Curtain opens revealing a table and a microphone)
::Enter Yumi::
::Enter Meyako::
::Enter Ayeka::
::Enter Sakuri::
::And last but DEFINETLY not least...........Enter RuRu::
Audience: ::sees everyone on stage and starts to get nervous::
Meyako: Lord, people. Just because we're all on stage, DOSEN'T mean an MST.
Audience: WHEW~!
Ayeka: Er..........but, why ARE we here? Buruma called us again......
Yumi: Lord..........I hope this isn't another fanfic sig like 'sigtestsigtestsigtest'.
All: ::nods::
RuRu: So, where is Buruma? I was in the
middle of my barbie doll pounding session.
Sakuri: And my manicure session.
Meyako: And my skateboarding session.
Ayeka: And my sleeping session.........::yawns::
Yumi: And my......................er................my................whatever session!
All: -_-;;
Buruma: (Is sitting at the table) I'm here.
Yumi: So?
Sakuri: What did you call us for?
Buruma: Well, we, the DBYumi cast, are holding sailor senshi auditions.
All (except RuRu):
.............................
RuRu: YEAAAAH! SAILOR SENSHI! Can I try out? Huh? I wanna be a sailor senshi! I can be sailoruru, and Crash 'N Burn can be my moondoggie! Please? Please? Pretty pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee???????
Buruma: Sorry. Your a judge.
RuRu: Aw MAN!
Yumi: Great. More mahou soujo running around in short skirts, and waving 'magic' wands. Yea.........
Buruma: But, we're booting out some of the original senshi.
All: YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Meyako: Who?Who?Who?
Buruma: Well, sailormoon, sailormercury, sailorjupiter, sailorvenus, sailorstarfighter, healer, and maker, sailorchibichibimoon.
All: YEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Yumi: All the ones that we don't like!
Buruma: And Tuxedo Dork.
All: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buruma: So let's get it on with!
All: YEAH!


(All sit down at table)
Buruma: FIRST PERSON!
RuDRu: You hurt my ears...........
Buruma: Gomen ne......

(Ryoko and Ayeka march on stage, glaring at each other. Tenchi is being dragged behind them, who dosen't look too thrilled to be here)

Yumi: ::looks at forms:: Okay, names......
Ryoko: Ryoko the SPACE PIRATE!
Ayeka: Princess Ayeka........::bows::
Ayeka: ::mumbles something about people stealing her name::
Yumi: ::looks at Tenchi:: And you?
Tenchi: ::sweatdrops:: Masaki Tenchi.........
Buruma: Okay, here are your henshin pens. Yell any phrase you want, and you'll be a sailor senshi. ::tosses henshin pens to Ryoko and Ayeka:: And you ::looks at Tenchi and tosses him a top hat:: just put on this top hat and you'll be a Tuxedo Dor- Er.......I mean, Kamen.
Ryoko: RYOKO SPACE PIRATE POWER, MAKE-UP!
Ayeka: JURAI SPACE POWER, MAKE-UP!
Ryoko: ::now wears a gray and black serafuku::
Ayeka: ::now wears a green and blue serafuku::
Ryoko: Ha! I am sailorryoko and I represent all space pirates everywhere! ::poses::
Ayeka: I am sailorjurai and I represent Jurai! IN THE NAME OF JURAI, I WILL PUNISH YOU! ::poses::
DBYumi cast: ::scribbles on their forms::
Ayeka: Powers, please. Aim at the archery target on the other side of the stage.
sailorryoko: I go first!
sailorjurai: Humph.
sailorryoko: RYOKO SPACE BLASTER! ::shoots beams at archery target::
(The archery target explodes. Almost immediantly, a new target materializes in place)
sailorjurai: Ha! I can do better!
sailorjurai: JURAI COMET RINGS! ::shoots rings of energy at the archery target::
(The archery target explodes. A new one replaces it)
Meyako: ::scribbles on form:: ::notices Tenchi hasen't henshined:: Hey, your supposed to henshin with your top hat!
Tenchi: Well, I-
Sakuri: If you don't we'll have to disqualify you........
sailorryoko: AWP! Tenchi! Hurry up and henshin!
(Tenchi reluctantly puts on the top hat. There is a bright flash of light and Tenchi now stands as TenchiKamen with full Tuxedo Dork garb ^^;;)
Both: Oooo! I love a man in a tuxedo!
Both: ::glare at each other::
Ayeka: ::scribbles on her form:: Please aim roses at the target.
TenchiKamen: ::pulls a rose from his jacket, but sailorjurai grabs it before he can throw it::
sailorjurai: Oooo! You see? TenchiKamen got a rose for me!
sailorryoko: ::Not to be outdone, she pulls another rose from TenchiKamen's jacket:: Look! He has one for me too!
(Both start arguing over TenchiKamen until security comes and drags them off stage)
DBYumi cast: Ohhkayyyy............