First off, to understand these Fic's there are a few things you must know:
Who is Tesa? Tesa is a character that I (Jazz W.) created for a RPG. She's a mutant girl who joined the BrotherHood, and quickly has become one of the gang.
Why? Because it's fun. And although Tesa loves life there, and gets along with the members, some day's stuff goes wrong. So here's a look at the days when things DO got wrong.
And, the disclaimer: I don't own the X-men. I know I don't. You know I don't. This was unnecessary.
Brother Hood Friday
Tesa had thought that when she announced that she was going to the mall at breakfast this morning, she'd get her usual volunteers to go with her. Sometimes Todd and her went shopping together. He'd come, and she'd talk to him, and he'd tell her how she looked in the things she tried on. They'd go out, and eat, and Todd would come home feeling on top of the world, because he was seen in a social place with a girl. All in exchange for a bag of crickets at the petshop before they went home.
Other times Tabby would come. The two would have a girl's day out, and gripe about the males in the BrotherHood. They'd splurge on clothes and generally have a good time.
And on rare occasions Pietro would agree to come. The pseudo-albino would appear sometimes, and casually ask if Tesa wanted to do something with him, because he was "bored". And him and Tesa would actually have fun together. He'd do Toad's job, and talk to her, and tell her how she looked in outfits. They'd tease, and sometimes get in a store and act stupid, by knocking glass figurines off shelves, watching them bust and then blaming it on random nearby shoppers. That's what she expected. But it didn't happen.
Today she didn't realize that Todd wasn't feeling well. That Tabby had a date. Or that Pietro was not in a good mood. The Blob had agreed to come. The Blob!!!! Jeez! Even if there had been anyone free to go, they couldn't have. He practically took up all the space in Tesa's car. And they'd been at the mall for five hours now. Tesa hadn't tried a single thing on. Fred was doing all the clothes testing. Right now he walked out of the dressing room wearing a shirt that actually covered his flabby chest. Striving to walk like a Runway Model, Freddy walked in front of Tesa, who was slumped in a chair staring listlessly at the ceiling. He turned, asking, "Do these jeans make my butt look big." Tesa didn't look. She couldn't look. Not if she didn't want to lose her lunch all over the floor of that store. She mumbled a barely intelligible, "No." And she closed her eyes praying for it to end soon. 'Of course anything you wear is gonna make you look fat. Your like, two friggen tons.' She thought. But said nothing, she didn't particularly want to get sat on.
A few minutes passed, and then Tesa felt herself being picked up, and dragged from the store. She opened her eyes, to see The Blob carrying her and about three huge shopping bags. "Where are we going?" she gingerly ventured. "To Victoria Secret." Tesa eyed him suspiciously before asking, "Why?" The Blob looked down at her and replied, "I need to get a bra." Tesa fainted.
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Who is Tesa? Tesa is a character that I (Jazz W.) created for a RPG. She's a mutant girl who joined the BrotherHood, and quickly has become one of the gang.
Why? Because it's fun. And although Tesa loves life there, and gets along with the members, some day's stuff goes wrong. So here's a look at the days when things DO got wrong.
And, the disclaimer: I don't own the X-men. I know I don't. You know I don't. This was unnecessary.
Brother Hood Friday
Tesa had thought that when she announced that she was going to the mall at breakfast this morning, she'd get her usual volunteers to go with her. Sometimes Todd and her went shopping together. He'd come, and she'd talk to him, and he'd tell her how she looked in the things she tried on. They'd go out, and eat, and Todd would come home feeling on top of the world, because he was seen in a social place with a girl. All in exchange for a bag of crickets at the petshop before they went home.
Other times Tabby would come. The two would have a girl's day out, and gripe about the males in the BrotherHood. They'd splurge on clothes and generally have a good time.
And on rare occasions Pietro would agree to come. The pseudo-albino would appear sometimes, and casually ask if Tesa wanted to do something with him, because he was "bored". And him and Tesa would actually have fun together. He'd do Toad's job, and talk to her, and tell her how she looked in outfits. They'd tease, and sometimes get in a store and act stupid, by knocking glass figurines off shelves, watching them bust and then blaming it on random nearby shoppers. That's what she expected. But it didn't happen.
Today she didn't realize that Todd wasn't feeling well. That Tabby had a date. Or that Pietro was not in a good mood. The Blob had agreed to come. The Blob!!!! Jeez! Even if there had been anyone free to go, they couldn't have. He practically took up all the space in Tesa's car. And they'd been at the mall for five hours now. Tesa hadn't tried a single thing on. Fred was doing all the clothes testing. Right now he walked out of the dressing room wearing a shirt that actually covered his flabby chest. Striving to walk like a Runway Model, Freddy walked in front of Tesa, who was slumped in a chair staring listlessly at the ceiling. He turned, asking, "Do these jeans make my butt look big." Tesa didn't look. She couldn't look. Not if she didn't want to lose her lunch all over the floor of that store. She mumbled a barely intelligible, "No." And she closed her eyes praying for it to end soon. 'Of course anything you wear is gonna make you look fat. Your like, two friggen tons.' She thought. But said nothing, she didn't particularly want to get sat on.
A few minutes passed, and then Tesa felt herself being picked up, and dragged from the store. She opened her eyes, to see The Blob carrying her and about three huge shopping bags. "Where are we going?" she gingerly ventured. "To Victoria Secret." Tesa eyed him suspiciously before asking, "Why?" The Blob looked down at her and replied, "I need to get a bra." Tesa fainted.
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