ChibiChaos: Hey minna-chan

Hiiro: *sulks*

ChibiChaos: *sighs* Now what's wrong Hiiro?

Hiiro: You didn't leave me any chocolate

ChibiChaos: Hiiro...it's chocolate, I'm addicted to chocolate, do you really think I would let you have some of my sacred sweets?

Hiiro: *sniffs* Yes

ChibiChaos: *sighs* Fine *hands over some chocolate* Will that do?

Hiiro: *smiles* For now

Disclaimer: I won't say it, you can't make me

Insane Dwarf Lawyers: *grin* Oh we have ways, if you don't talk, well make you host with Releena instead of Hiiro

ChibiCHaos: *looks horrified* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Fine, I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon. *struggles free* Suckers, I do own them, I do own them! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs down the street laughing madly with the insane dwarf lawyers following her*

On With The Story

Haruka: *coughs* Do you two mind? We'd like to get some sort of report over here

Duo and Mina-chan: *grin sheepishly* All the exits are blocked, there's no way out; unless you try going out the top of the volcanoes.

Triez: *smiles brightly* I'll do it

Everyone: Nani?

Treiz: I'll climb to the top of the volcanoes and get help and rescue you all. *adds in a whisper* And then you'll all be my slaves for eternity.

Everyone: O_O ???

Triez: *laughs nervously* I was only kidding.

Everyone: *still look suspicious* Well, OK.

Triez: *starts climbing up the volcanoes* I'm going to save the day, I'm going to save the day, etc....

An Hour Later

Triez gets stuck half way up.

Triez: Uh...a little help here.

Haruka: Let go, I'll catch you. *winks at the others*

Triez: *smiles* Thanks Haruka, always knew I could count on you. *lets go of the wall*

Haruka: *smirks and drops hands so Triez falls onto the ground with a splat*

Michelle: Haruka! *looks at Triez* Did you have to do this where everyone can see it?

Usagi: Is he?

Trista: You better believe it girl.

Usagi: Poor guy, he never had a chance. Well now that we've mourned his death, let's get on with our problem.

Michelle: Shouldn't we give him a decent burial or something at least?

Usagi: You wanna pick him up?

Michelle: *looks at the squashed Triez* No, I guess not, but lets leave before he starts rotting.

Everyone: Good idea.

Ami: Hi everyone, we're back, what did we miss?

Hotora: Haruka-papa made a man get squished.

Quatra: By any chance was his name Treiz?

Hotora: Yeah, we're leaving so we don't have to smell him when he rots.

Michelle: *gasps* Hotora, language *glares at Haruka*

Hotora: But I didn't say any bad words.

Michelle: Well...well, uh, oh forget it. *sulks off*

Everyone: O_o????

(ChibiChaos: ^_^;;;; Hiiro: ^O^ chocolate!!!)

Haruka: Wait Michelle, you might get lost.

Usagi: So Hiiro, what are you going to do when we get out?

Hiiro: Find some chocolate

Usagi: Really? Can I go with you please, I love chocolate. *gives her best puppy eyes*

Hiiro: Fine

Usagi: YOSH!!! *hugs Hiiro, who has a tug on his lips*

(ChibiCHaos: Ohhhh, Hiiro has a crush on someone *wink wink* Hiiro: Shut Up!)

Hotora: We really aren't getting any where

Trista: Yes, but it's amusing to watch them kill each other off

Hotora: Point taken.

Mina-chan: Sooooo, what are we gonna do now? We gave you a report.

Haruka: Hmm, we could get someone to try climbing up the wall again, *looks at Makato*

Makato: *blinks* No, I'm not that stupid and I definitely don't have a death wish.

Haruka: Damn *punches her fist into her hand in frustration*

Mina-chan: Come on everyone let's go for a walk, we might as well.

Duo: Yeah, we can watch tv.

Everyone: TV?

Duo: Yeah, there's like this huge tv screen down there.

Mina-chan: Yeah, this weird woman is talking on it, saying how she is an alien or something.

Usagi: Like Anne and Allen?

Mina-chan: No, not quite, she wasn't green.

Duo: Who were Anne and Allen?

Makato: Oh, these two aliens who came to steal peoples energy, Allen had a crush on Usagi.

Hiiro: *looks jealous* humph

Usagi: It was a one sided relationship.

Mina-chan: Oh, I don't know, you looked like you liked the attention.

Usagi: Huh? That was Makato.

Mina-chan: Oh.

Makato: *blushing lightly* Well, he finally realized he loved Anne anyway, so that's the end of that story.

Hiiro: *looks a lot happier*

Trista: LOOK, ALL WE CAN DO IS WAIT FOR THE WREAKING CREW TO ARRIVE TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!

Everybody: *sits down and shuts up* (It's not good to make Trista angry)



ChibiChaos: NO HIIRO!! IT'S MY CHOCOLATE!!! GIVE IT BACK!!! *chases after Hiiro*

Hiiro: MUHAHAHA, first this chocolate. THEN, THE FACTORY!!!, MUHAHAHA!!!

ChibiChaos: O_o;;; Riiiiiigggghhhhhtttttt.

Hiiro: *still giggling madly, rushes out the door* Ja ne minna-chan, I'm on a sugar high, MUHAHAHA!!!