Readings....OF INSANITY!
(Part 2)
Hey everyone! Im back....nows the time to run and scream in fear..WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING!?!? FEAR ME! oh well, I'd first like to give a big shout out to my older sis (which her name is luvmydogz..READ HER FICS..MY TOAST COMMANDS YOU!) Without her I would have serious writer's block...Then I would end up in the land of cute squirrels (YAYZ!...i mean YAYZ!) Anywayz, I don't own any zim characters for they are owned by the big dude himself Jhonen Vasqeuz. Now pitiful specks, gaze upon my glorious fic...I don't see you gazing! ^.^
* The scene is Zim walking to school, the horrible day has come where Zim must read to the little "tikes of terror". He's also holding Gir (who is disguised as a Teddy bear. everyone: aw....! QUIET PEEPS! FIC TIME....U LISTEN!)*
Zim: CEASE THE SQUIRMING GIR! We are almost at the stink people's school.
Gir: aw...come on master, one dance?
Zim: NO! inanimate objects do not move....
Gir: U KNOW U WANT ME TOO ^_^!
Zim: Fine, but you do know that I will blow you up in the future.
Gir: YAY!
*Gir gets on the floor and does a little break dance routine*
Gir: WEW! IM BOOGYING TO THE BEAT!
*Gir takes out his quote on qoute "special friend"*
Gir: IM GROOVIN WITH GERTRUDE!
Zim: Gir your dancing is making me sick and wait.......who's gertrude?
Gir: ME RUBBER BABOON! IT SQUEAKS!!!! DANCE WITH GERTRUDE!
Zim: eh no that's okay.....GIR STOP DANCING WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!
Gir: *all of a sudden stops* OKAY!
*at sKool*
Dib: Nice Teddy Zim....is there a little blankie that comes with that?
Zim: SILENCE DIB-WORM!! I have this so called "teddy" (finger motions..hehe) to protect me from the germs of those awful little doom children.
Dib: uh yea, but what's with the finger motions?
Zim: ONCE AGAIN SHUTUP ABOUT MY MOVING FINGERS OR THIS TEDDY IS GOING STRAIGHT DOWN YOUR STINK FILLED THROAT!
Gir: WEE! I LIKE RIDING STINKY THINGS!
Zim: *whacks GIR* QUIET GIR!! YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER!
Gir: I'm hungry
Ms. Bitters: Well class i'm glad you didn't take advantage of the escape hatch.
*everyone looks at eachother questioningly*
Ms. Bitters: Yes, there was an escape. See? It's over there labled " GIANT ESCAPE...WHICH WORKS" Maybe if you all would have just shut your infernal mouths for one second, you wouldve seen it. But its too late now!!
Class: aw
Ms. Bitters: Now class you will all follow me down the halls to the room in which all your lives will be prooved meaningless. If by any chance you get lost in the Boiler room, curl up into a ball and accept your wretched fates.
*everyone looks at eachother nervously*
Ms. Bitters: Well since you all seem so ready we shall move out.
*everyone stands there*
Ms. Bitters: Eh....that means to get out of the classroom.
Class: O....*they start to move out*
Ms. Bitters: .....Morons
Aki: huh?
Ms. Bitters: Oh, I just said you were all morons.
Aki: oh. OK!
* In the Hallways....OF DOOM!*
Gir: why'd I have to be a teddy? I WANTED TO BE A MONGOOSE.....I GOTTA WEASEL IN MY TUMMY!
Zim: For the last time Gir...you shall cease with your doomish nonsense or face my wrath.
Gir: CARROTS.....WHERE ARE THE CARROTS?
* two minutes later*
Gir: LA LA LA LA LA LA (you know in that eery little girl way...hey..I GOT GOOSEBUMPS!)
Ms. Bitters: ZIM!
Zim: SIR!
Ms. Bitters: Is your Bear.....singing?
Zim: NO! uh...no,no, don't be silly.
Gir: LA LA LA LA LA LA! (again with the eeryness...oy!)
Ms. Bitters: Zim.....that bear is singing.
Dib: How are you going to get out of this one space scum....seems that you will be exposed for the dirty alien you really are....then mankind will-
Zim: You finished?
Dib: actually, I wasn't
Zim: QUIET!
Gir: LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Zim: DAMN YOU GIR! *shakes his fist at gir*
Ms. Bitters: Why is your bear singing....ZIM?
Zim: It's the latest of all earth crazes....eh talking bears-
Gir: WITH A WEASEL IN THEIR TUMMY!
Zim: uh....Right!
Rob: WOW! I want one!
Tae: Yea that talking weasel bear is so cool...
Zim: BE QUIET!
*At the Smelly kindergartner's door*
Ms. Bitters: Now children, here we are, the kindergartner's classroom. Beyond this door.....YOU SHALL ALL LOSE YOUR SOULS!!! *dun dun dun*
Sara: You can't lose your soul...
Ms. Bitters: *pushes a button on her watch and the floor opens underneath Sara, plunging her to a souly fate. MMMMM I like soul toast ^_^*
Ms. Bitters: Anyone else want to join Sara and the Letter M in the pits of darkness and despair?
*everyone is silent. Outside, an icecream truck explodes setting other buildings on fire, then people engage in the screaming and running again....you probably want to get back to the story right?*
Ms. Bitters: Your pitiful lives end here
Gir: SNAKE LADY WILL GIVE ME BUTTERED TOAST!.....aw, my weasel escaped.
*down the hallway*
Lizard Boy: hey...there's a weasel knawing on my ankle.......I feel lonley....so cold. HEY JELLO! *eats jello*
Blue Jello Kid: *runs up to lizard boy* NNNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What will happen beyond those doors? Will Blue Jello Kid ever get his jello back? What's waiting for Zim, Dib and the others? Hey......Where's Carl? Those questions will all be answered....SOON! NOW...BE LEFT IN SUSPENSE....AS I laugh at you! *insert evil laughter* FARE THEE WELL READERS! *dissapears in dancing hippo smoke* (BTW....I like penguins, not hippos)
(Part 2)
Hey everyone! Im back....nows the time to run and scream in fear..WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING!?!? FEAR ME! oh well, I'd first like to give a big shout out to my older sis (which her name is luvmydogz..READ HER FICS..MY TOAST COMMANDS YOU!) Without her I would have serious writer's block...Then I would end up in the land of cute squirrels (YAYZ!...i mean YAYZ!) Anywayz, I don't own any zim characters for they are owned by the big dude himself Jhonen Vasqeuz. Now pitiful specks, gaze upon my glorious fic...I don't see you gazing! ^.^
* The scene is Zim walking to school, the horrible day has come where Zim must read to the little "tikes of terror". He's also holding Gir (who is disguised as a Teddy bear. everyone: aw....! QUIET PEEPS! FIC TIME....U LISTEN!)*
Zim: CEASE THE SQUIRMING GIR! We are almost at the stink people's school.
Gir: aw...come on master, one dance?
Zim: NO! inanimate objects do not move....
Gir: U KNOW U WANT ME TOO ^_^!
Zim: Fine, but you do know that I will blow you up in the future.
Gir: YAY!
*Gir gets on the floor and does a little break dance routine*
Gir: WEW! IM BOOGYING TO THE BEAT!
*Gir takes out his quote on qoute "special friend"*
Gir: IM GROOVIN WITH GERTRUDE!
Zim: Gir your dancing is making me sick and wait.......who's gertrude?
Gir: ME RUBBER BABOON! IT SQUEAKS!!!! DANCE WITH GERTRUDE!
Zim: eh no that's okay.....GIR STOP DANCING WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!
Gir: *all of a sudden stops* OKAY!
*at sKool*
Dib: Nice Teddy Zim....is there a little blankie that comes with that?
Zim: SILENCE DIB-WORM!! I have this so called "teddy" (finger motions..hehe) to protect me from the germs of those awful little doom children.
Dib: uh yea, but what's with the finger motions?
Zim: ONCE AGAIN SHUTUP ABOUT MY MOVING FINGERS OR THIS TEDDY IS GOING STRAIGHT DOWN YOUR STINK FILLED THROAT!
Gir: WEE! I LIKE RIDING STINKY THINGS!
Zim: *whacks GIR* QUIET GIR!! YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER!
Gir: I'm hungry
Ms. Bitters: Well class i'm glad you didn't take advantage of the escape hatch.
*everyone looks at eachother questioningly*
Ms. Bitters: Yes, there was an escape. See? It's over there labled " GIANT ESCAPE...WHICH WORKS" Maybe if you all would have just shut your infernal mouths for one second, you wouldve seen it. But its too late now!!
Class: aw
Ms. Bitters: Now class you will all follow me down the halls to the room in which all your lives will be prooved meaningless. If by any chance you get lost in the Boiler room, curl up into a ball and accept your wretched fates.
*everyone looks at eachother nervously*
Ms. Bitters: Well since you all seem so ready we shall move out.
*everyone stands there*
Ms. Bitters: Eh....that means to get out of the classroom.
Class: O....*they start to move out*
Ms. Bitters: .....Morons
Aki: huh?
Ms. Bitters: Oh, I just said you were all morons.
Aki: oh. OK!
* In the Hallways....OF DOOM!*
Gir: why'd I have to be a teddy? I WANTED TO BE A MONGOOSE.....I GOTTA WEASEL IN MY TUMMY!
Zim: For the last time Gir...you shall cease with your doomish nonsense or face my wrath.
Gir: CARROTS.....WHERE ARE THE CARROTS?
* two minutes later*
Gir: LA LA LA LA LA LA (you know in that eery little girl way...hey..I GOT GOOSEBUMPS!)
Ms. Bitters: ZIM!
Zim: SIR!
Ms. Bitters: Is your Bear.....singing?
Zim: NO! uh...no,no, don't be silly.
Gir: LA LA LA LA LA LA! (again with the eeryness...oy!)
Ms. Bitters: Zim.....that bear is singing.
Dib: How are you going to get out of this one space scum....seems that you will be exposed for the dirty alien you really are....then mankind will-
Zim: You finished?
Dib: actually, I wasn't
Zim: QUIET!
Gir: LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Zim: DAMN YOU GIR! *shakes his fist at gir*
Ms. Bitters: Why is your bear singing....ZIM?
Zim: It's the latest of all earth crazes....eh talking bears-
Gir: WITH A WEASEL IN THEIR TUMMY!
Zim: uh....Right!
Rob: WOW! I want one!
Tae: Yea that talking weasel bear is so cool...
Zim: BE QUIET!
*At the Smelly kindergartner's door*
Ms. Bitters: Now children, here we are, the kindergartner's classroom. Beyond this door.....YOU SHALL ALL LOSE YOUR SOULS!!! *dun dun dun*
Sara: You can't lose your soul...
Ms. Bitters: *pushes a button on her watch and the floor opens underneath Sara, plunging her to a souly fate. MMMMM I like soul toast ^_^*
Ms. Bitters: Anyone else want to join Sara and the Letter M in the pits of darkness and despair?
*everyone is silent. Outside, an icecream truck explodes setting other buildings on fire, then people engage in the screaming and running again....you probably want to get back to the story right?*
Ms. Bitters: Your pitiful lives end here
Gir: SNAKE LADY WILL GIVE ME BUTTERED TOAST!.....aw, my weasel escaped.
*down the hallway*
Lizard Boy: hey...there's a weasel knawing on my ankle.......I feel lonley....so cold. HEY JELLO! *eats jello*
Blue Jello Kid: *runs up to lizard boy* NNNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What will happen beyond those doors? Will Blue Jello Kid ever get his jello back? What's waiting for Zim, Dib and the others? Hey......Where's Carl? Those questions will all be answered....SOON! NOW...BE LEFT IN SUSPENSE....AS I laugh at you! *insert evil laughter* FARE THEE WELL READERS! *dissapears in dancing hippo smoke* (BTW....I like penguins, not hippos)
