Authors note: This is my first story so it may be a bit stupid~!

                               Confusion Disfusion

                       (Friend and me are standing in her bedroom)

(Fred and George appear)

Fred: George why are there two girls over near the dresser

George: they're suppose to be MODELS not MUGGLES

Me: we aren't Muggles

Friend: Yeah we are wizards in training

Fred: **snickers** yeah muggle wizards in training

Me: ok but were close to wizards

Friend:( points to clock which has 3:00 on it ) Dam anyone?

George: Don't swear!

Friend:  all I said was Dam

Fred: You swore again

Friend: DAM

George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You said it again!

(This goes on for 10 mins till)

Friend: I've had enough! Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam!

Fred: STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Friend and me start singing dam)

Fred and George: Lets go

(Fred and George see a black dog)

Fred and George HEY SIRIUS!

Me: no… That's a black dog

George: This is two weird I'm outta here!

Fred: Me too

(Fred and George disappear)

 Friend and Me: THEY'LL BE BACK! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

PART TWO

(Draco Ginny Fred and George appear)

Draco: Well well what have we here?

Friend: Hey Dracy!

Draco: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME????

Friend: Dracy

Draco: YOU CANT CALL ME THAT! You can call me Draco, Malfoy, Master, Master Malfoy, Your hiness, the king, The best or preferably GOD!

Friend: ok Dracy

Fred: you can also call Malfoy stupid

Draco: Yes you can also call me st- HEY!

Me: Fred has Draco met Sirius

George: oh you mean then bla-

Me: shhhhhhh

(Black dog comes in)

Draco: SIRIUS! YOUR DA MAN!

(Friend Me Fred George and Ginny crack up laughing)

Draco: OH it's a black dog

Ginny: (points to stuffed owl) does it fly

Friend: I need to enchant it

Ginny: I will help WINGAURDIUM LEVIOSA!

(Stuffed owl flys)

Draco: I AM YOUR MASTER!

(Stuffed owl pecks Draco)

Draco: FINE BE LIKE THAT!

Me: Look (touches a touch lamp)

George: is that ecalectrical?

Fred: (pulls out electrical cable and lamp explodes on Fred)

Draco: POP goes the weasel