Warcraft Adventures 1/2

Ranma 1/2 is Rumiko Takahashi's

Warcraft is Blizzard's

Prologue - The adventure begins...

Ranma walked towards a little village. He was alone, like always.

"I hate this... I hate Azeroth," said the young half-Orc, half-Human. It wasn't difficult to tell that he was a half-Orc. His body was much like a man's, but his green skin was something that even a fool could see...

Breaking the monotony an arrow came at a blinding speed at Ranma. However, he just dodged it.

"Let me alone, Elf." The pony-tailed half-orc wasn't happy

"Let ya' alone??? And let you terrorize Azeroth?" Asked a feminine voice from the shadows

"I'm just looking for someone, got it?"

"Who?" Asked the voice

"Mother," commented Ranma. As he started walking again, another arrow came to his back. He dodged again. "What's yer problem?"

"You. It will be difficult to find an Orc here these days"

Ranma laughed hard.

"What's the matter?"

"Nothin' but she's a human, or so I was told."

The elf blinked and walked out of her hiding place. She had decided that the half-Orc wasn't all that dangerous after all.

She was tall for an elf, but she was hardly as tall as the hybrid. She had black hair and multiple battle scars covered her entry body. Her eyes looked like ice, only a little darker.

"What's yer name little guy?"

Ranma blinked. "Yer the first elf that speaks that way... I already like you, but..." he snorted, "I'm no little guy"

The elf smiled at this. "You wouldn't like me if you knew that I'm a Orc slayer"

Ranma snorted again. "I'm half human, so I'm no Orc. Got it?"

"You did not answered my question, green face."

Ranma smiled. "My name's Ranma, Ranma of the Saotome clan, but I'm not in it, not anymore." He looked away as if he was remembering something.

"The Saotome clan is a little new, ain't it?" She didn't wait for Ranma's nod. "It was formed from the ashes of the Blackrock clan, a funny name for a clan, if you ask me"

Ranma gave her a nod. "Grand Father had a strange mind"

"So, why are you looking for her?" the elf asked rudely.

"I want to see her Idiot"

The elf smiled a little more. It was something that seemed to not be common in her

"Name's Akane, the Orc Slayer"

"Harhar, I could say that it's a pleasure meeting you," said the hybrid as he started to walk again. "And stop throwing your funny sticks!"

"Humph! No one mocks me," muttered the elf under her breath as she jumped high enough to be in front of Ranma.

"What's yer problem?" the green guy asked in a bored manner.

"Wanna help you," she said as she eyed the Half Orc's sword

"Harhar, what for?"

"I'm not sure that you say the truth. My mission is to slay any Orc trouble maker in Azeroth. If you are helping the Orcs, my mission is to destroy you, banish you from this world!" She smiled "But if not, I would be glad to help ya!"

The Orc looked at her for a moment "Interesting. I thought you would say some bullshit, but you just said the truth..."

The elf humphed "It wouldn't be clever. I would just be making a fool out of me."

The hybrid sighed. "I guess I have no choice" The elf smiled at this. "So I say no!" yelled Ranma as he started running.

"Hahahahaha, I was raised by thieves, no one can escape from me!" She shouted as a fireball slammed the green guy.

"Urk... 'kay 'kay"

"So where are you heading?" Akane asked dumbly.

The Half-Orc sighed. "I guess to a village at the East colony"

"The East colony? That's quite far."

"I know."

The elf muttered something under her breath. "Ok, lets go. We will need food. We could get it in Lordaeron."

Ranma looked at her for a moment. "Tsk, why couldn't I think of that?"

"You are half Orc," answered Akane.

End of the Prologue

This was a little shorter than the Spanish version... but, I guess it will grow into a big fic