Heero laughed his ass off. (The second time he's ever done that!!!) "YOU are gonna hurt ME with a big wood stick?"
Kuno growled. "I SHALT PUNISH THY!!"
Heero fell down laughing. "THAT IS FUNNY!!!!! THY??? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" (Heero's laughing a lot... Time to run and hide behind your couches people...)
Kodachi cackled. "He is so pathtic looking when he laughs, dear brother. Do not harm him, I shalt have him."
"Oh dear.." gasped Kasumi, who was walking to Dr. Tofu's.
"Ahh.. The older sister of the fair gentle Akane, for wither is she?" Kuno asked Kasumi.
Kasumi stared. "Oh my.. What is that you said? Oh dear."
"Wither dear Akane for art the mine beauty o shall love and..." went on Kuno.
"Hmm.. Oh my. What is that? Oh my, oh dear, oh my." asked Kasumi.
"DO THOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT COMITH OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?!" he shouted to Kasumi.
Heero jumped up. "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE WORDS THAT ARE COMEING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
"Oh my!" cried Kasumi. "OH my, oh my, oh my!"
All of a sudden, people came out of a bush with animal costumes on.
"Lions!" said Kuno.
"Tigers!" shouted Kasumi.
"And bears!" said Heero.
They all stared at Kasumi.
"What?" she asked. (Congrats if you got that joke, a wack on the head if you didn't)
The people in the costumes took off their masks. The tiger was Ranma, the lion was Nabiki, and the bear was Akari.
"That's him! The gay guy!!!" cried Akari.
"WHAT?!?! I'M NOT GAY!!" shouted Heero.
Akari cried. "Yes!! You where lying on top of my dear Ryoga-chan that I love so much because he is a cutie-pie piggy!!"
"Oh no, that was an accident.. I fainted and fell on him, he was already like that."
"Oh." she said.
"Wow. You're cute." said Nabiki.
Heero blushed. "Ya... Ya think??" 'Could this be the girl for me??' thought Heero.
All of a sudden, Nabiki took a photo. "Yop! Cute enough for me to make a profit with this picture!"
Everyone face faulted.
Ranma snorted. "So the hunt for this dude is over?"
"Yep." said Nabiki. "You can take off the rest of your costume, Ranma."
"But I love being a tiger! It's grrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaat!!!"
Everyone stared at Ranma and slowly moved away.
"Oh well, now that I know my little piggy-chan is safe I must go find him now!" and so Akari ran off.
"Why don't you stay with us, and you can explain stuff." said Ranma.
"Okay." said Heero.
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So Heero told them the whole story. (Not the getting a girlfriend part, just the 'heading to Ranma land' thing)
"Hmm. Well you can stay with us at the Dojo until you can find a way home!" said Akane, while sweetly smiling.
'She's cute...' thought Heero.
"Night Akane."said Ranma.
"Night Ranma." said Akane.
Ranma went upstairs.
Soun and Genma went upstairs.
Nabiki and Kasumi went upstairs.
"I guess you will have to sleep on the couch, you don't mind, do you?" asked Akane.
"N..No, not at all." said Heero.
"So.. You are from the A.C time span.. What's the future like?" asked Akane, while sipping a glass of water.
"The earth and space collonies are in a big war, I am a rebell terriorist from the collony to help destroy OZ."
Akane nearly choked. "Uhh.. Lovely."
"So who's that Ranma guy?" asked Heero, without thinking.
"We where just married.." said Akane.
'DAMMMMMMIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT' thought Heero. "Oh, congratulations!" he said.
"Humph. Our parents forced us." said Akane. "We are pretending to be happy together, then get devorsed just later so we won't be forced to be engaged again. Good plan?"
"Uhh yeah." said Heero.
"He's already got two other fiancees." said Akane.
"Oh, is he a player?" said Heero.
"AKANE WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!! GET TO BED!!!" yelled Ranma.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, MY FATHER???" she yelled back.
"AKANE GO TO BED!" yelled Soun.
"Uhh... Ok daddy!" she said.
"Night then." said Heero.
"Oh yeah, you will have to come to our school with us then." said Akane.
"Oh?" he said. 'Of course!' he thought. 'I was ment to be here! I was brought here to meat a girl at school!'
"Good night!" said Akane, as she walked upstairs.
"Night." said Heero, as he ploped himself on the couch.
"Tomorrow will be my lucky day.." said Heero to himself. He turned off the lamp. "Tomorrow I will meet a girl and.."
'Hmmm...' thought a spying Happosai. 'I will have to get all the panties from the school girls before he does!! It's a race for the panties, kid!'

To be continued....