Disclaimer: I don't own any WWF superstars although I wish I did.
Especially The Rock. If I owned The Rock I'd, never mind, enjoy the story.
***=Lapse in time
1 Jeff Hardy and Chris Jericho's hotel room
"Chris, are you OK?" Jeff asked concerned. "You've seemed down in the dumps for the past couple of days."
"No I'm not OK," I answered. "The woman I love can't come within 2 feet of me."
"Wait a minute, did I miss something? Who do you love?"
"Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley."
"You're kidding right? Chris tell me you're kidding."
"Unfortunately I'm not."
"Chris she's a married woman."
"I know, it's her jackass of a husband that won't let me anywhere near her."
Suddenly there was a light knock at the door.
"I'll get it," Jeff said getting up.
"It sucks, Jeff. I love her so much and I can't be near her."
"So you say that Stephanie can't be anywhere near you?" Jeff said as he looked through the peephole.
"Yeah."
"Then why is she outside knocking on the door?"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"Well don't just stand there let her in."
"OK, OK, don't bite my head off," he said as he opened the door. "Hi Steph."
"Hi Jeff," she said coming in very carefully.
"I'm going to the bar, see you in a couple of minutes," Jeff said leaving.
"I can't stay long. I just had to see you. I'm so sorry Chris, it's just that if I had chosen you, God knows what HHH would have done to you or me."
"Do you honestly think he would have done anything to you. You're Vince McMahon's daughter. If he 'd laid one finger on you and his career would have been over like that. Anyway, don't worry about me. I can handle myself against HHH."
"Yes you can, but can you handle yourself against HHH and a sledgehammer? He's used it on you before and he wouldn't hesitate to use it again."
"I've already told you not to worry about me."
"I can't help it Chris. You're my friend, my best friend. I can't stand the thought of something bad happening to you. That's why I chose him."
"Steph, I thought the reason you chose him was because of that kiss. I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me."
"Don't be sorry about the kiss. I didn't hate it, it just took me by surprise."
"So you really didn't hate it?"
"No, let the truth be told, I kinda liked it."
"Oh really," I said moving in close to her.
"Yeah really," she said as she moved in close to me.
Next thing I knew we were engaged in a passionate kiss. Then, I heard the door open. I didn't stop the kiss because I thought it was Jeff. Boy was I wrong.
"What the hell is this?" I heard a familiar voice yell.
I turned and saw HHH standing there more enraged than I had ever seen him before. Even more enraged than the time Austin gave Steph the Stunner. Stephanie immediately moved away from me.
"Hunter I can explain," she started.
"You S.O.B. Just friends huh? Steph, please leave. I really wouldn't want you to see me beat this blonde bitch."
"Hunter, calm down," Stephanie begged.
"I come in here and catch you kissing him and you tell me to calm down."
"Hunter it's not like that."
"Well then please explain to me how it is. Last time I checked friends didn't stick their tongues down each other's throats. You know what, I don't care. I just wanna beat the hell out of him."
"What's stopping you and please don't try to tell me she's holding you back."
"No she's not. I don't want you calling the cops 'cause I beat your ass so let's make this official. Monday night you and me in a no DQ match. Then I can beat your ass and it'll be legal. Steph, let's go. Be prepared to get your ass kicked Jericho."
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2 Monday night-the match
I was walking down the ramp and all of a sudden I felt something knock me down. I looked up and saw HHH standing over me with a chair. He tried to hit me again but I moved. I ran to the ring and HHH followed me. The referee rang the bell. HHH started punching me and he got me in the corner and started kicking me. He then went and got his steel chair. He tried to hit me but I gave him a low blow. I picked up a chair and I started beating the hell out of him. I went for the cover but he kicked out at 2. I went to the turnbuckle and took off the padding. I then drove HHH headfirst into the turnbuckle. Blood starting flowing down his face and I got a weird feeling of satisfaction out of seeing it. I tried to drive him into the turnbuckle again but he blocked it and drove me into the turnbuckle. HHH then got out of the ring and went under the ring apron and got a sledgehammer. He got back in the ring and hit me in the ribs. I fell down and grabbed my ribs. I looked up and saw HHH with this sadistic smile on his face. I somehow made it to my feet and I grabbed the chair and hit HHH. He fell down and so did I because that took all my energy. As HHH and I were crawling to our feet, I saw Stephanie get into the ring with a chair.
"What are you doing," HHH asked.
"I'm doing what you told me to do the other night. I'm making a choice."
With that she took the steel chair and she hit
Please review. I'm not sure if I should continue.
***=Lapse in time
1 Jeff Hardy and Chris Jericho's hotel room
"Chris, are you OK?" Jeff asked concerned. "You've seemed down in the dumps for the past couple of days."
"No I'm not OK," I answered. "The woman I love can't come within 2 feet of me."
"Wait a minute, did I miss something? Who do you love?"
"Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley."
"You're kidding right? Chris tell me you're kidding."
"Unfortunately I'm not."
"Chris she's a married woman."
"I know, it's her jackass of a husband that won't let me anywhere near her."
Suddenly there was a light knock at the door.
"I'll get it," Jeff said getting up.
"It sucks, Jeff. I love her so much and I can't be near her."
"So you say that Stephanie can't be anywhere near you?" Jeff said as he looked through the peephole.
"Yeah."
"Then why is she outside knocking on the door?"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"Well don't just stand there let her in."
"OK, OK, don't bite my head off," he said as he opened the door. "Hi Steph."
"Hi Jeff," she said coming in very carefully.
"I'm going to the bar, see you in a couple of minutes," Jeff said leaving.
"I can't stay long. I just had to see you. I'm so sorry Chris, it's just that if I had chosen you, God knows what HHH would have done to you or me."
"Do you honestly think he would have done anything to you. You're Vince McMahon's daughter. If he 'd laid one finger on you and his career would have been over like that. Anyway, don't worry about me. I can handle myself against HHH."
"Yes you can, but can you handle yourself against HHH and a sledgehammer? He's used it on you before and he wouldn't hesitate to use it again."
"I've already told you not to worry about me."
"I can't help it Chris. You're my friend, my best friend. I can't stand the thought of something bad happening to you. That's why I chose him."
"Steph, I thought the reason you chose him was because of that kiss. I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me."
"Don't be sorry about the kiss. I didn't hate it, it just took me by surprise."
"So you really didn't hate it?"
"No, let the truth be told, I kinda liked it."
"Oh really," I said moving in close to her.
"Yeah really," she said as she moved in close to me.
Next thing I knew we were engaged in a passionate kiss. Then, I heard the door open. I didn't stop the kiss because I thought it was Jeff. Boy was I wrong.
"What the hell is this?" I heard a familiar voice yell.
I turned and saw HHH standing there more enraged than I had ever seen him before. Even more enraged than the time Austin gave Steph the Stunner. Stephanie immediately moved away from me.
"Hunter I can explain," she started.
"You S.O.B. Just friends huh? Steph, please leave. I really wouldn't want you to see me beat this blonde bitch."
"Hunter, calm down," Stephanie begged.
"I come in here and catch you kissing him and you tell me to calm down."
"Hunter it's not like that."
"Well then please explain to me how it is. Last time I checked friends didn't stick their tongues down each other's throats. You know what, I don't care. I just wanna beat the hell out of him."
"What's stopping you and please don't try to tell me she's holding you back."
"No she's not. I don't want you calling the cops 'cause I beat your ass so let's make this official. Monday night you and me in a no DQ match. Then I can beat your ass and it'll be legal. Steph, let's go. Be prepared to get your ass kicked Jericho."
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2 Monday night-the match
I was walking down the ramp and all of a sudden I felt something knock me down. I looked up and saw HHH standing over me with a chair. He tried to hit me again but I moved. I ran to the ring and HHH followed me. The referee rang the bell. HHH started punching me and he got me in the corner and started kicking me. He then went and got his steel chair. He tried to hit me but I gave him a low blow. I picked up a chair and I started beating the hell out of him. I went for the cover but he kicked out at 2. I went to the turnbuckle and took off the padding. I then drove HHH headfirst into the turnbuckle. Blood starting flowing down his face and I got a weird feeling of satisfaction out of seeing it. I tried to drive him into the turnbuckle again but he blocked it and drove me into the turnbuckle. HHH then got out of the ring and went under the ring apron and got a sledgehammer. He got back in the ring and hit me in the ribs. I fell down and grabbed my ribs. I looked up and saw HHH with this sadistic smile on his face. I somehow made it to my feet and I grabbed the chair and hit HHH. He fell down and so did I because that took all my energy. As HHH and I were crawling to our feet, I saw Stephanie get into the ring with a chair.
"What are you doing," HHH asked.
"I'm doing what you told me to do the other night. I'm making a choice."
With that she took the steel chair and she hit
Please review. I'm not sure if I should continue.
