Title: Sigma Blew Off Zero's Arm!
By: X-9 GHOST
Disclaimer: Capcom owns Megaman X and all other characters. I do not.
Note: I wrote this in 5 minutes and it's VERY short. So sue me.

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One day, Zero was taking a stroll across the park in his shiny, red armor.
Suddenly, Sigma popped up out of nowhere in his original body with a huge-arse buster and blew off Zero's
arm with one shot.

Sigma: Mwahahahaha! I blew off Zero's arm!

Vile: *hears the news* *runs to Double* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

Double: *runs to Colonel* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

Colonel: *runs to General* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

General: *runs...ergh...floats to Signas* Sigma Blew off Sigma's arm!

Signas: *runs to Life-Saver* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

Life-Saver: *runs to Douglas* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

Douglas: *runs to Iris* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

Iris: *runs to Alia* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

Alia: *runs to Dr. Light's hologram capsule* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

Light's Hologram Capsule: *pops out of the ground near X* Sigma blew off Zero's arm!

X: *runs to Zero*

Sigma is now resting in pieces on the park's grass. Zero's arm has been blown off.

X: OMG, Zero! What the hell happened!?

Zero: SIGMA BLEW OFF MY ARM!!! DAMMIT! WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG!? I NEARLY DIED!!!

Everyone: ............