A/N: Hey, I only rated this PG-13 because it only has one swear word in it and the song implies mature principles. So now you can't say I didn't warn you, because I did, no ha! Oh, and sadly, I don't own DBZ.

Miss Bulma             Parody of "Miss Susie had a Steamboat"

Miss Bulma had a Saiyan,

That Saiyan had a tail *wink, wink*,

The Saiyan went to tourney,

Miss Bulma went to Hell--

"O, Mister Yamcha,

I think you're not so fine,

And if you disconnect me

I'll sue off your-" behind

The bedroom dresser,

There lays a lacy mass-

Vegeta was feeling horny,

So he ripped them off her-- ask

Me no more questions,

Please tell me no more lies,

Yamcha's at a brothel

Pulling down his-- flies

Live in the kitchen,

While Trunks plays at the park,

Miss 18 and her husband

Are 'swinging' in the D-A-R-K,

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark

Is like something evil,

Evil makes good show,

A show can be about many things,

And that is all-- I know I know

Mister Yamcha,

I know I know Tien,

I know that Lady Marron

Has a double-D sized-- Bra

Gave me a nickel,

Goten gave me a dime,

Trunks became my boyfriend

And kissed me all the--times

Changed when Bra took her nickel,

Goten took back his dime,

Trunks became a Vegetan ass

And committed ruthless crimes:

He raped me in the bathtub,

He fucked me on the floor;

He finally said he loved me,

And led me out church doors.

We honeymooned in London,

We spent some time in France-

The hardest thing for Trunks to do

Was keeping on his pants!