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Chapter 4: ... poor Spikey wikey.... ACK ED?!? Wadda hell was I thinking...
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Hours passed by while Spike was busily doing chores and waiting for the time he would leave for the ball. Ein started helping Spike with his chores.
As it was time for Spike to help dress his brothers, he ran up the stair to make sure that everything as well and finished.
"DAMNNIT IT SPIKE!! I NEED HELP WITH MY DAMN DRESS!!" Jet exclaimed with pure anger.
Spike hurried up the stair and went through the Jet's room.
"GOSHDAMNIT SPIKE!! HELP MEH WITH THIS DAMNED BRA!!!" Jet was soo pissed off he started ripping his bra. Jet's bra when he put it on, it started getting jammed into his metal arm, which was decorated with yellow daisies, which by the way his dress was yellow, and frilly stuff everywhere.
Spike went out to get jet another bra, when Shin shouted out for Spike.
"PLEASE HOLD ON SHIN!" Spike hurried to get another bra for Jet.
Once Spike had gotten the other bra, he handed it to Jet and hurried down the halls to Shin's room.
"SPIKE!!!!! MY PANYHOSE IS NOT WORKING WITH MY LEGS!!!" Shin started screaming.
Shin had put on the pantyhose the wrong way and Spike help him get into the pantyhose, which was slightly ripped (Spike didn't dare tell Shin that the pantyhose ripped) because of the force Shin used to try to get the pantyhose on.
Lin hurried down the halls to get Spike. While Lin was holding his make-up kit, he screamed.
"SPIKE!! I CAN"T GET MY MAKE-UP ON!!!!" Lin was so pissed off.
Spike started running down the halls to Lin's room with Lin running by.
Spike carefully putting on the make-up on Lin. Each time Spike was done with on part like the eye-liner, Lin would say that he should put more on. Spike would argue about how much he was asking to put on, but after awhile Spike stopped arguing and did what he was told since there was no way to stop Lin.
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Back at the castle, Faye was getting ready to her get-married-to-one-of- these-guys ball. She still refused to marry these 'idiots. She called them idiots just because they wanted to marry her for no apparent reason or so she says.
"SHIT MOTHER!!!! I DON'T WANT TO MARRY THESE ASSES!!!" faye screamed her voice out.
"Now now, DON'T YOU START USING THET FOUL LANGUAGE!!!!! ANyways, YOU HAVE TO ARRY ONE OF THEM!!! YOU CAN'T TELL WHEN WE WILL BE GONE!!!" Julia said with a tear in her eye to just convince her stubborn daughter.
"FATHER!!?!?!!!?" Faye exclaimed.
"Don't involve me with your bickering!!" Punch asid as her turned away from Julia and looked at Faye.
Faye Just finished putting on her suit and dusted off the little particles off and took her cloak.
"My good-ness, MY Little daughter Faye! Look look wonderful!!" Punch stared at her beauty.
Faye walked out of her chambers while cursing.
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Back at the house.
As Spike was done 'helping' Lin, he waited for his step-mother and his brothers to leave, so that he would start preparing himself for the ball.
He keft his dress by the wagon. While the hosre just walking around, look really hungry.
Spike said crazily, "What the hell, takes them so long to go and get ready?!"
As his finished his question, his step-mother came out of the hall.
"Spike, were you saying something? I thought I heard something." Judy said slyly.
"Oh no step-mother, I didn't say anything thing at all." SPike said with careful-ness.
Jet, Lin & Shin walked out into the front door.
Jet was wearinga yellow gown that strapped around his neck. The dress were up to his knees. His metal arm was decorated with yellow daisies and wrapped with a shimmering yellow frabic (that could blind you. Spike did not want to tell Jet that the yellow would blind people.). Jet wore yellow high heels.
Lin was wearing an pretty pink dress that fell to the ground. It had straps for the shoulder and the side of the shoulder. It has sparkles everywhere and which fell off a few time when he was walking. The shoes he was wearing flat shoes which were bright pink.
Shin was wearing a baby blue dress which went up to his ankles showing is sparkly high heels. His drees were straplees but made his chest look saggy. It had polka dots that were dark blue all over the dress.
Spike's step-mother wore a very slutty dress, hich was cut between her breast. It touched the grond too.
"We'll be going now, Spikee. Don't stay up to late." Judy said with the least of concern.
"I won't." Spike said.
All three brother said "See ya doofus!!" in unison.
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Back outside the ouse. The horses by now ate the dress and the coachman took the extra horse and attached them to the carriage his 'evil' family were going on.
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As they left, Spike hurried outside and saw th horses were gone.
Spike: "At least my drees is stil here."
Spike sighed. But he spoke to soon. He saw that there was only one scrap of his dress laying in the cold wet puddle. He assumed th ehorses ate it. Which ws true.
"F***ING HORSES!" Spike cursed as a little flying maniac came up to him.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSPPPPPPPPIIIIIKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The little crazy thing screech.
"YOU STUPID LITTLE BUG GO AWAY!" Spike was disaaponted and tried to smack the so-called-bug away.
"Edward is you fairly god parent!" Ed said while doing her 'little dance'.
"WADDDAF....?!?!" Spike was confused.
"Ed will help you get to the ball!!!!" Ed was so happy.
Ein walked by Spike nuzzling his leg.
"Ed likes DOGGIES!!!" Ed went up to Ein and petted Ein like it was her dog.
Ein was confused at first, but when Ed magically swund her wand with a tomato on top of it.
*cheap magically sounds*
*POOF*
"Doggie food for little doggie!!" Ed gave Ein the dog food and Ein gulpped it all up and was bloated.
"Okay if you are here to help me get to the ball, then what am I supposed to wear?" Spike questioned Ed.
Ed stopped dancing like a crazy banana and thought for a minute. Ed swung her wand once more and Spike's old clothes changed.
*POOF*
Spike was now wear a skimpy bikini. @_X
"Oh my god!!!!" CHANGE BACK NOW!!!! ITS GETTING REALLY COLD!!" Spike shivered.
"WHOOPS!! Ed made a mistake. Ed will fix it!!!"
Ed did a little dance and POOF!!
Spike was now wearing an elegant white gown. Over the gown was a thin see through layer with shimmering sparkles. His shoes were glass. The gown had a certain feeling that made you feel special. The gown was knee high.
"ED LIKE THIS DRESSY!!!! ED WANT ONE!!!" ED danced crazily.
"How am I supposed to get to the castle in one piece?" Spike gave Ed the wierd eye-look.
"Ed will fix! FIX!!!" Ed stopped dancing and took a tomato and made it into a sandwich.
"A SANDWICH??!?!?!" Spike stared at it for 5 whole minutes.
"WHOOPS! ED WILL FIX AGAIN!! AGAIN!!!" ED swirled arond 20 times, and made Spike dizzy.
Ed swirled around again but only 2 times and *POOF*
The tomato was now a beautiful red tomato carriage.
"This is much better." Spike sighed.
"But how am I supposed to get there?" Spike started wondering.
"Ed will figure out a way!"
Ed ran around the place thinking and bouced off the walls surrounding them. Ein started thinking too. Then Ed just realized something.
"Ein, come here!" Ed taked in a softly yet convincing voice.
Ein cocked his little doggie head and walked over you Ed, wondering what Ed was gonna do.
"Now hold still Ein!" Ed grinned happily.
*POOF*
Ein was turned into a ... well Ein just got bigger. 10 times bigger.
"WHOA... wadda hell?" Spike gazed at the bigger EIn.
"Ed got something right!!" WOOOHOOOOO!!!" Ed flew in mid-air.
Ein was attached to the tomato carriage. Spike stepped into tthe large tomato and sat on the smushy bench.
"Oh YEAH!! ED FORGOT!! YOU MUST COME BACK HOME BY 3 AM, Or You will be changed into a CIGGERRETTEE!!" Ed had warned Spike. Spike carefully listened to what she had said.
Spike waved good bye to his scary Fairy God mother, while the carriage left for the castle.
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Sorry for the long chapter. Hate it? Like it? Love it? Review and tell me your opinions.
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For those of you who are clueless, like me here are a list of the charcters and who they play.
Spike - Cinderella
Faye - Prince
Judy - Evil Step-mother
Jet - Evil step sister #1
Lin - Evil step sister #2
Shin - Evil step sister #3
Ein - Spike's dog friend
Julia - Prince's mom/Queen
Punch - Prince's dad/King
Ed - Spike's crazy Fairy God Parent
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Chapter 4: ... poor Spikey wikey.... ACK ED?!? Wadda hell was I thinking...
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Hours passed by while Spike was busily doing chores and waiting for the time he would leave for the ball. Ein started helping Spike with his chores.
As it was time for Spike to help dress his brothers, he ran up the stair to make sure that everything as well and finished.
"DAMNNIT IT SPIKE!! I NEED HELP WITH MY DAMN DRESS!!" Jet exclaimed with pure anger.
Spike hurried up the stair and went through the Jet's room.
"GOSHDAMNIT SPIKE!! HELP MEH WITH THIS DAMNED BRA!!!" Jet was soo pissed off he started ripping his bra. Jet's bra when he put it on, it started getting jammed into his metal arm, which was decorated with yellow daisies, which by the way his dress was yellow, and frilly stuff everywhere.
Spike went out to get jet another bra, when Shin shouted out for Spike.
"PLEASE HOLD ON SHIN!" Spike hurried to get another bra for Jet.
Once Spike had gotten the other bra, he handed it to Jet and hurried down the halls to Shin's room.
"SPIKE!!!!! MY PANYHOSE IS NOT WORKING WITH MY LEGS!!!" Shin started screaming.
Shin had put on the pantyhose the wrong way and Spike help him get into the pantyhose, which was slightly ripped (Spike didn't dare tell Shin that the pantyhose ripped) because of the force Shin used to try to get the pantyhose on.
Lin hurried down the halls to get Spike. While Lin was holding his make-up kit, he screamed.
"SPIKE!! I CAN"T GET MY MAKE-UP ON!!!!" Lin was so pissed off.
Spike started running down the halls to Lin's room with Lin running by.
Spike carefully putting on the make-up on Lin. Each time Spike was done with on part like the eye-liner, Lin would say that he should put more on. Spike would argue about how much he was asking to put on, but after awhile Spike stopped arguing and did what he was told since there was no way to stop Lin.
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Back at the castle, Faye was getting ready to her get-married-to-one-of- these-guys ball. She still refused to marry these 'idiots. She called them idiots just because they wanted to marry her for no apparent reason or so she says.
"SHIT MOTHER!!!! I DON'T WANT TO MARRY THESE ASSES!!!" faye screamed her voice out.
"Now now, DON'T YOU START USING THET FOUL LANGUAGE!!!!! ANyways, YOU HAVE TO ARRY ONE OF THEM!!! YOU CAN'T TELL WHEN WE WILL BE GONE!!!" Julia said with a tear in her eye to just convince her stubborn daughter.
"FATHER!!?!?!!!?" Faye exclaimed.
"Don't involve me with your bickering!!" Punch asid as her turned away from Julia and looked at Faye.
Faye Just finished putting on her suit and dusted off the little particles off and took her cloak.
"My good-ness, MY Little daughter Faye! Look look wonderful!!" Punch stared at her beauty.
Faye walked out of her chambers while cursing.
~~~~~
Back at the house.
As Spike was done 'helping' Lin, he waited for his step-mother and his brothers to leave, so that he would start preparing himself for the ball.
He keft his dress by the wagon. While the hosre just walking around, look really hungry.
Spike said crazily, "What the hell, takes them so long to go and get ready?!"
As his finished his question, his step-mother came out of the hall.
"Spike, were you saying something? I thought I heard something." Judy said slyly.
"Oh no step-mother, I didn't say anything thing at all." SPike said with careful-ness.
Jet, Lin & Shin walked out into the front door.
Jet was wearinga yellow gown that strapped around his neck. The dress were up to his knees. His metal arm was decorated with yellow daisies and wrapped with a shimmering yellow frabic (that could blind you. Spike did not want to tell Jet that the yellow would blind people.). Jet wore yellow high heels.
Lin was wearing an pretty pink dress that fell to the ground. It had straps for the shoulder and the side of the shoulder. It has sparkles everywhere and which fell off a few time when he was walking. The shoes he was wearing flat shoes which were bright pink.
Shin was wearing a baby blue dress which went up to his ankles showing is sparkly high heels. His drees were straplees but made his chest look saggy. It had polka dots that were dark blue all over the dress.
Spike's step-mother wore a very slutty dress, hich was cut between her breast. It touched the grond too.
"We'll be going now, Spikee. Don't stay up to late." Judy said with the least of concern.
"I won't." Spike said.
All three brother said "See ya doofus!!" in unison.
~~~~~
Back outside the ouse. The horses by now ate the dress and the coachman took the extra horse and attached them to the carriage his 'evil' family were going on.
~~~~~
As they left, Spike hurried outside and saw th horses were gone.
Spike: "At least my drees is stil here."
Spike sighed. But he spoke to soon. He saw that there was only one scrap of his dress laying in the cold wet puddle. He assumed th ehorses ate it. Which ws true.
"F***ING HORSES!" Spike cursed as a little flying maniac came up to him.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSPPPPPPPPIIIIIKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The little crazy thing screech.
"YOU STUPID LITTLE BUG GO AWAY!" Spike was disaaponted and tried to smack the so-called-bug away.
"Edward is you fairly god parent!" Ed said while doing her 'little dance'.
"WADDDAF....?!?!" Spike was confused.
"Ed will help you get to the ball!!!!" Ed was so happy.
Ein walked by Spike nuzzling his leg.
"Ed likes DOGGIES!!!" Ed went up to Ein and petted Ein like it was her dog.
Ein was confused at first, but when Ed magically swund her wand with a tomato on top of it.
*cheap magically sounds*
*POOF*
"Doggie food for little doggie!!" Ed gave Ein the dog food and Ein gulpped it all up and was bloated.
"Okay if you are here to help me get to the ball, then what am I supposed to wear?" Spike questioned Ed.
Ed stopped dancing like a crazy banana and thought for a minute. Ed swung her wand once more and Spike's old clothes changed.
*POOF*
Spike was now wear a skimpy bikini. @_X
"Oh my god!!!!" CHANGE BACK NOW!!!! ITS GETTING REALLY COLD!!" Spike shivered.
"WHOOPS!! Ed made a mistake. Ed will fix it!!!"
Ed did a little dance and POOF!!
Spike was now wearing an elegant white gown. Over the gown was a thin see through layer with shimmering sparkles. His shoes were glass. The gown had a certain feeling that made you feel special. The gown was knee high.
"ED LIKE THIS DRESSY!!!! ED WANT ONE!!!" ED danced crazily.
"How am I supposed to get to the castle in one piece?" Spike gave Ed the wierd eye-look.
"Ed will fix! FIX!!!" Ed stopped dancing and took a tomato and made it into a sandwich.
"A SANDWICH??!?!?!" Spike stared at it for 5 whole minutes.
"WHOOPS! ED WILL FIX AGAIN!! AGAIN!!!" ED swirled arond 20 times, and made Spike dizzy.
Ed swirled around again but only 2 times and *POOF*
The tomato was now a beautiful red tomato carriage.
"This is much better." Spike sighed.
"But how am I supposed to get there?" Spike started wondering.
"Ed will figure out a way!"
Ed ran around the place thinking and bouced off the walls surrounding them. Ein started thinking too. Then Ed just realized something.
"Ein, come here!" Ed taked in a softly yet convincing voice.
Ein cocked his little doggie head and walked over you Ed, wondering what Ed was gonna do.
"Now hold still Ein!" Ed grinned happily.
*POOF*
Ein was turned into a ... well Ein just got bigger. 10 times bigger.
"WHOA... wadda hell?" Spike gazed at the bigger EIn.
"Ed got something right!!" WOOOHOOOOO!!!" Ed flew in mid-air.
Ein was attached to the tomato carriage. Spike stepped into tthe large tomato and sat on the smushy bench.
"Oh YEAH!! ED FORGOT!! YOU MUST COME BACK HOME BY 3 AM, Or You will be changed into a CIGGERRETTEE!!" Ed had warned Spike. Spike carefully listened to what she had said.
Spike waved good bye to his scary Fairy God mother, while the carriage left for the castle.
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Sorry for the long chapter. Hate it? Like it? Love it? Review and tell me your opinions.
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For those of you who are clueless, like me here are a list of the charcters and who they play.
Spike - Cinderella
Faye - Prince
Judy - Evil Step-mother
Jet - Evil step sister #1
Lin - Evil step sister #2
Shin - Evil step sister #3
Ein - Spike's dog friend
Julia - Prince's mom/Queen
Punch - Prince's dad/King
Ed - Spike's crazy Fairy God Parent
