Aiyaa! Welcome! Hmm.. Ukyo will finally make an appearance and perhaps Ryoga. ~_^. Thanks to all of you who reviewed and are back for another beating, I know this is in script form and script is pretty basic. But, I write in the story format most of the time and I wanted a change. Anyway, my story seemed to work better this way. So suck on that, old man! : P

I call Female Ranma Ranko' because I need some way to tell the different genders apart. If you don't like it, sue me. Don't actually though,because I don't really have much to give you...

Here's an example of how dis thingy works.

Ranma: Akane, you're such a tomboy.
Akane: *whacks Ranma on head with mallet*
Nabaki: *shakes head* that'll leave a mark.
[[ the wind blows through the trees ]]

Character's name: speech *action* thought emphasized words

[[ general things ]]

Get it? Got it? Good.

Oh yeah, I refer to myself as Dragyn.

On with the story type thing!

The Search for Hot Water
Part Three

[[ Akane steps up to Ucchan's. Ukyo is sweeping out front. ]]

Akane: Uh... Hi Ukyo.

Ukyo: *looks up* Welcome Akane! Anything I can get you?

Akane: Uh actually, yeah. I --

Ukyo: Come in Akane. We'll talk about it inside.

[[ Inside Ucchan's ]]

Ukyo: *seats Akane* So what'll it be?

Akane: Uh... can I just get some hot water?

Ukyo: Hot water... for what?

Akane: For Ranma.

Ukyo: I don't understand... Isn't there some at your place?

Akane: Let me explain...

Dragyn: *pushes the fast forward button so she doesn't have to write a big long explanation*

Akane: And that's how it happened.

Ukyo: Interesting...

Ryoga: *bursts in* Ukyo! I have decided to take your advice and tell Akane that I lo--

Akane: That me what, Ryoga?

Ryoga: Eep!

Ukyo: Hiya Ryoga.

Ryoga: .... uh.... I um...

Dragyn: *appears on a stool*

Ryoga: W-what I...

Dragyn: *yawn*

Ryoga: What.. I meant is...

Dragyn: *reads some manga*

Ryoga: You... a-and

Dragyn: *plays her PlayStation 2*

Ryoga: F-for a long...

Dragyn: *beats Final Fantasy X*

Ryoga: L-long time.... I-I...

Dragyn: *dances around*

Ryoga: I-I have.... been...

Dragyn: *puts a hot okonomiyaki on Ryoga's head*

Ryoga: I-I have been....

Dragyn: *does the chicken dance*

Ryoga: I-In lo...

Dragyn: *has a chess match with Ukyo*

Ryoga: Lo-lov-lo

Dragyn: *pouts when Ukyo wins*

Ryoga: Lo-lo-lo

Dragyn: Waaaaaaah!*has a temper tantrum*

Ryoga: *takes a deep breath*
Dragyn: Waaaaaah!

Ryoga: Akane...

Akane: *looking sleepy* Yes...?

Ryoga: For a long time I have been in lo--

Dragyn: Waaaaaaaaaah! *boots Ryoga through the roof on accident*

Akane: .....

Dragyn: Waaaaaah!

Akane: You okay..?

Dragyn: Waaaaah! Ahem... Why, yes, I am. Why do you ask?

Akane: ... Just checking.

Ukyo: So why were you here, Akane?

Akane: The hot water....

Ukyo: Oh yes, of course. Hold on a sec. *walks into another room*

Dragyn: *has a little Pokemon battle with plastic figures on the hot stove. Watches with great amusement as Pikachu melts*

Akane: *eyes Dragyn, a little scared*

Dragyn: ...What? *looks around*

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[[ Back at the Cat Cafe ]]

Ryoga: *comes flying through the roof*

Ranko: Huh? Whazzat?

Ryoga: *lands in front of Ranko*

Ranko: Oh, hello, P-chan.

Ryoga: ... Ranma....

Ranko: Where'd you fly from?

Ryoga: *stands up and brushes himself off* Ukyo's restaurant...

Ranko: *brightens up* Was Akane there?

Ryoga: *droops his head*

Ranko: I'll take that as a yes. Did she find hot water?

Ryoga: Hot water? For what?

Ranko: Let me explain...

Dragyn: Not this again. *hits fast forward again, and then rewind, having fun watching Ryoga fly in out out of the building. Finally returns them to where she wants them to be*

Ranko: And that's how it happened.

Ryoga: I see...

Cologne: There doesn't seem to be any hot water anywhere...

Ryoga: You mean if I turn into that... pig... I can't change back?

Shampoo: Well, if no have hot water...

Ryoga: Akane might find out that I am actually--

Akane: Actually what, Ryoga?

Ryoga: Eep!

Ukyo: *enters after Akane* Not this again.

Akane: Hello Ryoga. *turns to Ranko and holds out a kettle* I have the water, Ranma.

Ranko: *takes it and pours in on head* Brr! That's cold too!

Ryoga: *pupils shrink* C-cold w-water?!

Ranko: This is really startin' to bug me. *tosses the half full (or is it half empty?) kettle over her shoulder*

Akane: *watches as it flies toward Ryoga*

Ryoga: *frozen with fear*

Ranko: Oops.

[[ The kettle lands on Ryoga's head spilling the contents all over Ryoga ]]

All: *watch in amazement*

Ryoga: *stands there, still human, blinking*

Ranko Huh? He's not changing!

Ryoga: *speechless*

Ranko: *walks over and observes Ryoga*

Ryoga: Fool! *pounds Ranko on the head* What's the big idea? Throwing hot water on me like that!

Shampoo: Is hot water...?

Ukyo: Ranchan said it was cold...

Ranko: It was! Freezing cold!

Akane: *picks up the kettle* The kettle's warm, but there's no water left...

Ranko: Dragyn! This ain't fair!

Dragyn: *appears* Life isn't fair, Ranma.

Ranko: You made that water warm for him, didn't you?

Dragyn: Maybe...

Ranko: Why? You don't even like Ryoga!

Dragyn: *whisper whisper* I couldn't have Akane finding out yet, that would completely ruin the plot!

Ryoga: (to Dragyn) Who ever you are, bless your soul!

Dragyn: *pokes Ranko* See? Someone appreciates my work!

Mousse: *staggers in* Dragyn! Prepare to die!

Dragyn: *boots Mousse through the roof again*

All: *looks at Dragyn*

Dragyn: What? My foot slipped!

Ranko: Again?

Dragyn: *slaps knee* Bad! Bad reflexes!

Ranko: So you insult the people you like and pretend to like the people you don't?

Dragyn: Kinda like you, eh?

Akane: *sighs* Well anyway, about the only places we haven't looked yet are...

Ranko: The School.

Akane: And the Kuno estate.

Ranko: Well, I'll go to the school, and you can go to the Kuno's!

Akane: Oh no you don't. You're coming with me. *grabs Ranko by the ear and drags him off*

Shampoo: Shampoo go with husband!

Ukyo: I don't think so sugar. We are going to the school.

Shampoo: Humph! Fine. Shampoo bet she find hot water before spatula girl.

Ukyo: You're on! *runs off in the direction of the high school*

Shampoo: *follows*

Ryoga: I shall go with Akane! * follows Shampoo and Ukyo*

Dragyn: Hm.... Then I'll...Waiter!

Mousse: *smashes through the roof and lands behind the counter*

Dragyn: I'll have one large order of ramen.

Mousse: Cursed beast... * trugs back to get the food*

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The end of part three! Do you want to flame me? Praise me? Destroy me? Boot me through the roof? Send me to a mental hospital? You can make your preferences clear in a review! Next time i can have fun with my favorite characters, (aside from mousse) The Kuno siblings! Well until next time,
May the spatulas be with you!

Dragyn: *waves at person* Hi Ucchan! Was I nice enough to you?! I was nice to Ryoga!

Ucchan: *sweat drop* .....