The Readings ....OF INSANITY!



Ms. Bitters: Now class, I shall explain to you what fiendish plans the government has in store for you and your pathetic useless lives. They plan to tax you unmercilessly, leaving you with no money...which is why no one has any shoes.

Letter M: Um....Ms. Bitters,we have shoes,see? They're on our feet.

Ms. Bitters: (gives him the evil eye) You shall be the first to perish.....*presses a button next to her desk that opens up the floor beneath the Letter M spiraling him down to his doomy fate*

Ms. Bitters: ANYONE ELSE DENY MY RANTINGS???????

Class: *silent and wide eyed....Crickets are heard chirping in the background and a tumble weed is tumbling by. There's a fire outside caused by radioactive test bunnies and people are running and screaming for their dear lives.....wait.....who cares about that???*

Ms. Bitters: Now...listen up you bunch of pitiful living beings clogging up my breathing space.....it seems it's that time of year again that you are all forced against your own will to read to the little dirty kindergarteners of this skool....I bet your all happy and just cant wait to see the stink of a small child's face.

Zim: KINDERGARDNERS??? what are these "kindergarteners" (does the little finger motion....i luv doin that) Are these some kind of small Chemical Demon beings that steal all of your organs and hide them in the Janitor's closet?

Dib: Once again Zim you are way off......and what's with the finger motions?

Zim: DO NOT QUESTION MY ANTICS INCOMPETENT MONKEY!?!? *shakes his fist in the direction of Dib*

Dib: If you really wanna know, Zim, they are the smallest NORMAL KIDS.......maybe except that one who spends all his time eatin blue jello in a corner......

*cut to the Blue jello kid*

BJK: HOW DO THEY MAKE IT SSSSOOOO BLUE????? HOW DO THEY MAKE IT SSSOOO BLUE???? *dives his face in the jello as the others stare in shock*

* cut back to Ms. Bitter's class*

Zim: you mean....no janitor's closet.....CURSES better save that excavation for another day... *hint hint my fellow crazed moronic ones*

Dib: *shudders* that kid is even creepier than I seem to be....I still cant believe you didn't know what kindergarteners are.....that prooves 100% that you're an alien.

Zita: Give him a break "Freak of the Year"....George doesn't even know where he is yet.

*cut to the back of the class room*

George: Has anyone seen my lunch? *looks around* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!?
( just to tell you....i own george....i just luv to say that name...come on say it with me "GEORGE" ah.....now that I have bought myself sometime to think about the next thing to write....i present you with...more of the story!) (Oh and for those of you who didn't join me in one my "screaming of funny words moment" you'll know why next year I
didn't send you my happy basket of various goodies ^_^.....have fun!)

Brian: um...Ms. Bitters??? hey guys is she dead???

*Ms. Bitters is seen snoring in her chair*

(looks like I have ranted for too long.....That racoon staring at me from my window made me do it!.....YEA!)

Aki: Carl! go poke Ms. Bitters!

Carl: WHAT??? why me?

Aki: because your the only one with a stick in his hands.

Carl: *looks in his hand* oh. (whos responsible for that genius? *bows* Thankyou Thankyou my adoring fans! everyone silent: Forget about my bacon basket too.......) Wait, Are you crazy???...maybe i was a moron for leaving my underwear on for a month but poking Ms. Bitters is like falling down insanity cliff! (A place that I think about in my dreams)

Everyone except Zim and Dib.....they're too busy staring at everyone weirdly: *they bang there fists on the the desk and shout "CARL"*

*Carl goes up with his stick and pokes Ms. Bitters...she instantly wakes up and whacks Carl right out of the classroom*

Everyone: *gone silent*

Chunk: Cool.....I never knew that Ms. Bitters had such an arm.

Tae: I'm just gald we don't have to smell his underwear again......

Spoo: does anyone notice how Carl just went flying out of the window and that we just might never see him again? *everyone stares* I mean......That was awesome! ( I'm keepin on the whole routine that all students are pretty much lack knowledge......amazing no?) ( Also more about where abouts of Carl....coming soon!)

Ms. Bitters: As I was saying class...you will be reading to the kindergardners tommorow or the skool will pain your life with misery.

Dib: didnt they already do that?

Ms. Bitters:...........yes

*they stare at eachother*

Ms. Bitters: CLASS DISMISSED!

*everyone joyously runs out of the classroom or jumps out of the hole in the window that Carl made*

Zim: Ugh.....theres nothing I hate more then little stink children running around pooping all over the place. It sickens me that I must read to them for their enjoyment......Why must I make the enemy happy?

Dib: For once Zim......your right about something. Those kids are so dense they need to be taught time and time again how to spell the word cat.

*Outside of school, Zim's walking home*

Zim: Another revolting day of skool finished with......now i must plan for how i'm going to deal with these tiny terrors tommorow.......







What will Zim do? Will he be sane by the time the day ends? Will we ever see poor Carl again? And whats with that kid with the obsession for Jello.......hell I dunno....Thats why your supposed to tune in for the next chapter! So all you can do now is wait.....as I control your fate. Wacth out FF.net another evil crazed author has risen....hehehee i like chocolate muffins! * that was only a tiny portion of my awsome power* Untill we cross paths again!