Jess-chan Strikes Again!
Ash: Hold up!
Author: What noow?!
Ash: If you're directing, I won't act!
Author: Fine. But I was gonna bring a hot girl on set todaaay.
Ash: *sounds interested* Who?
Author: You'll see. But I think I'll write in a normal way now.
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It was a very pretty day in...um...the deep, dark forest. "I think we're lost." Brock announced. Ash smacked him with Pikachu. "WE'RE ALWAYS LOST, YA NO-EYED MORON!" he yelled as he flung Piakchu into a tree, causing a bvillion HootHoot to fly out and peck Ash on the head. Then they all flew away, laughing at the bumps on his head. One had stolen his hat. "I hate my life." he muttered. "And I hate you," Misty said, "I'm better off in Cerulean City with my snobbish sisters and my finacé, Jimmy!" Brock blinked. Ash was crying. "Jimmy?" Brock asked. "Yes. Jimmy" Misty replied and flew away. "Ok, I'm freaked out." Brock said. Then Team Rocket jumped out of the bushes. Well, Jessie did, anyway.

"Prepare fo-HEY! WHERE'S JAMES?!"

Brock pointed to the bushes. Jessie peered behind to see Meowth and James playing hot potato with her skirt. Brock laughed and Jessie's face got so red she looked like a human tomato. "I KNEW I felt a draft!" she exclaimed. Brock then clung to her leg. "Pretty laaaaady," he yelled, "marry meeee!" She had a look of disgust on her face. "I hope to God you're not wearing a bra." he said. Jessie kicked him off. "I don't want your perverted comments, no-eyes," she said, "I'm looking for Ewan!" Brock sighed. Ewan then jumped out of a tree and glomped Jessie. "I LOOOVE YOU! MARRY MEEEE!" he screamed and the two began making out. Then Nicole walked in and James hopped out of the bush. "HEY!" they both shouted in unison, "WE'RE NOT GONNA GET CHEATED ON AND NOT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!" And so James and Nicole began making out, too. Meowth jumped onto Brock's shoulder. "Hey older twoip. Whaddya say you an' I go find a way to take ova da woild?" the cat asked. "YEAH!" Brock agreed and the two took the Team Rocket balloon and went to find the Pres. of the USA, George Bush!

~~To Be Continued~~
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