
(Ron raises his fists and so does Harry)
Hagrid: OH!
(Hagrid enters)
Hagrid: How yer all dunin today?
Dean: Izzle Mizzle
Seamus: Yeah, I know Dean, I wish I would have seen a fight too,how about we take all these girls and go back and play some more spin the bottle.
Dean: Sizzle
Seamus: Strip Poker does sound better doesn't it Dean.
(Dean, Seamus, and Ladies leave)
Harry: Were doing fine Hagrid, how are you?
Hagrid: Ei Blimey, thats the most beautiful women I've ever laid me eyes open.
Ron: Who?
Hagrid: Her (points at Draco)
Ron: Oh you've got to be kidding me.
Harry: She's mine Hagrid
Hagrid: Ei, you a lucky mate Barry *hiccup*
Ron: Hagrid, have you been having a few drinks.
Hagrid: Well, I might have been having me a few cups of ale, but me had to, I was remembin me poor baby Norbert.
*Hagrid Crys*
Draco: I never thought I'd see someone as much as a wussy as you Ron. Come on Harry, lets go somewhere a little more private.
Harry: Ok Diana.
(Harry and Draco exit with Harry sticking his tongue out at ron, then Hagrid passes out)
Ron: Well, now what? I know I'll go practice some Quidditch and show everyone, I'm a great player.
(Ron sets off towards the Quidditch pitch but sees that Hermoine and her Boyfriend Goyle are having a picnic with Severus Snape as the cook)
Ron: Hey guys.
Snape: Hello Ronald, would you like to try some of my tuna cassarole.
Ron: No thanks, but I'm sure it's delicious.
Snape: Would you like a little more time for your potions homework.
Ron: Sure, but you already extented it till next month.
Snape: It's due in two months then!
Ron: WOW! *Snape and Ron hug*
Hermoine: Well!
Ron: I said Hi already Hermoine, whats your problem.
Goyle: Her quarrel with you is elementary Ronald. Your horrendous battle with your companion is resulting in her foul aggression towards you.
Ron: Companion?
Goyle: Why, Master Potter of course..
Ron: He's dating a Draco in Drag!!!!!
Goyle: Have you stopped to ponder that perhaps he is aware that Draco is in drag.
Ron: Shut Up Goyle! Harry is under some mind control spell and the only thing I can think of is Lord Voldemort.
Hermoine: Oh Ron, It' s always Lord Voldemort this and Lord Voldemort that....Last I heard he was in the Carribean, which is far from Hogwarts.
Goyle: My darling sweet, so intelligent and sweet...
Hermoine: awwwww
(Hermoine and Goyle kiss)
Ron: Ewww, thats it, I'm going to get to the bottom of this, I know Harry is under some mind control, I know it. All I need to do is find who's doing this.
Snape: Have you tried to talk to Dumbledore.
Ron: Thats It! I'm going to see Dumbledore.
(Ron Runs out of the Quidditch Pitch)
Seamus: Ok Ron, how about a few pointers before you fight Harry.
Ron: I don't need any pointers, I'm going to break him like a cheap wand.
Dean: Dizzle Pizzle
Seamus: *laughs* Stop it Dean, I'm sure he could beat up Professor Trelawney if he tried. But seriously Ron, it would be ok to give him a few kicks in the Royal Jewels if you catch my drift.
Ron: No I don't actually.
Seamus: You've got to squish his in the Hot Dog and the beans.
Ron: What gibberish are you talking about, we just left the Great Hall, if your hungrey go back and eat.
Seamus: You know what, I didn't want to see you get the crap beat out of you, but nevermind.
(Harry enters holding Draco's hand)
Harry: Are you ready?
Ron: Come on Draco, seriously, tell Harry who you really are.
Draco: Pooky Bear, make him stop, he's hurting my feelings.
Seamus: Pooky Bear?
Ron: I mean come on Harry, have you ever seen a girl as ugly as that..
Harry: Yeah, I've seen you Ron...
All but Ron and Harry: oooooooooooooooooooo
Ron: Thats it
(Ron raises his fists and so does Harry)
Hagrid: OH!
(Hagrid enters)
Hagrid: How yer all dunin today?
Dean: Izzle Mizzle
Seamus: Yeah, I know Dean, I wish I would have seen a fight too,how about we take all these girls and go back and play some more spin the bottle.
Dean: Sizzle
Seamus: Strip Poker does sound better doesn't it Dean.
(Dean, Seamus, and Ladies leave)
Harry: Were doing fine Hagrid, how are you?
Hagrid: Ei Blimey, thats the most beautiful women I've ever laid me eyes open.
Ron: Who?
Hagrid: Her (points at Draco)
Ron: Oh you've got to be kidding me.
Harry: She's mine Hagrid
Hagrid: Ei, you a lucky mate Barry *hiccup*
Ron: Hagrid, have you been having a few drinks.
Hagrid: Well, I might have been having me a few cups of ale, but me had to, I was remembin me poor baby Norbert.
*Hagrid Crys*
Draco: I never thought I'd see someone as much as a wussy as you Ron. Come on Harry, lets go somewhere a little more private.
Harry: Ok Diana.
(Harry and Draco exit with Harry sticking his tongue out at ron, then Hagrid passes out)
Ron: Well, now what? I know I'll go practice some Quidditch and show everyone, I'm a great player.
(Ron sets off towards the Quidditch pitch but sees that Hermoine and her Boyfriend Goyle are having a picnic with Severus Snape as the cook)
Ron: Hey guys.
Snape: Hello Ronald, would you like to try some of my tuna cassarole.
Ron: No thanks, but I'm sure it's delicious.
Snape: Would you like a little more time for your potions homework.
Ron: Sure, but you already extented it till next month.
Snape: It's due in two months then!
Ron: WOW! *Snape and Ron hug*
Hermoine: Well!
Ron: I said Hi already Hermoine, whats your problem.
Goyle: Her quarrel with you is elementary Ronald. Your horrendous battle with your companion is resulting in her foul aggression towards you.
Ron: Companion?
Goyle: Why, Master Potter of course..
Ron: He's dating a Draco in Drag!!!!!
Goyle: Have you stopped to ponder that perhaps he is aware that Draco is in drag.
Ron: Shut Up Goyle! Harry is under some mind control spell and the only thing I can think of is Lord Voldemort.
Hermoine: Oh Ron, It' s always Lord Voldemort this and Lord Voldemort that....Last I heard he was in the Carribean, which is far from Hogwarts.
Goyle: My darling sweet, so intelligent and sweet...
Hermoine: awwwww
(Hermoine and Goyle kiss)
Ron: Ewww, thats it, I'm going to get to the bottom of this, I know Harry is under some mind control, I know it. All I need to do is find who's doing this.
Snape: Have you tried to talk to Dumbledore.
Ron: Thats It! I'm going to see Dumbledore.
(Ron Runs out of the Quidditch Pitch)
