Woohoo! Um since I couldn't decide between two ideas for the Oracle, I'm using both! Still yaoi. I don't own the Tasty Wheat monologue but I have most of it memorized it might not be 100% correct but you get the idea... If you're confused, i'm switching a role here. Extra credit if you get it. i also utillize footnotes here. (1) corresponds to 1 below, etc.
The Crew goes to the Oracle
The next morning, 'Leo' miraculously finds the mess room and is handed a bowl of goop from Zell. Squall winks at Zell, who pretends not to notice. Squall sits down and Rinoa moves uncomfortably close to him.
"You know what this stuff tastes like?" Irvine decided to do his infamous monologue. Quistis rolls her eyes and pretends to ignore Irvine completley. But he continues anway.
"Tasty wheat. Did you ever have tasty wheat back in the Matrix?"
"Technically neither did you." Quistis was exsasporated from hearing this waaaaay too many times.
"That's exactly my point! Because maybe the robots didn't know what tasty wheat tasted like. What if what I thought tasty wheat tasted like really tasted like... tunafish or hot dogs?"
"SHUT UP!!!" Quistis thows her 'tasty wheat' at Irvine. A glob of it drips off of his nose. Rajin sticks his head into the room and gestures for everone to go out to the 'bridge'. Everone gets hooked up to the chair like things and Zell sends them all into the Matrix.
They all get cell phones and are in black leather suits, except for Quistis who HAS to be different in white. Rinoa throws away her cell phone. Rajin, Squall, and Seifer get into a car driven by Selphie and drive off. Irvine stays behind with a LOT of ammo, and Rinoa and Quistis stay back as guards.
The car gets to an apartment building. Rajin and Squall get out of the car, go into the building, and take an elevator. The power goes out in the elevator and they are stuck in there for six months trying to figure out how to get out of it!!! (1). Eventually a kid named Corey whispers into the elevator how to get out and they do, then climb up a ladder and go to the correct floor.
They get to the apartment. Rajin just stands there, so Squall opens the door. Fujin shows them into the next room. A group of kids that look suspicioiusly like the young versions of our heroes (including a strange-looking Little Rajin (2)). Squall watches Little Squall bend a spoon with his mind, then tries it himself. Fujin shows him to the Oracle's room.
The Oracle's chamber flickers back and forth from Mrs. Dincht's kitchen with Mrs. Dincht cooking in it and Edea's throne room from the second time you fight her with Edea in the throne.
"Leo..."- Mrs. Dincht " ARE YOU THE ONE?"- Edea
"I'm... I'm not sure..."- Squall
"THEN YOU ARE"- Edea "Still waiting for something, dear."- Mrs. Dincht
"Waiting for what?"- Squall
"Your next life,"- Mrs. Dincht "MAYBE"-Edea
"This is weird..."- Squall
"HERE,"- Edea "Take this hot dog. By the time you are done eating it,"- Mrs. Dincht
"YOU WILL FEEL BETTER."- Edea.
Squall takes the hot dog and eats it. It has a drug in it and he indeed does feel better. He walks out and goes back to the building with Morpheus and Seifer.
(3) The scene changes dramatically. Rinoa is eating cupcakes with Biggs and Wedge.
"I know that when I put this cupcake into my mouth it is sweet and fluffy. After several years of living without sugar, you know what I noticed? I LOVE THE MATRIX..." Rinoa devoured the cupcake entirley in one bite.
Biggs flickers and metamorphisises to look like Elrond from LOTR. (4) He looks normal again. He and Rinoa make a deal for her to go back into the Matrix.
"When I go back, I want to be someone attractive, and rich...and popular with guys clamoring to sleep with me... Like Brittany Spears, only a better singer." (5)
"Very well, miss Heartilly. If you give us what we want..."
She shrugs and begins to take her shirt off.
"No...not that!" Wedge looked annoyed. "We want the acess codes to the Zion mainframe!"
"Acess codes to what?" Rinoa twirled her hair around her fingers.
"*sigh*... JUST GET ME RAJIN!!!"
"Okay, okay..." Rinoa was flustered. "You don't have to get all pushy..."
Back to where it was earlier. Galbaldian soldiers kill Irvy and everyone else ducks down the wall. Rajin gives himself up for everyone else to escape. Rinoa goes back to the ship early and pulls the plug on everyone except Rajin, Seifer, and Squall. Zell kills Rinoa.
1: the author apoligizes greatly for releasing her pent-up frustration with the elevator in Balamb Garden that had me stuck in it for six months. I have issues with that elevator. The guy who helped me out of it is named Corey.
2. Ever wondered about Little Rajin and Fujin? then read my fic, Fujin and Rajin are Still Alive. It's a Little Fuu/Raj ficcy.
3. I forgot where this scene was supposed to go, so I stuck it here. I also did this scene as a mild version of my original idea. That idea would have upped the rating to like NC17 or something...
4. do i have to explain this? *sigh* um... Hugo Weaving plays Agent Smith, represented here by Biggs. He also plays Elrond. He has the same voice, MISTER ANDERSON... (i said that out loud during the film...)
5. This was an attempt at a subliminal message. Rinoa=Brittany=evil.
The Crew goes to the Oracle
The next morning, 'Leo' miraculously finds the mess room and is handed a bowl of goop from Zell. Squall winks at Zell, who pretends not to notice. Squall sits down and Rinoa moves uncomfortably close to him.
"You know what this stuff tastes like?" Irvine decided to do his infamous monologue. Quistis rolls her eyes and pretends to ignore Irvine completley. But he continues anway.
"Tasty wheat. Did you ever have tasty wheat back in the Matrix?"
"Technically neither did you." Quistis was exsasporated from hearing this waaaaay too many times.
"That's exactly my point! Because maybe the robots didn't know what tasty wheat tasted like. What if what I thought tasty wheat tasted like really tasted like... tunafish or hot dogs?"
"SHUT UP!!!" Quistis thows her 'tasty wheat' at Irvine. A glob of it drips off of his nose. Rajin sticks his head into the room and gestures for everone to go out to the 'bridge'. Everone gets hooked up to the chair like things and Zell sends them all into the Matrix.
They all get cell phones and are in black leather suits, except for Quistis who HAS to be different in white. Rinoa throws away her cell phone. Rajin, Squall, and Seifer get into a car driven by Selphie and drive off. Irvine stays behind with a LOT of ammo, and Rinoa and Quistis stay back as guards.
The car gets to an apartment building. Rajin and Squall get out of the car, go into the building, and take an elevator. The power goes out in the elevator and they are stuck in there for six months trying to figure out how to get out of it!!! (1). Eventually a kid named Corey whispers into the elevator how to get out and they do, then climb up a ladder and go to the correct floor.
They get to the apartment. Rajin just stands there, so Squall opens the door. Fujin shows them into the next room. A group of kids that look suspicioiusly like the young versions of our heroes (including a strange-looking Little Rajin (2)). Squall watches Little Squall bend a spoon with his mind, then tries it himself. Fujin shows him to the Oracle's room.
The Oracle's chamber flickers back and forth from Mrs. Dincht's kitchen with Mrs. Dincht cooking in it and Edea's throne room from the second time you fight her with Edea in the throne.
"Leo..."- Mrs. Dincht " ARE YOU THE ONE?"- Edea
"I'm... I'm not sure..."- Squall
"THEN YOU ARE"- Edea "Still waiting for something, dear."- Mrs. Dincht
"Waiting for what?"- Squall
"Your next life,"- Mrs. Dincht "MAYBE"-Edea
"This is weird..."- Squall
"HERE,"- Edea "Take this hot dog. By the time you are done eating it,"- Mrs. Dincht
"YOU WILL FEEL BETTER."- Edea.
Squall takes the hot dog and eats it. It has a drug in it and he indeed does feel better. He walks out and goes back to the building with Morpheus and Seifer.
(3) The scene changes dramatically. Rinoa is eating cupcakes with Biggs and Wedge.
"I know that when I put this cupcake into my mouth it is sweet and fluffy. After several years of living without sugar, you know what I noticed? I LOVE THE MATRIX..." Rinoa devoured the cupcake entirley in one bite.
Biggs flickers and metamorphisises to look like Elrond from LOTR. (4) He looks normal again. He and Rinoa make a deal for her to go back into the Matrix.
"When I go back, I want to be someone attractive, and rich...and popular with guys clamoring to sleep with me... Like Brittany Spears, only a better singer." (5)
"Very well, miss Heartilly. If you give us what we want..."
She shrugs and begins to take her shirt off.
"No...not that!" Wedge looked annoyed. "We want the acess codes to the Zion mainframe!"
"Acess codes to what?" Rinoa twirled her hair around her fingers.
"*sigh*... JUST GET ME RAJIN!!!"
"Okay, okay..." Rinoa was flustered. "You don't have to get all pushy..."
Back to where it was earlier. Galbaldian soldiers kill Irvy and everyone else ducks down the wall. Rajin gives himself up for everyone else to escape. Rinoa goes back to the ship early and pulls the plug on everyone except Rajin, Seifer, and Squall. Zell kills Rinoa.
1: the author apoligizes greatly for releasing her pent-up frustration with the elevator in Balamb Garden that had me stuck in it for six months. I have issues with that elevator. The guy who helped me out of it is named Corey.
2. Ever wondered about Little Rajin and Fujin? then read my fic, Fujin and Rajin are Still Alive. It's a Little Fuu/Raj ficcy.
3. I forgot where this scene was supposed to go, so I stuck it here. I also did this scene as a mild version of my original idea. That idea would have upped the rating to like NC17 or something...
4. do i have to explain this? *sigh* um... Hugo Weaving plays Agent Smith, represented here by Biggs. He also plays Elrond. He has the same voice, MISTER ANDERSON... (i said that out loud during the film...)
5. This was an attempt at a subliminal message. Rinoa=Brittany=evil.
