Aiyaa! Welcome! Hmm.. Ukyo will finally make an appearance and perhaps Ryoga. ~_^. Thanks to all of you who reviewed and are back for another beating, I know this is in script form and script is pretty basic. But, I write in the story format most of the time and I wanted a change. Anyway, my story seemed to work better this way. So suck on that, old man! : P
I call Female Ranma Ranko' because I need some way to tell the different genders apart. If you don't like it, sue me. Don't actually though,because I don't really have much to give you...
Here's an example of how dis thingy works.
Ranma: Akane, you're such a tomboy.
Akane: *whacks Ranma on head with mallet*
Nabaki: *shakes head* that'll leave a mark.
[[ the wind blows through the trees ]]
Character's name: speech *action* thought emphasized words
[[ general things ]]
Get it? Got it? Good.
Oh yeah, I refer to myself as Dragyn.
On with the story type thing!
The Search for Hot Water
Part Three
[[ Akane steps up to Ucchan's. Ukyo is sweeping out front. ]]
Akane: Uh... Hi Ukyo.
Ukyo: *looks up* Welcome Akane! Anything I can get you?
Akane: Uh actually, yeah. I --
Ukyo: Come in Akane. We'll talk about it inside.
[[ Inside Ucchan's ]]
Ukyo: *seats Akane* So what'll it be?
Akane: Uh... can I just get some hot water?
Ukyo: Hot water... for what?
Akane: For Ranma.
Ukyo: I don't understand... Isn't there some at your place?
Akane: Let me explain...
Dragyn: *pushes the fast forward button so she doesn't have to write a big long explanation*
Akane: And that's how it happened.
Ukyo: Interesting...
Ryoga: *bursts in* Ukyo! I have decided to take your advice and tell Akane that I lo--
Akane: That me what, Ryoga?
Ryoga: Eep!
Ukyo: Hiya Ryoga.
Ryoga: .... uh.... I um...
Dragyn: *appears on a stool*
Ryoga: W-what I...
Dragyn: *yawn*
Ryoga: What.. I meant is...
Dragyn: *reads some manga*
Ryoga: You... a-and
Dragyn: *plays her PlayStation 2*
Ryoga: F-for a long...
Dragyn: *beats Final Fantasy X*
Ryoga: L-long time.... I-I...
Dragyn: *dances around*
Ryoga: I-I have.... been...
Dragyn: *puts a hot okonomiyaki on Ryoga's head*
Ryoga: I-I have been....
Dragyn: *does the chicken dance*
Ryoga: I-In lo...
Dragyn: *has a chess match with Ukyo*
Ryoga: Lo-lov-lo
Dragyn: *pouts when Ukyo wins*
Ryoga: Lo-lo-lo
Dragyn: Waaaaaaah!*has a temper tantrum*
Ryoga: *takes a deep breath*
Dragyn: Waaaaaah!
Ryoga: Akane...
Akane: *looking sleepy* Yes...?
Ryoga: For a long time I have been in lo--
Dragyn: Waaaaaaaaaah! *boots Ryoga through the roof on accident*
Akane: .....
Dragyn: Waaaaaah!
Akane: You okay..?
Dragyn: Waaaaah! Ahem... Why, yes, I am. Why do you ask?
Akane: ... Just checking.
Ukyo: So why were you here, Akane?
Akane: The hot water....
Ukyo: Oh yes, of course. Hold on a sec. *walks into another room*
Dragyn: *has a little Pokemon battle with plastic figures on the hot stove. Watches with great amusement as Pikachu melts*
Akane: *eyes Dragyn, a little scared*
Dragyn: ...What? *looks around*
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[[ Back at the Cat Cafe ]]
Ryoga: *comes flying through the roof*
Ranko: Huh? Whazzat?
Ryoga: *lands in front of Ranko*
Ranko: Oh, hello, P-chan.
Ryoga: ... Ranma....
Ranko: Where'd you fly from?
Ryoga: *stands up and brushes himself off* Ukyo's restaurant...
Ranko: *brightens up* Was Akane there?
Ryoga: *droops his head*
Ranko: I'll take that as a yes. Did she find hot water?
Ryoga: Hot water? For what?
Ranko: Let me explain...
Dragyn: Not this again. *hits fast forward again, and then rewind, having fun watching Ryoga fly in out out of the building. Finally returns them to where she wants them to be*
Ranko: And that's how it happened.
Ryoga: I see...
Cologne: There doesn't seem to be any hot water anywhere...
Ryoga: You mean if I turn into that... pig... I can't change back?
Shampoo: Well, if no have hot water...
Ryoga: Akane might find out that I am actually--
Akane: Actually what, Ryoga?
Ryoga: Eep!
Ukyo: *enters after Akane* Not this again.
Akane: Hello Ryoga. *turns to Ranko and holds out a kettle* I have the water, Ranma.
Ranko: *takes it and pours in on head* Brr! That's cold too!
Ryoga: *pupils shrink* C-cold w-water?!
Ranko: This is really startin' to bug me. *tosses the half full (or is it half empty?) kettle over her shoulder*
Akane: *watches as it flies toward Ryoga*
Ryoga: *frozen with fear*
Ranko: Oops.
[[ The kettle lands on Ryoga's head spilling the contents all over Ryoga ]]
All: *watch in amazement*
Ryoga: *stands there, still human, blinking*
Ranko Huh? He's not changing!
Ryoga: *speechless*
Ranko: *walks over and observes Ryoga*
Ryoga: Fool! *pounds Ranko on the head* What's the big idea? Throwing hot water on me like that!
Shampoo: Is hot water...?
Ukyo: Ranchan said it was cold...
Ranko: It was! Freezing cold!
Akane: *picks up the kettle* The kettle's warm, but there's no water left...
Ranko: Dragyn! This ain't fair!
Dragyn: *appears* Life isn't fair, Ranma.
Ranko: You made that water warm for him, didn't you?
Dragyn: Maybe...
Ranko: Why? You don't even like Ryoga!
Dragyn: *whisper whisper* I couldn't have Akane finding out yet, that would completely ruin the plot!
Ryoga: (to Dragyn) Who ever you are, bless your soul!
Dragyn: *pokes Ranko* See? Someone appreciates my work!
Mousse: *staggers in* Dragyn! Prepare to die!
Dragyn: *boots Mousse through the roof again*
All: *looks at Dragyn*
Dragyn: What? My foot slipped!
Ranko: Again?
Dragyn: *slaps knee* Bad! Bad reflexes!
Ranko: So you insult the people you like and pretend to like the people you don't?
Dragyn: Kinda like you, eh?
Akane: *sighs* Well anyway, about the only places we haven't looked yet are...
Ranko: The School.
Akane: And the Kuno estate.
Ranko: Well, I'll go to the school, and you can go to the Kuno's!
Akane: Oh no you don't. You're coming with me. *grabs Ranko by the ear and drags him off*
Shampoo: Shampoo go with husband!
Ukyo: I don't think so sugar. We are going to the school.
Shampoo: Humph! Fine. Shampoo bet she find hot water before spatula girl.
Ukyo: You're on! *runs off in the direction of the high school*
Shampoo: *follows*
Ryoga: I shall go with Akane! * follows Shampoo and Ukyo*
Dragyn: Hm.... Then I'll...Waiter!
Mousse: *smashes through the roof and lands behind the counter*
Dragyn: I'll have one large order of ramen.
Mousse: Cursed beast... * trugs back to get the food*
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The end of part three! Do you want to flame me? Praise me? Destroy me? Boot me through the roof? Send me to a mental hospital? You can make your preferences clear in a review! Next time i can have fun with my favorite characters, (aside from mousse) The Kuno siblings! Well until next time,
May the spatulas be with you!
Dragyn: *waves at person* Hi Ucchan! Was I nice enough to you?! I was nice to Ryoga!
Ucchan: *sweat drop* .....
