(We continue are skit by seeing Ron Weasley hurrying from Dumbledores
office to talk to Harry Potter, who is dating Draco Malfoy in drag under
the name Diana)
*Ron walks into the Great Hall and sees Draco and Harry setting their*
Ron: Harry!
Harry: Oh no, not you again.
Diana: Go practice some quidditch moves, so maybe one day you can be lucky enough to hold my Snuggle bears broomstick.
Ron: Snuggle Bear?
Harry: Ron just get out of here, I hear that the witch welfare service is coming around, maybe you hippo of a mother can fly you there, if Comet Two Sixties you have can support her.
Ron: Harry! Why wont you listen to me, thats not Diana, thats Drac-
Draco: Weasley what are you doing?
*Draco Malfoy walks up*
Ron: What the?
Draco: What are you doing to my sister?
Ron: Sister?
Harry: Sister?
Draco: Yeah, my sister you idiots.
Ron: If thats your sister, you have one ugly sister.
Harry: Your his brother?
Diana: Yeah.
Harry: Oh wow, look at the time, I've got to go Diana, you know, back to Gryffindor tower. Come on Ron.
Ron: Didn't you just make fun of my mother-
Harry: Not the time Ron, not the time.
*Harry and Ron bolt out of the Great Hall*
Ron: All in a normal day at Hogwarts.
*A Comet suddenly comes threw the wall of the school and blows the whole school up, and everyone dies.*
THE END
A/N: This is a story I had, I wrote it sometime a long time ago, I hope you like it, It was a stupid story, and a stupid…..well it was stupid. But that's the way I like it. Hope you liked it.
*Ron walks into the Great Hall and sees Draco and Harry setting their*
Ron: Harry!
Harry: Oh no, not you again.
Diana: Go practice some quidditch moves, so maybe one day you can be lucky enough to hold my Snuggle bears broomstick.
Ron: Snuggle Bear?
Harry: Ron just get out of here, I hear that the witch welfare service is coming around, maybe you hippo of a mother can fly you there, if Comet Two Sixties you have can support her.
Ron: Harry! Why wont you listen to me, thats not Diana, thats Drac-
Draco: Weasley what are you doing?
*Draco Malfoy walks up*
Ron: What the?
Draco: What are you doing to my sister?
Ron: Sister?
Harry: Sister?
Draco: Yeah, my sister you idiots.
Ron: If thats your sister, you have one ugly sister.
Harry: Your his brother?
Diana: Yeah.
Harry: Oh wow, look at the time, I've got to go Diana, you know, back to Gryffindor tower. Come on Ron.
Ron: Didn't you just make fun of my mother-
Harry: Not the time Ron, not the time.
*Harry and Ron bolt out of the Great Hall*
Ron: All in a normal day at Hogwarts.
*A Comet suddenly comes threw the wall of the school and blows the whole school up, and everyone dies.*
THE END
A/N: This is a story I had, I wrote it sometime a long time ago, I hope you like it, It was a stupid story, and a stupid…..well it was stupid. But that's the way I like it. Hope you liked it.
