Disclaimer: Rocket-dan (Team Rocket) is not mine, nor has it ever been. Musashi, Kojiro, and Nyasu
are copyrighted by Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo, and all of their distributors. Sailorrocket and Tuxedo Kojiro
are copyright myself and cannot be used without my permisson. The DBYumi gang (Buruma, Yumi, Ayeka, Meyako, Sakuri,
and RuRu) are also copyright myself and cannot be taken without my permission. All rights reserved.
The DBYumi cast are sitting at the table)
*Curtain opens*
Yumi: Okay. NEXT!
SILENCE.
Yumi: I SAID NEXT!
*Smokebombs are thrown and explode on stage*
*All cough*
Ayeka: Oh no! Don't tell me-
Meyako: This can't be-
Yumi: No way! It's not-
Sakuri: Oh lord.....
Buruma: It is.
RuRu: Who?
*All facefault*
???: Prepare for trouble!
???: And make it double!
Everyone: ARGGGGH! IT IS THEM!
???: Shut up! I SAID-
???: Meow. I think it's good for the audience to go ARGHHH when the villains arrive. Meow!
???: Really?
???: Meow.
Meyako: *eyebrow twitch* WHO is saying WHAT here?
Ayeka: Well, since their are only ONE group of stupid villians in the ENTIRE universe, I think we have a pretty good guess on who is who. *smile*
Meyako: *more eyebrow twitching* You don't get sarcasism.
???: Anyway.......PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
???: And make it double!
???: To protect the world from devastation.
???: To unite all people within our nation.
???: To denouce the evils of truth and love!
???: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Musashi: MUSASHI!
Kojiro: KOJIRO!
Musashi: *poses* Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Kojiro: *poses* Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Nyasu: MEOW! That's right!
All: *are asleep* ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
RuRu: *snorts in her sleep*
Nyasu: I think we need a shorter motto, meow.
Musashi: *stomps Nyasu* SHUT UP NYASU!
Kojiro: Yeah, nobody asked you!
Yumi: AHEM!
TR: Nani?
Yumi: *Yawns*.....Can we get this on with?
Buruma: Okay. Here is your henshin stick, Musashi. And here's your top hat, Kojiro.
Nyasu: MEOW! What about me?
Buruma: *digs through a box* Here's a cresent moon sticker.
Nyasu: NANI!?!? NYASU DESERVES BETTER THAN THAT! MEOW!
Meyako: AW SHADDUP! *boots Nyasu offstage*
Nyasu: Looks like Nyasu's blasting off agaiiinnnnnnn......
Kojiro: Wow.
Musashi: I always wondered how to do that.....
Sakuri: Henshin.....or we'll disqualify you.
Musashi: Okayokay.......MUSASHI ROCKET POWER! MAKE UP!
(Bright flash of light)
sailorrocket: *is now in a black serafuku with 'R' on the brooch*
DBYumi cast: *scribble on their forms*
Ayeka: Your speech?
sailorrocket: Okay......um.....IN THE NAME OF POKEMON THEIVES, SAILORROCKET WILL PUNISH YOU!
Kojiro: *looks at sailorrocket and drools* That's a niiice fuku you got their, Musashi....
sailorrocket: ECCHI HENTAI! *kicks Kojiro in the behind*
Kojiro: Ow.......
Sakuri: Hey! Henshin, Kojiro!
Kojiro fans: Ooooo! KOJIRO! HENSHIN!
Kojiro: *sweatdrops* *put on top hat*
(Bright flash of light)
Kojiro: *now stands in Tuxedo Dork garb*
DBYumi cast: *scribble on their forms*
Ayeka: Powers please. Aim at the target on the side of the stage.
sailorrocket: All right! ROCKET EVIL SMASHER! *fires beam of dark energy at the archery target*
*The target explodes. A new materializes in it's place*
Tuxedo Kojiro: Okay, I go. *grabs rose out of his jacket* *gets cut on the rose's thorn* OAAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
sailorrocket: *sweatdrop* Your such a baby......
Tuxedo Kojiro: WAAAAAA! EVERYONE'S MEAN TO ME! WAAAAAAA! *runs offstage*
sailorrocket: COME BACK HERE!
Buruma: *lays her head on the table and sighs*
Suggestions? Comments? Anything? Send 'im, folks!
are copyrighted by Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo, and all of their distributors. Sailorrocket and Tuxedo Kojiro
are copyright myself and cannot be used without my permisson. The DBYumi gang (Buruma, Yumi, Ayeka, Meyako, Sakuri,
and RuRu) are also copyright myself and cannot be taken without my permission. All rights reserved.
The DBYumi cast are sitting at the table)
*Curtain opens*
Yumi: Okay. NEXT!
SILENCE.
Yumi: I SAID NEXT!
*Smokebombs are thrown and explode on stage*
*All cough*
Ayeka: Oh no! Don't tell me-
Meyako: This can't be-
Yumi: No way! It's not-
Sakuri: Oh lord.....
Buruma: It is.
RuRu: Who?
*All facefault*
???: Prepare for trouble!
???: And make it double!
Everyone: ARGGGGH! IT IS THEM!
???: Shut up! I SAID-
???: Meow. I think it's good for the audience to go ARGHHH when the villains arrive. Meow!
???: Really?
???: Meow.
Meyako: *eyebrow twitch* WHO is saying WHAT here?
Ayeka: Well, since their are only ONE group of stupid villians in the ENTIRE universe, I think we have a pretty good guess on who is who. *smile*
Meyako: *more eyebrow twitching* You don't get sarcasism.
???: Anyway.......PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
???: And make it double!
???: To protect the world from devastation.
???: To unite all people within our nation.
???: To denouce the evils of truth and love!
???: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Musashi: MUSASHI!
Kojiro: KOJIRO!
Musashi: *poses* Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Kojiro: *poses* Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Nyasu: MEOW! That's right!
All: *are asleep* ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
RuRu: *snorts in her sleep*
Nyasu: I think we need a shorter motto, meow.
Musashi: *stomps Nyasu* SHUT UP NYASU!
Kojiro: Yeah, nobody asked you!
Yumi: AHEM!
TR: Nani?
Yumi: *Yawns*.....Can we get this on with?
Buruma: Okay. Here is your henshin stick, Musashi. And here's your top hat, Kojiro.
Nyasu: MEOW! What about me?
Buruma: *digs through a box* Here's a cresent moon sticker.
Nyasu: NANI!?!? NYASU DESERVES BETTER THAN THAT! MEOW!
Meyako: AW SHADDUP! *boots Nyasu offstage*
Nyasu: Looks like Nyasu's blasting off agaiiinnnnnnn......
Kojiro: Wow.
Musashi: I always wondered how to do that.....
Sakuri: Henshin.....or we'll disqualify you.
Musashi: Okayokay.......MUSASHI ROCKET POWER! MAKE UP!
(Bright flash of light)
sailorrocket: *is now in a black serafuku with 'R' on the brooch*
DBYumi cast: *scribble on their forms*
Ayeka: Your speech?
sailorrocket: Okay......um.....IN THE NAME OF POKEMON THEIVES, SAILORROCKET WILL PUNISH YOU!
Kojiro: *looks at sailorrocket and drools* That's a niiice fuku you got their, Musashi....
sailorrocket: ECCHI HENTAI! *kicks Kojiro in the behind*
Kojiro: Ow.......
Sakuri: Hey! Henshin, Kojiro!
Kojiro fans: Ooooo! KOJIRO! HENSHIN!
Kojiro: *sweatdrops* *put on top hat*
(Bright flash of light)
Kojiro: *now stands in Tuxedo Dork garb*
DBYumi cast: *scribble on their forms*
Ayeka: Powers please. Aim at the target on the side of the stage.
sailorrocket: All right! ROCKET EVIL SMASHER! *fires beam of dark energy at the archery target*
*The target explodes. A new materializes in it's place*
Tuxedo Kojiro: Okay, I go. *grabs rose out of his jacket* *gets cut on the rose's thorn* OAAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
sailorrocket: *sweatdrop* Your such a baby......
Tuxedo Kojiro: WAAAAAA! EVERYONE'S MEAN TO ME! WAAAAAAA! *runs offstage*
sailorrocket: COME BACK HERE!
Buruma: *lays her head on the table and sighs*
Suggestions? Comments? Anything? Send 'im, folks!
