(We continue are skit by seeing Ron Weasley hurrying from Dumbledores office to talk to Harry Potter, who is dating Draco Malfoy in drag under the name Diana)

*Ron walks into the Great Hall and sees Draco and Harry setting their*

Ron: Harry!

Harry: Oh no, not you again.

Diana: Go practice some quidditch moves, so maybe one day you can be lucky enough to hold my Snuggle bears broomstick.

Ron: Snuggle Bear?

Harry: Ron just get out of here, I hear that the witch welfare service is coming around, maybe you hippo of a mother can fly you there, if Comet Two Sixties you have can support her.

Ron: Harry! Why wont you listen to me, thats not Diana, thats Drac-

Draco: Weasley what are you doing?

*Draco Malfoy walks up*

Ron: What the?

Draco: What are you doing to my sister?

Ron: Sister?

Harry: Sister?

Draco: Yeah, my sister you idiots.

Ron: If thats your sister, you have one ugly sister.

Harry: Your his brother?

Diana: Yeah.

Harry: Oh wow, look at the time, I've got to go Diana, you know, back to Gryffindor tower. Come on Ron.

Ron: Didn't you just make fun of my mother-

Harry: Not the time Ron, not the time.

*Harry and Ron bolt out of the Great Hall*

Ron: All in a normal day at Hogwarts.

*A Comet suddenly comes threw the wall of the school and blows the whole school up, and everyone dies.*

THE END

A/N: This is a story I had, I wrote it sometime a long time ago, I hope you like it, It was a stupid story, and a stupid…..well it was stupid. But that's the way I like it. Hope you liked it.