Okay I know this is a little bizzare I took this thing from fairly stupid tales (WHICH I DO NOT OWN) and made up a stange version of it, but I was bored. Anyways enjoy!


Once upon a time there was a kid named Jack who was picked up by a giant.
The giant said "Tell me a story or I'll crack your head".
So Jack took a deep breath and said.
"Once upon a time there was a kid named Jack who was picked up by a giant.
The giant said "Tell me a story or I'll crack your head".
So Jack took a deep breath and said,
"Once upon a time there was a kid named Jack who was picked up by a giant.
The giant said "Tell me a story or I'll crack your head".
So Jack took a deep breath and said,
"Once upon a time there was a kid named Jack who was picked up by a giant.
The giant said "Tell me a story or I'll crack your head".
So Jack took a deep breath and said,
"Once upon a time there was a kid named Jack who was picked up by a giant.
The giant said "Tell me a story or I'll crack your head".
So Jack took a deep breath and said,
"Once upon a time there was a kid named Jack who was picked up by a giant.
The giant said "Tell me a story or I'll crack your head".
So Jack took a deep breath and said, ...

10 years later

"Once upon a time there was a kid named Jack who was picked up by a giant.
The giant said "Tell me a story or I'll crack your head".
So Jack took a deep breath and said,
but then the giant said, "Wait a minute I've heard this before!"
Then he cracked Jack's head.

THE END


You say it wasn't endless? Well that's why it's weird! Sequal coming soon.