Here's an example of how dis thingy works.
Ranma: Akane, you're such a tomboy.
Akane: *whacks Ranma on head with mallet*
Nabaki: *shakes head* that'll leave a mark.
[[ the wind blows through the trees ]]
Character's name: speech *action* thought emphasized words
[[ general things ]]
Get it? Got it? Good.
Oh yeah, I refer to myself as Dragyn.
On with the story type thing!
The Search for Hot Water
Part Two
[[ Ranko is trying all the faucets in the house for hot water ]]
Ranko: Rats! There Is no hot water anywhere!
[[ Akane comes in with a tea kettle ]]
Ranko: Hot water?
Akane: *pours the contents on Ranko*
Ranko: Brrr! That's cold!
Akane: *looks at the kettle* Hm... Boiling water doesn't work...
Ranko: Where is all the water?!
Dragyn: ( innocently) I dunno...
Akane: What? You again!
Dragyn: Uh-huh.
Ranko: Don't you ever sleep?
Dragyn: Lemme think.... nope.
Akane: (mumbling) This can't get any worse!
Dragyn: Yes it can.
Ranko: Like how?
Dragyn: I could make something happen.
Akane: Like what?
Dragyn: Something.... bad.
Akane: Bad?
Dragyn: Yes, bad.
Akane: How bad?
Dragyn: Very very bad.
Ranko: ...example...?
Dragyn: Uh....
Akane: Well?
Dragyn: Gimme a minute, will ya?
Ranko: I have no time for this. *starts to leave* We gotta go search.
Akane: We?
Ranko: You don't hafta come...
Akane: Maybe I won't.
Ranko: Fine! I dun wanna macho chick hanging around anyway.
Akane: This is your problem.
Ranko: *walks out the door*
Akane: Humph!
Dragyn: Maybe you should go with him, Akane.
Akane: Why do you say that?
Dragyn: Because Kuno is in the next room, talking with Nabaki.
Akane: Huh?
Kuno: *bursts in* Ah! There you are, Akane Tendo! I knew that I could find you here!
Akane: On second thought, Ranma, Wait up!
Kuno: Wait! Akane Tendo, please halt!
Akane: *dashes out the door, after Ranko*
Dragyn: *appears beside Kuno* Tough luck, eh Kuno?
Kuno: Who are you?
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[[ Akane catches up with Ranko ]]
Ranko: Huh?What made you decide to come?
Akane Dragyn is quite the motivational speaker.
Ranko: .... Ookaay. Hm.. where do you suppose we search?
Akane: I say we split up, we can cover more ground.
Ranko: All right. I'll go to the Cat Cafe.
Akane: And I'll go to Ucchan's Okonomiyaki.
Ranko: Meet back here in an hour?
Akane: Okay. *runs off in the direction of Ukyo's.*
Ranko: *runs off towards Shampooo's*
Akane: Wow, that was a little too organized...
Dragyn: Yeah, I know. I made it that way. I couldn't have you arguing too long.
Akane: You can read my thoughts?
Dragyn: Uh.... no I can't.
Akane: Oh, for a second there, I thought you could.
Dragyn: Yeah, me too.
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[[ Ranko arrives at the Cat Cafe ]]
Cologne: Ah, Welcome, Son-in-law.
Ranko: Hiya, old bag.
Shampoo: *pokes head from kitchen * Ranma here?
Ranko: Uh... Hello Shampoo...
Shampoo: *runs out* Nihao Ranma! Shampoo so glad you come to see her.
Ranko: Uh... actually I'm here for some hot water.
Cologne: Why is that, Son-in-law? Isn't there some at your house?
Ranko: Uh... no... It's a long story.
Shampoo: Ooh. Ranma want become man for Shampoo! I get you hot water. Wait here, okay? *walks back to kitchen*
Ranko: Sure... *sits down*
Cologne: Why don't you have your own hot water?
Ranko: Uh... Something stole it all.
Dragyn: I am a person not a thing!
Cologne: *looks up* What was that?
Ranko: A demon.
Dragyn: I am not a demon!
Ranko: No, just an Author.
Dragyn: You're so mean.
Ranko: *stands up* What are ya gunna do bout it?
Dragyn: I could make Kodachi kiss you.
Ranko: *shudders*
Dragyn: Or Kuno.
Ranko: Okay... point seen. *sits back down*
Dragyn: Or I could do this.
Mousse: Ranma Saotome! Prepare to die!
Ranko: Mousse?!
Mousse: *runs at Ranko, blades flying*
Ranko: Aah! *barely dodges one*
Shampoo: *kicks Mousse in the face* Stupid Mousse.
Mousse: *whips out bouquet of flowers for Shampoo.*
Shampoo: Mousse, why you purpose to great-grandmother?
Mousse: *puts on glasses* Aah! A mummy!
Cologne: *beats Mousse on the head with her stick*
Mousse: Dragyn! *whack* I'm your favorite character! *whack* Why are you doing this to me?! *whack*
Dragyn: I need more reasons to pity you.
Mousse: You are a vile creature.
Shampoo: Shampoo bring water. *holds out kettle*
Ranko: Good! *grabs the kettle and pours it over his head, nothing comes out*
Shampoo: Aiyaa! No hot water here either!
Ranko: I wonder if Akane found any.
Dragyn: So do I.
Ranko: You mean you don't know?
Dragyn: Nope.
Cologne: You're the author, you're supposed to know everything about your characters.
Dragyn: Be quiet. I'm trying.
Shampoo: How come Shampoo not in other story?
Dragyn: Because I don't like you that much.
Shampoo: Shampoo beginning to think Mousse is right.
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That the end of part two! Wait until next time for Akane's venture to Ukyo's! Any comments, suggestions, flames, diamonds to give me? You can only get your point across in a review.
Actually, I like all the characters and I don't hate Ranma or Shampoo, they just aren't my top favorites. Until next time, may the llamas be with you.
~Dragyn
Mousse: You vile being, you!
Dragyn: *kicks Mousse out the roof* Heh heh. Foot slipped.
