(We continue are story of Ron Weasley running up the stone steps to
Dumbledores office because he thinks powerful dark magic is controling
Harry cause he is dating Diana, who is secretly Draco Malfoy in Drag.)
*Ron runs, but stumbles into Crabbe on his way into the enterance hall*
Crabbe: Ah, Ron No Hitting....
Ron: Crabbe could you please move it or lose it because I got to go see Dumbledore.
Crabbe: Well thats no reason to be a silly goose, you silly goose.
Ron: Ok Ok I'm Sorry Crabbe, now can you please step aside and let me threw.
*Crabbe starts to drool at the mouth, but before the drool hits the ground he sips it back up*
Ron: I don't know whether to feel grossed out or sorry for you.
Crabbe: Gee Willikers Ron, Of course I let you past me you busy beaver, all you have to do is say the magic word.
*Ron whips out his wand*
Ron: Ok
Crabbe: I meant "please" you silly billy.
Ron: stupify!
*Crabbe goes flying down a stairwell toward the dungeon*
*Ron then starts to run and makes it in front of a stone gargoyle*
Ron: Lets see, whats the password.....Um, Harry said you liked candy so.....Cockroach cluster!
*The Gargoyle stood there*
Ron: Oh Come on, that has to be it, what other candy is there. Oh WAIT, I KNOW! how about.... Vomit Flavored Every Flavored Bean
*The Gargoyle came to life and steps by*
McGongall: What the devil do you think you doing!
*Professor McGongall walks up*
McGongall: You can't get walk up here and go see Dumbledore
Ron: Professor, Please, this is a emergency.
McGongall: Whatever it is, I'm sure I'm just as good as Dumbledore, you can tell me.
Ron: Oh Professor, Well Harry Potter has been acting---
*Ron Stopped*
McGongall: what about Mr. Potter?
*Ron Thought that telling McGongall the truth wouldn't get anything accomplished, so he had to tell her a lie so that he could see Dumbledore*
Ron: Well Professor, recently I've been having a burning sensation when I urinate. And....
*McGongall gave Ron a look of great disgust*
McGongall: I would hope that you would be off to see Madam Pomfrey. But If you feel talking to Dumbledore in his busy schedule would be better, be my-- -
Ron: Thanks!
*Ron ran up the spiral staircase and quickly into Dumbledores office without knocking, Dumbledore stood in the middle of the room and looked almost afraid*
Albus with Triumph in his eyes: Ah, Mr. Weasley hello how are you doing today.
Ron: Professor Dumbledore, I think You-Know-Who may be at Hogwarts.
Albus with Triumph in his eyes: WHAT! How did you kno-- I mean, why do you think that is.
Ron: Wait, whats going on here.
(Dumbledores eyes [which had triumph in them looked to the closet])
Ron: Whats in the closet
Albus with Triumph in his eyes: No mister Weasley I wouldn't
(ron opened the door to find Voldemort with a beer bottle in his hand)
Voldemort: Darn, he found us Albus.
Ron: Voldemort!
Voldemort: oh well, better get back to business.
(Voldemort goes and sits on the couch and turns on a TV with a football game on)
Albus: Ah, I love this game.
Ron: Wait, sense when have you two!
Albus: oh please Mr. Weasley, we've been friends forever. Why do you think I let Quirrel teach here. You know I know everything that goes on in the school, why wouldn't I know that.
Ron: But Harry..
Voldemort: What about him.
Ron: He's DATING DRACO MALFOY!
Albus: Good for him
Ron: I think it might be Dark Magic, you must help me Dumbledore
Voldemort: Oh but there's 8:00 minutes left in the game!
Ron: fine I'll do It on my own.
Albus: I believe Harry and Draco are in the Great Hall, if you hurry you can catch them.
Ron: I'm out of here.
*Ron Exits*
Voldemort: kids today, oh Albus pass the pink cushion, My butt is hurting and thats so much softer.
*Ron runs, but stumbles into Crabbe on his way into the enterance hall*
Crabbe: Ah, Ron No Hitting....
Ron: Crabbe could you please move it or lose it because I got to go see Dumbledore.
Crabbe: Well thats no reason to be a silly goose, you silly goose.
Ron: Ok Ok I'm Sorry Crabbe, now can you please step aside and let me threw.
*Crabbe starts to drool at the mouth, but before the drool hits the ground he sips it back up*
Ron: I don't know whether to feel grossed out or sorry for you.
Crabbe: Gee Willikers Ron, Of course I let you past me you busy beaver, all you have to do is say the magic word.
*Ron whips out his wand*
Ron: Ok
Crabbe: I meant "please" you silly billy.
Ron: stupify!
*Crabbe goes flying down a stairwell toward the dungeon*
*Ron then starts to run and makes it in front of a stone gargoyle*
Ron: Lets see, whats the password.....Um, Harry said you liked candy so.....Cockroach cluster!
*The Gargoyle stood there*
Ron: Oh Come on, that has to be it, what other candy is there. Oh WAIT, I KNOW! how about.... Vomit Flavored Every Flavored Bean
*The Gargoyle came to life and steps by*
McGongall: What the devil do you think you doing!
*Professor McGongall walks up*
McGongall: You can't get walk up here and go see Dumbledore
Ron: Professor, Please, this is a emergency.
McGongall: Whatever it is, I'm sure I'm just as good as Dumbledore, you can tell me.
Ron: Oh Professor, Well Harry Potter has been acting---
*Ron Stopped*
McGongall: what about Mr. Potter?
*Ron Thought that telling McGongall the truth wouldn't get anything accomplished, so he had to tell her a lie so that he could see Dumbledore*
Ron: Well Professor, recently I've been having a burning sensation when I urinate. And....
*McGongall gave Ron a look of great disgust*
McGongall: I would hope that you would be off to see Madam Pomfrey. But If you feel talking to Dumbledore in his busy schedule would be better, be my-- -
Ron: Thanks!
*Ron ran up the spiral staircase and quickly into Dumbledores office without knocking, Dumbledore stood in the middle of the room and looked almost afraid*
Albus with Triumph in his eyes: Ah, Mr. Weasley hello how are you doing today.
Ron: Professor Dumbledore, I think You-Know-Who may be at Hogwarts.
Albus with Triumph in his eyes: WHAT! How did you kno-- I mean, why do you think that is.
Ron: Wait, whats going on here.
(Dumbledores eyes [which had triumph in them looked to the closet])
Ron: Whats in the closet
Albus with Triumph in his eyes: No mister Weasley I wouldn't
(ron opened the door to find Voldemort with a beer bottle in his hand)
Voldemort: Darn, he found us Albus.
Ron: Voldemort!
Voldemort: oh well, better get back to business.
(Voldemort goes and sits on the couch and turns on a TV with a football game on)
Albus: Ah, I love this game.
Ron: Wait, sense when have you two!
Albus: oh please Mr. Weasley, we've been friends forever. Why do you think I let Quirrel teach here. You know I know everything that goes on in the school, why wouldn't I know that.
Ron: But Harry..
Voldemort: What about him.
Ron: He's DATING DRACO MALFOY!
Albus: Good for him
Ron: I think it might be Dark Magic, you must help me Dumbledore
Voldemort: Oh but there's 8:00 minutes left in the game!
Ron: fine I'll do It on my own.
Albus: I believe Harry and Draco are in the Great Hall, if you hurry you can catch them.
Ron: I'm out of here.
*Ron Exits*
Voldemort: kids today, oh Albus pass the pink cushion, My butt is hurting and thats so much softer.
