DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pink Floyd, "The Wall" or any anime title that
might get mentioned over the next few chapters.
Secondly: This isn't my best work, I just was bored one day and decided to parody a few songs from the movie and the album. This is done in a screenplay fashion because I felt like it. =P
[Start of 'movie']
[Show a long whiteish blue hallway at an angle, show a Japanese maid coming in as an the original MS Gundam theme song plays silently in the background]
[The angle goes to from inside the open vacuum and as the maid closes it..the sounds of the vacuum being the only accompaniment to the credits..]
"Dragon Pink Floyd The Cultural Wall"
"Adapted from "Pink Floyd The Wall" by Roger Waters & Alan Parker"
"New version by Drenden Shirotu"
[The darkness is now ignited by a single candle, a man lights his cigar with it as he watches an old episode of "Robotech", a small "ooooooohhhing" choir starts as a trumpet quietly sounds and starts..]
"When the Mecha Broke Free Part 1"
It was just after dawn
One beautiful morning in bright '84
When the foward father head
Was told to sit tight
When he saw that the men were withdrawing
When he saw that the men gave thanks
As they held back the enemy ships
For a while...
The Ontario Quadrant was held for the price
Of a few thousand ordinary lives..
[The scene fades away to the shot of a young boy crying front of a screen..which then fades off to a scene of the same boy running towards something in a field over the rising sun]
[The scene suddenly cuts back to the maid about to open the locked door where the man watching the TV sits, his eyes look nervous as it is silent except for the sound of the key starts opening the door..only to be blocked by a small chain..which suddenly cuts to....]
"In the Cels?"
[...A large chain to a wooden door, as various screaming people holding signs including "Keep Sayoran Blushing!", "Hikaru not Rick!" and "Haruka + Michiru = KOIBITO!", they break down the door and start rushing madly towards some building...only to be brought down by the police. Various erriely similar scenes of anime characters undergoing similar treatment are cut in, a shot of
Van Fanel vomiting blood as a young girl undergoes a similar experience due to the police action for example. A person stabbing a policeman through the chest with his sign is compared to a scene from Spriggan.]
["Sour part" of the guitar solo cuts in to show a sign saying "Watch Pokemon on Kids WB!" with a smiling Pikachu erriely contrasting the situation.]
[A young boy, probably around 15 is shown with his face covered in blood, holding his stomach in pain, rolling around on the floor is compared to a scene from another anime, as it fades to..]
[..A tall, thin pale-faced man with a near-shaven haircut dressed in a dark grey uniform standing in front of an audience of small children as well as some scattered teens, the scene is decorated with long posters of a black dollar sign done "Japanese style", with a large shining butcher knife behind it and two spotlights in an "X" shape illuminating the dollar sign, which is also patched onto the man's shoulders and wrist band. The man walks foward and starts to sing..]
"So we, thought we, might like to import a show...
"To feel the...waaarrrm thrill of confusion..!...
"Of that..great Jappy show...
"Tell me is there something eluding you, sunshine?
"Is this not what you expected to hear?
"If you wanna find out what's behind those sounds..
"You'll just have to claw your way..
[The man raises his arms into an X]
"Through this disguise!!"
[He immediately throws them down as an explosion arrises,]
LIGHTS!
[a guitar solo starts and shows an all-new piece of animation, Hitomi, Sakura, Michiru and Haruka running from the explosions and butcher knives flying at them in a surreal scene involving a desert and businessmen..]
ACTION!
[...the guitar solo continues as they run into a shelter, quickly trying to dial on a telephone,]
REPLACE THE SOUND EFFECTS!
DROP IT ON THEM!!
[as a Zaibach Guymelef flies from overhead (complete with TIE Fighter sounds)..
DROP IT ON THEM!!
[and drops several butcher knives and explosives as the characters scream...]
DROP IT ON THEM!!!!
[a large explosion occurs and then scene cuts to the literally butchered and burnt bodies of the characters.]
[The scene fades to showing various businessmen carrying the bodies of several anime characters scattered among a beach's shore while a gentle piano solo plays on...]
Secondly: This isn't my best work, I just was bored one day and decided to parody a few songs from the movie and the album. This is done in a screenplay fashion because I felt like it. =P
[Start of 'movie']
[Show a long whiteish blue hallway at an angle, show a Japanese maid coming in as an the original MS Gundam theme song plays silently in the background]
[The angle goes to from inside the open vacuum and as the maid closes it..the sounds of the vacuum being the only accompaniment to the credits..]
"Dragon Pink Floyd The Cultural Wall"
"Adapted from "Pink Floyd The Wall" by Roger Waters & Alan Parker"
"New version by Drenden Shirotu"
[The darkness is now ignited by a single candle, a man lights his cigar with it as he watches an old episode of "Robotech", a small "ooooooohhhing" choir starts as a trumpet quietly sounds and starts..]
"When the Mecha Broke Free Part 1"
It was just after dawn
One beautiful morning in bright '84
When the foward father head
Was told to sit tight
When he saw that the men were withdrawing
When he saw that the men gave thanks
As they held back the enemy ships
For a while...
The Ontario Quadrant was held for the price
Of a few thousand ordinary lives..
[The scene fades away to the shot of a young boy crying front of a screen..which then fades off to a scene of the same boy running towards something in a field over the rising sun]
[The scene suddenly cuts back to the maid about to open the locked door where the man watching the TV sits, his eyes look nervous as it is silent except for the sound of the key starts opening the door..only to be blocked by a small chain..which suddenly cuts to....]
"In the Cels?"
[...A large chain to a wooden door, as various screaming people holding signs including "Keep Sayoran Blushing!", "Hikaru not Rick!" and "Haruka + Michiru = KOIBITO!", they break down the door and start rushing madly towards some building...only to be brought down by the police. Various erriely similar scenes of anime characters undergoing similar treatment are cut in, a shot of
Van Fanel vomiting blood as a young girl undergoes a similar experience due to the police action for example. A person stabbing a policeman through the chest with his sign is compared to a scene from Spriggan.]
["Sour part" of the guitar solo cuts in to show a sign saying "Watch Pokemon on Kids WB!" with a smiling Pikachu erriely contrasting the situation.]
[A young boy, probably around 15 is shown with his face covered in blood, holding his stomach in pain, rolling around on the floor is compared to a scene from another anime, as it fades to..]
[..A tall, thin pale-faced man with a near-shaven haircut dressed in a dark grey uniform standing in front of an audience of small children as well as some scattered teens, the scene is decorated with long posters of a black dollar sign done "Japanese style", with a large shining butcher knife behind it and two spotlights in an "X" shape illuminating the dollar sign, which is also patched onto the man's shoulders and wrist band. The man walks foward and starts to sing..]
"So we, thought we, might like to import a show...
"To feel the...waaarrrm thrill of confusion..!...
"Of that..great Jappy show...
"Tell me is there something eluding you, sunshine?
"Is this not what you expected to hear?
"If you wanna find out what's behind those sounds..
"You'll just have to claw your way..
[The man raises his arms into an X]
"Through this disguise!!"
[He immediately throws them down as an explosion arrises,]
LIGHTS!
[a guitar solo starts and shows an all-new piece of animation, Hitomi, Sakura, Michiru and Haruka running from the explosions and butcher knives flying at them in a surreal scene involving a desert and businessmen..]
ACTION!
[...the guitar solo continues as they run into a shelter, quickly trying to dial on a telephone,]
REPLACE THE SOUND EFFECTS!
DROP IT ON THEM!!
[as a Zaibach Guymelef flies from overhead (complete with TIE Fighter sounds)..
DROP IT ON THEM!!
[and drops several butcher knives and explosives as the characters scream...]
DROP IT ON THEM!!!!
[a large explosion occurs and then scene cuts to the literally butchered and burnt bodies of the characters.]
[The scene fades to showing various businessmen carrying the bodies of several anime characters scattered among a beach's shore while a gentle piano solo plays on...]
