back, because i liked the reviews and decided i had an audience here, is the Matrix in Final Fantasy 8
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this is the result of boredom and a sick mind... my apologies this section has some really juvenile humor... i just couldn't resist it... well it sure beats the stereotype that only boys are perverted.
Biggs and Wedge have 'Leo' in a room that looks like something from the missle base. Biggs sits down at a desk opposite Squall, with Wedge standing behind him. Biggs has a folder out.
Biggs: uhm... mister... leonheart... uh... i've heard... you're living like three or four lives. something like that. well... we don't like that. so um if you tell us where Nida is we'll um like you. (Wedge bends down and whispers in Biggs' ear) my aide informs me that you may be forced to comply.
Squall: i have a better deal... you let me out of here and i... fuck you? (Squall is kind of desperate, he doesn't like it here)
Biggs: sounds good... (wedge whispers in his ear again) but we cannot accept that deal mister leonheart. (wedge casts silence on Squall, who looks around confused. Biggs takes a magnetic bellybutton ring out of his coat pocket and puts it on Squall, who tries to scream but can't)
(Squall wakes up in his bed an hour later and gets a phone call)
Rinoa: hey sexy... this is Rinoa, but you probably knew that... you know, the devil in the leather catsuit from last night? if you want to see me again, do it in person, come to the field of flowers by your mom's house.
Squall: SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER!
Rinoa: woman who raised you, whatever. just be there.
(Squall walks down to the field of flowers. It is raining. The Ragnarok waits to pick him up, and it begins to fly towards the scuzzy bar in Dollet)
(As soon as he gets into the Ragnarok, he is escorted by two people in black suits, Quistis and Selphie (who looks like a guy), who take him up to a secret room. Selphie goes off to drive, while Quistis watches the following proceedings: Rinoa pushes Squall back onto a couch, forces up his white teeshirt, and notices the bellybutton ring on his navel. She doesn't point it out, she just bends down and sucks it off. it makes a horrible high pitched screaming noise, then she spits it out)
Rinoa: okay baby you're good... no more tap... (Squall just looks confused, but goes along with whatever. Quistis speaks)
Quistis: Leo, you had been contacted by Nida, whom you believe is the head of our orginization. Well, he's just a front. He has the most official sounding voice and name. He's really just one of our loading guys. You will go in to meet our real head. (The Ragnarok jerks to a stop and Selphie screams)
Selphie: BOOYAKA! WE'RE HEEERE!!!
(She skips into the room, drags Squall out by the wrist. the others follow them into a building that looks like the Dollet comm tower. Hey, didn't they leave from Dollet? ...whatever. Rinoa and the others lead Squall up the steps in the rain, and stop at the door that goes into the building. Selphie and Quisty go in.)
Rinoa: before you talk to him i have one piece of advice.
Squall: and that would be...?
Rinoa: he's gay. (Squall just looks kind of confused, but Rinoa opens the door. a tall, dark figure stands at the door looking out the window)
Rajin: Hello Leo, ya know? (as he checks Squall out, Squall looks very confused. Rinoa leads him to one of two revolving chairs, and Rajin sits in the one across from Squall)
Rajin: well we don't have much time so what's your favorite color?
Squall: uh... red.
Rajin: very good swallow this and we'll run down the rabbit hole. (he holds out a red pill)
Squall: what?
Rinoa: Rajin, stop confusing the poor boy. Leo, take your drug and we'll get out of here.
(Squall swallows the red pill Rajin gives him, still looking confused. Rinoa and Rajin lead him into a different room with a lot of cables. Also in the room are Quistis, Selphie, and Seifer. Selphie is messing with some computers, Quistis forces Squall into a chair and attatches sensors to him, Rinoa flirts with Seifer and Rajin stands there watching it all)
(Squall looks around and notices a mirror next to him)
Squall: oh cool a mirror! its all broken... (he reaches out to touch the broken glass, cuts himself, and starts to bleed. all the girls in the room crowd around him uttering 'poor baby'. Seifer takes over the computers and all of a sudden Squall is gone. all girls turn and look angry at Seifer)
(Squall comes to conciousness in a pod of goo. he looks around, noticing his surroundings. he is surrounded by other pods of goo with other people in them. he tries to get a better look at the other's around him, them all being nude. he looks down)
Squall: HOLY SHIT I'M SMALL!
(at that minute a robot hears him, comes over and unplugs Squall from the system, and then pulls a little lever. a 'flushing' sound is heard and Squall goes down the hole in back of the pod, screaming like a girl. he is fished out (literally) by Rajin, who carries him to safety as Squall faints)
i own neither don't sue
this is the result of boredom and a sick mind... my apologies this section has some really juvenile humor... i just couldn't resist it... well it sure beats the stereotype that only boys are perverted.
Biggs and Wedge have 'Leo' in a room that looks like something from the missle base. Biggs sits down at a desk opposite Squall, with Wedge standing behind him. Biggs has a folder out.
Biggs: uhm... mister... leonheart... uh... i've heard... you're living like three or four lives. something like that. well... we don't like that. so um if you tell us where Nida is we'll um like you. (Wedge bends down and whispers in Biggs' ear) my aide informs me that you may be forced to comply.
Squall: i have a better deal... you let me out of here and i... fuck you? (Squall is kind of desperate, he doesn't like it here)
Biggs: sounds good... (wedge whispers in his ear again) but we cannot accept that deal mister leonheart. (wedge casts silence on Squall, who looks around confused. Biggs takes a magnetic bellybutton ring out of his coat pocket and puts it on Squall, who tries to scream but can't)
(Squall wakes up in his bed an hour later and gets a phone call)
Rinoa: hey sexy... this is Rinoa, but you probably knew that... you know, the devil in the leather catsuit from last night? if you want to see me again, do it in person, come to the field of flowers by your mom's house.
Squall: SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER!
Rinoa: woman who raised you, whatever. just be there.
(Squall walks down to the field of flowers. It is raining. The Ragnarok waits to pick him up, and it begins to fly towards the scuzzy bar in Dollet)
(As soon as he gets into the Ragnarok, he is escorted by two people in black suits, Quistis and Selphie (who looks like a guy), who take him up to a secret room. Selphie goes off to drive, while Quistis watches the following proceedings: Rinoa pushes Squall back onto a couch, forces up his white teeshirt, and notices the bellybutton ring on his navel. She doesn't point it out, she just bends down and sucks it off. it makes a horrible high pitched screaming noise, then she spits it out)
Rinoa: okay baby you're good... no more tap... (Squall just looks confused, but goes along with whatever. Quistis speaks)
Quistis: Leo, you had been contacted by Nida, whom you believe is the head of our orginization. Well, he's just a front. He has the most official sounding voice and name. He's really just one of our loading guys. You will go in to meet our real head. (The Ragnarok jerks to a stop and Selphie screams)
Selphie: BOOYAKA! WE'RE HEEERE!!!
(She skips into the room, drags Squall out by the wrist. the others follow them into a building that looks like the Dollet comm tower. Hey, didn't they leave from Dollet? ...whatever. Rinoa and the others lead Squall up the steps in the rain, and stop at the door that goes into the building. Selphie and Quisty go in.)
Rinoa: before you talk to him i have one piece of advice.
Squall: and that would be...?
Rinoa: he's gay. (Squall just looks kind of confused, but Rinoa opens the door. a tall, dark figure stands at the door looking out the window)
Rajin: Hello Leo, ya know? (as he checks Squall out, Squall looks very confused. Rinoa leads him to one of two revolving chairs, and Rajin sits in the one across from Squall)
Rajin: well we don't have much time so what's your favorite color?
Squall: uh... red.
Rajin: very good swallow this and we'll run down the rabbit hole. (he holds out a red pill)
Squall: what?
Rinoa: Rajin, stop confusing the poor boy. Leo, take your drug and we'll get out of here.
(Squall swallows the red pill Rajin gives him, still looking confused. Rinoa and Rajin lead him into a different room with a lot of cables. Also in the room are Quistis, Selphie, and Seifer. Selphie is messing with some computers, Quistis forces Squall into a chair and attatches sensors to him, Rinoa flirts with Seifer and Rajin stands there watching it all)
(Squall looks around and notices a mirror next to him)
Squall: oh cool a mirror! its all broken... (he reaches out to touch the broken glass, cuts himself, and starts to bleed. all the girls in the room crowd around him uttering 'poor baby'. Seifer takes over the computers and all of a sudden Squall is gone. all girls turn and look angry at Seifer)
(Squall comes to conciousness in a pod of goo. he looks around, noticing his surroundings. he is surrounded by other pods of goo with other people in them. he tries to get a better look at the other's around him, them all being nude. he looks down)
Squall: HOLY SHIT I'M SMALL!
(at that minute a robot hears him, comes over and unplugs Squall from the system, and then pulls a little lever. a 'flushing' sound is heard and Squall goes down the hole in back of the pod, screaming like a girl. he is fished out (literally) by Rajin, who carries him to safety as Squall faints)
