pureVENOM: Hiya, peoples!! I thank you, my readers for coming this far into my fic!

Mwa hah!!
Disclaimer's on da first chapter or whatever .
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Black Mage Lulu, your dark tresses
Hang down to your waist so thin.
Untouched beauty, great and flawless,
with your alabaster skin.

A dress of armor covered in belts,
And Magic spells to blast foes away.
Heart of steel and soul of shadows,
Dreaming of those long past days.

A fallen love left far behind
In the flowing stream of time;
Chappu had tried his hand at Sin,
But now it's your turn to try and shine.

Never mind those times long past,
Like when your first summoner had died.
Think of the present and the future,
Not all those other things aside.

Hardened by Spira's troubles,
Wisened by experience.
Yevon, fayths, aeons, Sin--
Everything's starting to make some sense.

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pureVENOM: Yay yay!! It's pretty hard to write a poem when your lil' bro is shouting stuff like "Yeah, DIE!!" while playing some "Army Men Air Attack" game, hm?? Well, I hope this is good!

Rikku: : ( Hey!! You said you'd write a poem for ME this time!!! *pout*

pureVENOM: It's too hard!! I'll do it later! Don't stress!

Rikku: Gah!! You talk too much too!! I got like only ONE damn line in the previous chapter!!

pureVENOM: So???

Rikku: *equips Godhand*

pureVENOM: *massive sweatdrop* Hey, hey!! I'M the one who GOT you that weapon!!

Rikku: *slashes* DIE, FIEND!!!

- And with quite a bit of screaming and shouting, the author runs about-- being chased around by a wrathful Rikku, swinging her Godhand around.
Tidus and Wakka choose at this time to come into the room.

Jecht: Hey, how'd you two get in??

Tidus: We snuck in when Rikku chased VENOM by with that Godhand.

Jecht: Ha!! That's my boy!

Tidus: Don't call me that. I hate you.

Jecht: Whatever, kiddo!!

Wakka: *looks at Lulu's poem hanging on the wall* A poem for Lu??

Jecht: Yeah, isn't it terrible??

Tidus: Mm hm. I've always wondered... What does Lulu look like without her corset??

Wakka: *groan* Don't remind me, ya...?

Tidus: ....... Lulu's fat?

Wakka: Yeah, I'm the one who told her to get one in the first place.

Tidus: *blink, blink* ... Lulu's fat????

Lulu: *walking by* Idiots...

- Lulu uses a Doublecasted Ultima to blow the two guys to the moon!! HOW she ever learn Ultima?? We may never know! ...But of course, we know it's impossible to reach the moon with a mere duo of Ultimas, so they're actually just really high up in the sky.

Lulu: Hm... They'll be down in... Nine... Eight...