The Bacon
By SlapUSilly
"Ah, Oinkmon. So nice to see you again. Are you ready for Operation No More Ham?"
Oinkmon nodded. "Let's get on with it, Hammon."
The two pig Digimon took off on a flying Digimon called Omletmon. They went around blaring NO MORE HAM on a megaphone for forty days and forty nights, making sure no one on Earth could sleep. Everyone got grumpy and wouldn't buy any more pig products, just so the two pig Digimon would shut up.
But the pigs weren't finished yet.
When they got back to the Digital World, they cloned four kidnapped pigs and made an army of pig soldiers. They took the pig army back to Earth and had them attack everyone around.
"We gotta stop them!" Tai yelled. All of the Digidestined followed the pigs around getting ready to attack.
Finally, one evening when the pigs were closing in on Tokyo, the Digidestined attacked.
"Go, Agumon!" Tai yelled. Agumon leaped out at the pigs, but they trampled him over. "No more pig's meat!" the pigs screamed. "No more pig's meat!"
All of the Digidestined tried to stop the pigs, but no one succeeded. "Stop!" Tai yelled. "We won't eat anymore pig!"
"But I like pig!" Mimi whined.
"Shut up!" Tai snapped. "We won't eat anymore meat as long as you go back to the Digital World."
"Deal!" an evil piggy named Speak said. He put his bazooka away and led all the evil piggies back to the Digital World. Once they were back in the Digital World, the Digidestined closed the gate to the Digital World forever and enjoyed a nice feast of roasted pork.
