William Shakespeare's The Sixth Sense
Scene 1:Malcom
Dr. Malcom- Thy wisdom of youth doth travel great distances. Tis amazing thy talent of studies of the mind.
Vincent- No! Thou art not talented in studies of the mind, tis twisted in Failure!
Dr. Malcolm- Though mind is out of joint, O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right.
Vincent- Thine eyes are those of a youth thou hath failed long ago, thou hath failed me, Thou art a heartless Ill-shapen Loon!
Dr. Malcolm- Tis not true, tis not too late to be of sain mind, my knowledge can help thou.
Vincent stabs Dr. Malcolm and then kills himself
Scene 2: Cole
Dr. Malcolm- Good day, young sir, I shalt cure thine mental anguish.
Cole- The Tempest in my mind, doth from my "sixth sense" take all feelings else.
Dr. Malcolm- I beseach you, tell me why find you, life so troubled?
Cole- The hour is upon me when I am compelled to bring forth thine own secret which I have kept hidden 'n my thoughts
Dr. Malcolm- Ay!
Cole- Mine eyes duth witness yon persons whom have shuffled off, hence there mortal coil.
The Ghost Appears and wanders
Ghost- Mine soul hath been taken from my shell of flesh!
Does thou meanest as those who should reside within graves and coffins?
Cole- Alas! They ambulate about as any warm blooded man doth come and go.
Dr. Malcolm- How oft dost thou behold them in thine eyes?
Cole- 'Tis all the time!!
Ghost- Mine soul hath still been taken from my shell of flesh
Dr. Malcolm- His brain 'tis more feverish than mine. Me thinks it best maybe an institution 'tis best for his mind's hardships.
Scene 3: Stuttering Stanlivius
Teacher- In times long past, these grounds of scholarly learning 'twere that wich brought law to all
Cole- 'Tis not true, within these walls, the neck of many were stretched and broken upon the gallows.
Teacher- Young sir, thine information does not hold true, for someone hath been whispering falsehoods in your ear.
The teacher looks at Cole confused
Cole- Cast thine eyes away from me, 'tis a gaze found most offensive!
Teacher- How doth my gaze offend thee?
The teacher continues to stare
Cole- Though are a stuttering Stanlivius! Thine words hath come out in stuttered form since thine owns youth!
Teacher- W-w-w-wwha-
Cole- Thou art a STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
Teacher- S-S-S-S-S-SILENCE, YOU CHURLISH OVERWEENED SOUR-EYED CANKER-BLOSSUM!!!!!!!
Ghost- Mine soul contiues to hath been taken from my shell of flesh
Scene 4: Ghost
Dr. Malcolm- It hath come to mind that thou should'st converse with yon spectres to their desires.
Cole- Thinkest thou that this will aid me?
Dr. Malcolm- Ay, tis my belief.
Ghost appears
Ghost- Once more, mine soul hath been taken from my shell of flesh
Cole- Doth thou, have something to reveal into mine ears?
Ghost- Aye, the woman who bore me, mixed poison in my food unbeknown to her spose, she whom I trusted did feed me, this vile gruel and I did fataly sup. I duth know she now prepair'th the same diet for my sister. A las! My story hath been told and I can pass on to the neatherworld.
Ghost vanishes for good
Cole- Thou spoketh the truth, cause thine turn, anon, I shalt help you in your trouble.
Dr. Malcolm- Forsooth, what aid can thou give me?
Cole- I can show to you thine's own truth in that your body hath passed long ago while'st still your soul doth live!
Dr. Malcolm- Alas! I duth see. I am thy therapist's spirit! I who was lost and troubled hath now, been found by this beakon child. Behold, I can now depart from this troubled place.
Dr. Malcolm disapeares
Finis
Scene 1:Malcom
Dr. Malcom- Thy wisdom of youth doth travel great distances. Tis amazing thy talent of studies of the mind.
Vincent- No! Thou art not talented in studies of the mind, tis twisted in Failure!
Dr. Malcolm- Though mind is out of joint, O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right.
Vincent- Thine eyes are those of a youth thou hath failed long ago, thou hath failed me, Thou art a heartless Ill-shapen Loon!
Dr. Malcolm- Tis not true, tis not too late to be of sain mind, my knowledge can help thou.
Vincent stabs Dr. Malcolm and then kills himself
Scene 2: Cole
Dr. Malcolm- Good day, young sir, I shalt cure thine mental anguish.
Cole- The Tempest in my mind, doth from my "sixth sense" take all feelings else.
Dr. Malcolm- I beseach you, tell me why find you, life so troubled?
Cole- The hour is upon me when I am compelled to bring forth thine own secret which I have kept hidden 'n my thoughts
Dr. Malcolm- Ay!
Cole- Mine eyes duth witness yon persons whom have shuffled off, hence there mortal coil.
The Ghost Appears and wanders
Ghost- Mine soul hath been taken from my shell of flesh!
Does thou meanest as those who should reside within graves and coffins?
Cole- Alas! They ambulate about as any warm blooded man doth come and go.
Dr. Malcolm- How oft dost thou behold them in thine eyes?
Cole- 'Tis all the time!!
Ghost- Mine soul hath still been taken from my shell of flesh
Dr. Malcolm- His brain 'tis more feverish than mine. Me thinks it best maybe an institution 'tis best for his mind's hardships.
Scene 3: Stuttering Stanlivius
Teacher- In times long past, these grounds of scholarly learning 'twere that wich brought law to all
Cole- 'Tis not true, within these walls, the neck of many were stretched and broken upon the gallows.
Teacher- Young sir, thine information does not hold true, for someone hath been whispering falsehoods in your ear.
The teacher looks at Cole confused
Cole- Cast thine eyes away from me, 'tis a gaze found most offensive!
Teacher- How doth my gaze offend thee?
The teacher continues to stare
Cole- Though are a stuttering Stanlivius! Thine words hath come out in stuttered form since thine owns youth!
Teacher- W-w-w-wwha-
Cole- Thou art a STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
STUTTERING STANLIVIUS
Teacher- S-S-S-S-S-SILENCE, YOU CHURLISH OVERWEENED SOUR-EYED CANKER-BLOSSUM!!!!!!!
Ghost- Mine soul contiues to hath been taken from my shell of flesh
Scene 4: Ghost
Dr. Malcolm- It hath come to mind that thou should'st converse with yon spectres to their desires.
Cole- Thinkest thou that this will aid me?
Dr. Malcolm- Ay, tis my belief.
Ghost appears
Ghost- Once more, mine soul hath been taken from my shell of flesh
Cole- Doth thou, have something to reveal into mine ears?
Ghost- Aye, the woman who bore me, mixed poison in my food unbeknown to her spose, she whom I trusted did feed me, this vile gruel and I did fataly sup. I duth know she now prepair'th the same diet for my sister. A las! My story hath been told and I can pass on to the neatherworld.
Ghost vanishes for good
Cole- Thou spoketh the truth, cause thine turn, anon, I shalt help you in your trouble.
Dr. Malcolm- Forsooth, what aid can thou give me?
Cole- I can show to you thine's own truth in that your body hath passed long ago while'st still your soul doth live!
Dr. Malcolm- Alas! I duth see. I am thy therapist's spirit! I who was lost and troubled hath now, been found by this beakon child. Behold, I can now depart from this troubled place.
Dr. Malcolm disapeares
Finis
