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Jenashu: Hey everyone! Welcome to chapter seven of Digi Race!
Lily: I'm not in this one!
Jenashu: Live with it! It's not your turn.
Lily: But Jenny, I wanna be in the show!
Indy: Stop it! You'll spoil the chapter's gags!
Jenashu: Anyway, I've gotten a lot of votes from you guys recently! So now the scores are: Jen and Izzy have 1 vote, Mimi and Joe have 1 vote, Lily and Davis have 3 votes, Ken and Indy have 3 votes, Ryn and TK have 4 votes, and everyone else has no votes.
Matt: I thought I was popular!
Davis: Well you thought wrong! *points a sign at Matt, Sora, Cody, Kari, Tai, and Yolei that says "Unpopular People"*
Matt: Why you little-
Jen: Okay! I have to start the fic before someone gets hurt! So, on to DigiRace Part 7! Everyone enjoy!
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Digi Race
"Tai, you've still got seaweed in your hair." Yolei pointed out. Tai huffed.
"Look. It doesn't matter anymore. The car is stuck under the lake, and that bycicle is miles back. What you should be worried about is this; how the heck are we going to get to Texas now?!"
"Well...I don't really know, but I'm taking a pit stop at that gas station." Yolei said, pointing to a lone building admist the endless sand. A single road stood next to it; Tai and Yolei had been following it for a long while.
"Yeah, I guess that's a good idea..." Tai admitted. They walked up to the gas station and went to the proper facilities.
Inside the men's room, Tai saw a man in a bus driver uniform washing his hands. An imaginairy lightbulb started to glow above his head. "Mister! Mister! Help me, please! My-my, um, my Mom is, um, having a baby! Yeah! So, can I have your jacket? Please?"
"How will it help?" the man asked as he removed his jacket and gave it to Tai. He coughed roughly to give himself some thinking time.
"W-well, we didn't expect her to have the baby yet, and we don't have anything to put him in! This jacket will work great! Thanks a lot, mister!" Tai said.
"Wait, I'll help her!" the man offered. Tai shook his head quickly.
"NO! I mean, you've already been a great help, sir, but...can I have your hat, too? You see, something's not quite right, and all of this stuff is just... gushing everywhere!" Tai said. The man looked a little confused, but he handed Tai his hat. "Thank you so much!" he said as he ran out of the bathroom.
"What took you so long? And why are you carrying those?" Yolei asked. Tai grabbed her arm and pulled her towards a bus.
"I took the bus driver's threads, so just play along! From now on, my name is, um, Bob!" Tai said. He ran onto the bus and flopped down into the drivers seat.
"Hello everyone. I'm your new bus driver! My name is Bob." Tai said without turning around.
"What happened to Kyle?" a woman asked.
"Um, I releived him so he could go home." Tai explained. He tried desperately not to laugh at his own private joke. He pulled a lever and started the bus. He sped away from the station as fast as the bus would go. Suddenly, he realized that Yolei was tapping his shoulder rapidly.
"What's wrong?" Tai asked.
"I think you should turn around, Tai..." Yolei said. Slowly Tai peeked over his shoulder. His jaw dropped at the sight before him.
"Let's see your tickets, you two." a security guard ordered. Kari looked at Cody, who dug his hand into his pocket. When he pulled his fist out, it was still empty.
"They were in that goofy costume I was wearing!" Cody whispered to Kari. She gulped.
"Sir, we seem to have lost them..." Kari said weakly. The guard frowned and dragged them out of the subway station.
"Now what?" Cody asked. Kari shrugged and sighed.
"Oh well. Hopefully, Tai's having better luck than we are. If he gets the money, he'll have to share with me!" she said.
But Tai's luck wasn't much better than Kari's. The whole bus was full of women, but that wasn't what bothered him. You see, they were all dressed up as Lucy Ricardo from I Love Lucy.
"What the?!" Tai shouted. The Lucy's gave him blank looks.
"We're going to the annual I Love Lucy Fair!" someone said. "You are the right bus driver, aren't you?"
"Um, of course! It's just that....um...I've never seen such fantastic costumes before! You all look just like Lucy!" Tai lied.
"Awwww!" all of the Lucy's cooed at once. Yolei rolled her eyes and sat down in the only vacant seat. She was getting really bored, so she started fooling around with the buttons on her seat. She turned an overhead light on and off, played with the air conditioning, and pushed her seat back and forth. Yolei put her hand under the seat to see if there was anything else to amuse herself with. Her fingers dug into something sticky.
"EWWW! Gross!" she said as she pulled her hand away. Old chewing gum was wound around her fingers and stuck on her palm. She got up quickly and walked into the bathroom at the back of the bus.
"That's much better." Yolei commented to herself as she washed and dried her hands. She looked in the mirror and decided that she needed to wash her glasses. Yolei took them off and cleaned them with a paper towel.
Yolei was about to put her glasses back on, but they slipped from her hands and fell to the floor. She gasped and got down on her hands and knees to find them. After what seemed like an eternity, Yolei found her glasses and held them up triumphantly.
Suddenly the bus hit a speed bump, which caused everone inside to bounce up. Unluckily for her, Yolei hit her head on the toilet.
"Youch!" she shouted. Massaging her head gingerly, Yolei groped for the counter's ledge, seeking its support to help her stand up again. The bus bounced again, and Yolei's hand hit a bottle of soap. It fell off of the counter and into the toilet.
"Oops..." she said. Then she shrugged and walked out of the bathroom. A few minutes later, Yolei heard a flush sound, and then a scream.
"What's wrong?" Tai asked from the front of the bus. One of the women ran up to him and pointed to the bathroom. Bubbles were pouring out from the door and down the aisles.
"Oops..." Yolei repeated to herself. Another woman ran up to Tai and grabbed his shoulders. Her hair had somehow caught on fire! She shook him rapidly, causing the steering wheel to turn in Tai's hands. The whole bus tipped over.
There was a frenzy as Lucy's fought to get out of the bus. Finally, everyone was standing safely next to the road. All of the Lucy's stared at Tai and said (all at once):
"BUT BOBBY, WE WANNA SEE THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What now?" one woman said through her tears. Tai shrugged. All of the women choursed together:
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tai was even more upset than them. He had lost his chance! Tears stung his eyes. "I'm no bus driver!" he said. Yolei put her arm around his shoulder.
"It's alright. I still believe in you." she said softly. Tai was too upset to even yell at her for expressing her crush again. Yolei saw this as a good sign, and before Tai knew what was happening, Yolei was kissing him. He pushed her off indignitly.
"YOLEI! DON'T DO THAT!" Tai bellowed. All of the Lucy's looked at him.
"Never yell at a woman like that! Now kiss and make up!" one of the Lucy's shouted.
"No way! Never!" Tai shouted back. All of the Lucy's gasped and started chasing Tai. "YAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" he screamed. They were all spinning there gigantic handbags like weapons. Tai ran for his life, and Yolei followed him.
Cody and Kari walked silently along a sparkling shore. After a while, Cody spoke up.
"So, are you giving up, Kari?" he asked. She sighed in reply.
"Unless some means of transportation shows itself, then yes, I guess I will give up." she said.
"I guess you aren't giving up, then!" Cody said suddenly. He pointed at a dock on the shore. Kari's gaze went to where he pointed. Sitting there in the water was a little paddle boat. Kari and Cody jumped in it and traveled slowly towards their goal again.
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Jenashu: Cody and Kari didn't get much action there, but at least they didn't get chased by a stampede of Lucy-wanna-bees. Well, I'm afraid this story will be coming to a close soon. So make sure you vote for your favorite team NOW, or forever hold your peace!
Jenashu: Hey everyone! Welcome to chapter seven of Digi Race!
Lily: I'm not in this one!
Jenashu: Live with it! It's not your turn.
Lily: But Jenny, I wanna be in the show!
Indy: Stop it! You'll spoil the chapter's gags!
Jenashu: Anyway, I've gotten a lot of votes from you guys recently! So now the scores are: Jen and Izzy have 1 vote, Mimi and Joe have 1 vote, Lily and Davis have 3 votes, Ken and Indy have 3 votes, Ryn and TK have 4 votes, and everyone else has no votes.
Matt: I thought I was popular!
Davis: Well you thought wrong! *points a sign at Matt, Sora, Cody, Kari, Tai, and Yolei that says "Unpopular People"*
Matt: Why you little-
Jen: Okay! I have to start the fic before someone gets hurt! So, on to DigiRace Part 7! Everyone enjoy!
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Digi Race
"Tai, you've still got seaweed in your hair." Yolei pointed out. Tai huffed.
"Look. It doesn't matter anymore. The car is stuck under the lake, and that bycicle is miles back. What you should be worried about is this; how the heck are we going to get to Texas now?!"
"Well...I don't really know, but I'm taking a pit stop at that gas station." Yolei said, pointing to a lone building admist the endless sand. A single road stood next to it; Tai and Yolei had been following it for a long while.
"Yeah, I guess that's a good idea..." Tai admitted. They walked up to the gas station and went to the proper facilities.
Inside the men's room, Tai saw a man in a bus driver uniform washing his hands. An imaginairy lightbulb started to glow above his head. "Mister! Mister! Help me, please! My-my, um, my Mom is, um, having a baby! Yeah! So, can I have your jacket? Please?"
"How will it help?" the man asked as he removed his jacket and gave it to Tai. He coughed roughly to give himself some thinking time.
"W-well, we didn't expect her to have the baby yet, and we don't have anything to put him in! This jacket will work great! Thanks a lot, mister!" Tai said.
"Wait, I'll help her!" the man offered. Tai shook his head quickly.
"NO! I mean, you've already been a great help, sir, but...can I have your hat, too? You see, something's not quite right, and all of this stuff is just... gushing everywhere!" Tai said. The man looked a little confused, but he handed Tai his hat. "Thank you so much!" he said as he ran out of the bathroom.
"What took you so long? And why are you carrying those?" Yolei asked. Tai grabbed her arm and pulled her towards a bus.
"I took the bus driver's threads, so just play along! From now on, my name is, um, Bob!" Tai said. He ran onto the bus and flopped down into the drivers seat.
"Hello everyone. I'm your new bus driver! My name is Bob." Tai said without turning around.
"What happened to Kyle?" a woman asked.
"Um, I releived him so he could go home." Tai explained. He tried desperately not to laugh at his own private joke. He pulled a lever and started the bus. He sped away from the station as fast as the bus would go. Suddenly, he realized that Yolei was tapping his shoulder rapidly.
"What's wrong?" Tai asked.
"I think you should turn around, Tai..." Yolei said. Slowly Tai peeked over his shoulder. His jaw dropped at the sight before him.
"Let's see your tickets, you two." a security guard ordered. Kari looked at Cody, who dug his hand into his pocket. When he pulled his fist out, it was still empty.
"They were in that goofy costume I was wearing!" Cody whispered to Kari. She gulped.
"Sir, we seem to have lost them..." Kari said weakly. The guard frowned and dragged them out of the subway station.
"Now what?" Cody asked. Kari shrugged and sighed.
"Oh well. Hopefully, Tai's having better luck than we are. If he gets the money, he'll have to share with me!" she said.
But Tai's luck wasn't much better than Kari's. The whole bus was full of women, but that wasn't what bothered him. You see, they were all dressed up as Lucy Ricardo from I Love Lucy.
"What the?!" Tai shouted. The Lucy's gave him blank looks.
"We're going to the annual I Love Lucy Fair!" someone said. "You are the right bus driver, aren't you?"
"Um, of course! It's just that....um...I've never seen such fantastic costumes before! You all look just like Lucy!" Tai lied.
"Awwww!" all of the Lucy's cooed at once. Yolei rolled her eyes and sat down in the only vacant seat. She was getting really bored, so she started fooling around with the buttons on her seat. She turned an overhead light on and off, played with the air conditioning, and pushed her seat back and forth. Yolei put her hand under the seat to see if there was anything else to amuse herself with. Her fingers dug into something sticky.
"EWWW! Gross!" she said as she pulled her hand away. Old chewing gum was wound around her fingers and stuck on her palm. She got up quickly and walked into the bathroom at the back of the bus.
"That's much better." Yolei commented to herself as she washed and dried her hands. She looked in the mirror and decided that she needed to wash her glasses. Yolei took them off and cleaned them with a paper towel.
Yolei was about to put her glasses back on, but they slipped from her hands and fell to the floor. She gasped and got down on her hands and knees to find them. After what seemed like an eternity, Yolei found her glasses and held them up triumphantly.
Suddenly the bus hit a speed bump, which caused everone inside to bounce up. Unluckily for her, Yolei hit her head on the toilet.
"Youch!" she shouted. Massaging her head gingerly, Yolei groped for the counter's ledge, seeking its support to help her stand up again. The bus bounced again, and Yolei's hand hit a bottle of soap. It fell off of the counter and into the toilet.
"Oops..." she said. Then she shrugged and walked out of the bathroom. A few minutes later, Yolei heard a flush sound, and then a scream.
"What's wrong?" Tai asked from the front of the bus. One of the women ran up to him and pointed to the bathroom. Bubbles were pouring out from the door and down the aisles.
"Oops..." Yolei repeated to herself. Another woman ran up to Tai and grabbed his shoulders. Her hair had somehow caught on fire! She shook him rapidly, causing the steering wheel to turn in Tai's hands. The whole bus tipped over.
There was a frenzy as Lucy's fought to get out of the bus. Finally, everyone was standing safely next to the road. All of the Lucy's stared at Tai and said (all at once):
"BUT BOBBY, WE WANNA SEE THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What now?" one woman said through her tears. Tai shrugged. All of the women choursed together:
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tai was even more upset than them. He had lost his chance! Tears stung his eyes. "I'm no bus driver!" he said. Yolei put her arm around his shoulder.
"It's alright. I still believe in you." she said softly. Tai was too upset to even yell at her for expressing her crush again. Yolei saw this as a good sign, and before Tai knew what was happening, Yolei was kissing him. He pushed her off indignitly.
"YOLEI! DON'T DO THAT!" Tai bellowed. All of the Lucy's looked at him.
"Never yell at a woman like that! Now kiss and make up!" one of the Lucy's shouted.
"No way! Never!" Tai shouted back. All of the Lucy's gasped and started chasing Tai. "YAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" he screamed. They were all spinning there gigantic handbags like weapons. Tai ran for his life, and Yolei followed him.
Cody and Kari walked silently along a sparkling shore. After a while, Cody spoke up.
"So, are you giving up, Kari?" he asked. She sighed in reply.
"Unless some means of transportation shows itself, then yes, I guess I will give up." she said.
"I guess you aren't giving up, then!" Cody said suddenly. He pointed at a dock on the shore. Kari's gaze went to where he pointed. Sitting there in the water was a little paddle boat. Kari and Cody jumped in it and traveled slowly towards their goal again.
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Jenashu: Cody and Kari didn't get much action there, but at least they didn't get chased by a stampede of Lucy-wanna-bees. Well, I'm afraid this story will be coming to a close soon. So make sure you vote for your favorite team NOW, or forever hold your peace!
