Solid Snake VS. Dance Dance Revolution
Chapter 5- That's The Way (I Like It) --a short chapter!!--
...Oh, that's the way, uh-huh! Uh-huh! I like it! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! That's the way, uh-huh! Uh-huh! I like it! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! ....
Today (I'm hoping) is going to be a good day! Ha, Liquid thinks he can beat ME in Dance Dance Revolution? Ha ha! I'll show him. He'll even regret the day he was born! (probably). Well, I certainly can't sleep. I glanced at my alarm clock (yes I have one, thanks for noticing).... Hm, 3:30 in the morning... not bad. I got up from my bed, and went to the bathroom to...freshen up.
After that, I got dressed, ate cereal... blah blah... just like what every other common, everyday American / Canadian / Misc. Citizen does. After that, I just couldn't contain myself!! Look at it this way, Liquid and I are dueling in Dance Dance Revolution, ok? I practiced that game to hell, so there's a HUGE chance of me winning! So, he got first place in the high scores. So what? It could've been first time luck, you know.
Hell, I was so excited I called Otacon on my CODEC. Big mistake, but oh well. That's what that nerd deserves for playing Half-Life until the 'wee hours of the morning'. He should take his own advice sometimes... I laughed, then dialed his frequency.
"Hal!! HAL! I got good news." I said into the CODEC, trying not to sound TOO overjoyed.
I heard some faint grumbles.
"Hmm.... Just a little lower... yeah... lower... lower... ohhh yeah... stretch it...There you go... perfect fit, Snake..."
I shuddered, then yelled this time. "OTACON!!"
"AHHHHH!!! ..Wha? What?" I could hear Otacon taking his glasses off the table, and turning on a lamp... or something.
"Otacon, its Snake." I hissed. From that time on I kept it in mind NEVER to call Otacon during morning hours.
"Oh..Uh... Snake. Why're you calling me? What's going on? The cat next door bugging you again? I told you last week, I'm not shooting it with tranquilizer... no matter what."
I sighed. "It's not that, Otacon. It's--" I froze up. What was I going to say to him? Talk to him about that stupid
arcade machine? He had already heard enough about THAT. I shook my head. Think man, think! I could hear Otacon becoming impatient.
"What, Snake, did you call because you were lonely? Or... what? Something wrong? What's up?"
I scratched my head.
"Uh... I was just thinking of trying one of your muffins sometime...." Dammit. Of all the things to say, I just HAD to say that. Way to go. Even though it was a dumb thing to say, Otacon seemed to like it.
"Really? Y-you want to try my muffins!? Wow... that's a really big compliment Snake! But... you think you can call me at a time OTHER than 3 in the morning?" he asked, his voice getting all cheery.
"Uh...Ok... sorry about that." I grumbled back.
"Hey, it's Ok. I'll bring a bunch for you tomorrow... tell me what you think, OK?" he asked.
I rolled my eyes. "Sure, thanks Otacon." I answered, immediately turning off my CODEC.
--click--
Ok, well... I'm just going to forget that WHOLE conversation... Otacon sure scares me sometimes. I shook my head, trying to get those dirty thoughts out, then looked at the wall clock. "I should get going in about 11 hours." I said to myself. Yup. All I had to do was wait...
Will you take me by the hand,
Tell me I'm your lovin' man,
Will you give me all your love?
And do it babe, do the best you can...
When I get to be in your arms,
When were all, all alone,
When you whisper sweet in my ear,
when you turn, turn me on...
I walked towards the bar... again... today was the moment of truth. "Sock!" I stopped, and turned around, a very angry look on my face, as Liquid caught up to me. "It's SNAKE." I hissed. "Ha! I don't really care what your code name is, I have come to propose something." Liquid laughed. I stepped back. "A marriage!?" I said in disgust. "What!? NO! ...well, maybe." I cringed. Liquid continued. "Anyway, I came to challenge you to a duel. You and I... on the Dance Dance Revolution arcade machine..." he sneered evilly.
"WHAT!?..." I said, trying to sound like I didn't know, "...NO!! I can't duel you! Not on that stupid arcade machine!" Liquid shrugged. "You're going to have to Snake. Come on, it won't be too hard for a 'legend' like you..." he sneered. I flared my nostrils, looking at him angrily. "Fine then. You're on..."
