1 Hey! Sup everyone?? Sorry about the hiatus, but school just sucks. Neways, here's chapter 2, normal disclaimers apply.

Presenting

2 No Need For Angels

2.1 Chapter 2

"I remember that the prime suspect, Dr. Clay normally gets his weekly massage at Sakura's House of Blossoms." Mihoshi said while they were leaving the office.

"So, are we off to the House of Blossoms?" Ryoko said.

"I guess, but first can we stop by a place to eat?" Everyone fell down with huge sweat drops on their face.

The Tenchi girls that were actually at the house were going about their normal business. Sasami was cooking in the kitchen, cleaning, and just reading. Ayeka was watching an anime series about six girls living with a cute guy. She didn't like it but watched it anyways. As Tenchi came home, he was getting ready to get glomped by Ryoko, but nothing happened. He was relieved and worried at the same time. He was wondering where she was. Ayeka on the other hand was happy the slut was gone. She could have Tenchi all to herself.

"Hello????? Ukyo, when will I get my massage???"

"Coming right up." A disguised Kiyone said as she put lotion on her hands. She walked over to Dr. Clay and did a karate scream as she leaped onto Dr. Clay. "Huh? Ohhh, that feels good."

"Hmm, its seems that you have a lot of tension. With the right nerve points, you can relax muscles, awaken your senses and," Kiyone presses her foot on his neck, "render someone unconscious. She grabbed a key on his arm and threw the key to two other "workers" by the door whom looked strangely like Ryoko and Mihoshi. Soon, all three women were in the locker rooms looking for the locker. Ryoko was about to blow open the locker, but Mihoshi just opened it with the key. Ryoko looking highly disappointed just shrugged it off. All three start looking in his locker. Ryoko spotting a sake bottle starts chugging it. Kiyone snatches it away and says, "Ryoko, we're not here for sake, we're here for information."

"Dang, it was a good year too." Ryoko said, very sad. Mihoshi found Dr. Clay's lunch and started eating it. Kiyone didn't notice because she was too busy transferring data from Dr. Clay's Palm Pilot to hers. Ryoko did though and started eating it as well. Soon after the data was done transferring and the lunch was gone, Dr. Clay woke up.

"Eh? Oh, it's you. This was one of the best massages I've ever had." Kiyone just continues rubbing lotion on his back. "You know, I have a position open, and I think you could fit right in."

"Thanks," said an exhausted Kiyone, "but my hands won't go near your stuff."