Spy Hard, Silly Stories
It was the Christmas holidays. Harry walked up to Ron and Hermione who were busily fighting by the icy lake.
"Hermione, I Know What You Did Last Summer"shouted Ron.
"I'm Wrongfully Accused I tell you!!"shouted Hermione in return, shaking her fist in frustration.
"Oh really, let me tell you the 10 Things I Hate About You!" replied Ron.
"Hey, settle down guys" Harry said "Ron don't be the Man In The Iron Mask."
"Huh?"said Ron.
"Oh look there's a snake, use your Sixth Sence Harry, I mean your Parseltoungenes" screamed Hermione in horror.
"No lets just Go!" screamed Ron.
And so they ran and ran all the way to the castle.
"What I wanted to tell all of you, is that we're going to spy on Draco, Spy Hard!!" said Harry and narrowed his eyes.
"Yes we should, I sence Draco has intentions, Cruel Intentions!" whispered Hermione narrowing her eyes like Harry had done.
"Err.. lets just go down to Dawson's Creek.. errr.. I mean the lake" said Ron with a shaky voice.
"No, we must do this Ron, it's a matter of life and no life!!" said Harry and Hermione in unison.
Later that night, the trio crawled out of the portrait hole and went down to the Slytherin dungeon, they knew the password because Ron had sweet talked an ugly Slytherin girl who blurted out everything. In between that journey they encountered the greasy haired Snape.
"I sence some Disturbing Behaviour!" said Snape.
"Get out of our way you grumy old man!" shouted Ron and began to whipmer.
"Run!!!" screamed Hermione.
They then entered the Slytherin common room, nobody was sitting thre because it was quite late. They went up to the dormitories where they knew Draco was sleeping and started looking and listening through the keyhole.
"Hang on let me just put on some rouge, some Moulin Rouge" whispered Hermione.
"You are a Pretty Woman Hermione"said Ron to her.
Then the door opened and Draco stepped out smirking.
"Well well well.. what do we have here.. the Little Rascals."
"We were just going to see you.. for umm.. some homework help.. yeah.. that's it" said Ron.
"Liar Liar, and now you must die" said Draco and pulled out a wand from somewhere.
Three shots were heard. And the trio could be seen lying on the floor dying.
"Die Hard, little ones" said Draco and laughed as he shut the door.
"You must know something Hermione, I love you!" said Ron.
"I will Always Love You Ron" said Hermione to him.
"I am dying, dying hard" said Harry.
Then they all died and went to heaven.
The End, my friend.
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Author's note: This is extremely stupid, and it's supposed to be, I will probably be putting more stupid stories in so yeah... please review this. Oh and this is supposed to make fun of movie titles, song titles and TV show titles :)
It was the Christmas holidays. Harry walked up to Ron and Hermione who were busily fighting by the icy lake.
"Hermione, I Know What You Did Last Summer"shouted Ron.
"I'm Wrongfully Accused I tell you!!"shouted Hermione in return, shaking her fist in frustration.
"Oh really, let me tell you the 10 Things I Hate About You!" replied Ron.
"Hey, settle down guys" Harry said "Ron don't be the Man In The Iron Mask."
"Huh?"said Ron.
"Oh look there's a snake, use your Sixth Sence Harry, I mean your Parseltoungenes" screamed Hermione in horror.
"No lets just Go!" screamed Ron.
And so they ran and ran all the way to the castle.
"What I wanted to tell all of you, is that we're going to spy on Draco, Spy Hard!!" said Harry and narrowed his eyes.
"Yes we should, I sence Draco has intentions, Cruel Intentions!" whispered Hermione narrowing her eyes like Harry had done.
"Err.. lets just go down to Dawson's Creek.. errr.. I mean the lake" said Ron with a shaky voice.
"No, we must do this Ron, it's a matter of life and no life!!" said Harry and Hermione in unison.
Later that night, the trio crawled out of the portrait hole and went down to the Slytherin dungeon, they knew the password because Ron had sweet talked an ugly Slytherin girl who blurted out everything. In between that journey they encountered the greasy haired Snape.
"I sence some Disturbing Behaviour!" said Snape.
"Get out of our way you grumy old man!" shouted Ron and began to whipmer.
"Run!!!" screamed Hermione.
They then entered the Slytherin common room, nobody was sitting thre because it was quite late. They went up to the dormitories where they knew Draco was sleeping and started looking and listening through the keyhole.
"Hang on let me just put on some rouge, some Moulin Rouge" whispered Hermione.
"You are a Pretty Woman Hermione"said Ron to her.
Then the door opened and Draco stepped out smirking.
"Well well well.. what do we have here.. the Little Rascals."
"We were just going to see you.. for umm.. some homework help.. yeah.. that's it" said Ron.
"Liar Liar, and now you must die" said Draco and pulled out a wand from somewhere.
Three shots were heard. And the trio could be seen lying on the floor dying.
"Die Hard, little ones" said Draco and laughed as he shut the door.
"You must know something Hermione, I love you!" said Ron.
"I will Always Love You Ron" said Hermione to him.
"I am dying, dying hard" said Harry.
Then they all died and went to heaven.
The End, my friend.
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Author's note: This is extremely stupid, and it's supposed to be, I will probably be putting more stupid stories in so yeah... please review this. Oh and this is supposed to make fun of movie titles, song titles and TV show titles :)
