300 Review Special
By: FayeValentine00
Faye_Valentine00@hotmail.com & AIM = ShoulitaComplex
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This chapter is dedicated to Huck! I can't wait until AMCM74 tells me that your home safe! *HUG*
OMG!!! WE MADE IT TO 300! THANK YOU ALL!!! I Feel so blessed so I hope you like this installment! Love *FAYE*
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Faye sat at her desk typing away at her keyboard when she heard a pounding at her door. "Not AGAIN!" she muttered as she stomped off to answer it. Once the door was opened, she was flooded by reviewers who walked right in and made themselves at home in her living room.
Faye immediately looked through the crowd to see AMCM74 leading the group of reviewers. Among them included Romance Freak, Delia, Spike Spiegel, Tyleet, Christy, Alli, gohansfan, supervidel, OmegaNY, Cute Lil Star Angel, Dani, Midnight Princess, Lady Pan, Fluffy, Saiyan Serpent, Stormy, allusions of mist, Mystic Writer, ShadowDancer, Akizuki Nakuru, Karisah, Lady Tuptim, Nyago, Ktten, and Houria, among others. I was shocked to see that they all wore "Cammy's Death Squad" T-shirts.
AMCM74 stepped forward and gave Faye a fierce look. "She needs to die Faye. Cammy is the devil!"
"Yeah!" "Kill that stupid two-timing bitch!" "We hate her!" Shouts rang out from every direction in the room.
"Shhhh... calm down guys. My neighbors are going to kill me." I tried to quiet the brood the best I could. "I know she's out of control but don't you think murder is a little too easy for a punishment?" That quieted them down quickly. "I think torure is much better."
"Hmmmm... interesting point, Faye. What do you have in mind?" Lady Pan asked.
"Chinese Water Torture!" Shadow Dancer jumped to her feet.
"Make her watch a 24 hour Barney marathon." Saiyan Serpent joined in.
"Yeah, or throw her into a pirahana tank." Allusions of Mist screamed out.
"Give her the wookie tittie treatment!" Spike Spiegel yelled out.
Everyone in the room went silent and looked at Spike strangely.
"Ummm... nevermind." Spike looked embarrased but Faye laughed at the inside joke.
"How about we draw and quarter her?!" AMCM74 grinned wickedly.
Shouts started again and didn't settle down until the patio door opened and Huck and Trunks walked in dragging Cammy behind them. After them walked in Kyoko and Pan both looking incredibly smug.
"LET ME GO!!!! I'll sue you all! Leave me alone!" Cammy sheriked and struggled to get free.
"Hush Woman!" Trunks said in his most Vegeta-like impression/
"Hmmm Pan , what should we do to her this time?" Kyoko winked to the crowd.
All the guests watched with baited breath as Pan contemplated the best type of torture. "Well... I do like the idea of a Barney marathon as torture but I'm thinking that Huck and Trunks should hold her upright so we can all take our best shots." She grinned wickedly.
"YAY!!!" "Woohoo!" Cheers rang out everywhere among the group.
"Me first!" Lady Pan ran to the front. "Please Faye. I just want one good shot right to the nose"
"Fine with me." Faye smiled and joined into the line to get her shot at the blonde witch.
One by one the group took their turns punching and kicking Cammy until Faye got to the front of the line.
"W-wait... Faye! You c-can't hit me. Y-you created me." Cammy pleaded.
"Mwahahahaha! You wish! You've gone out of control. Death is the only way to end your tyranny!" Then Faye, being the black belt in Tae Kwon Do that she is, did a rolling axe kick and nailed her right in the head.
Once all the guests got there blows in Cammys' body hung lifeless as Trunks and Hick still held her up. Thats when Pan and Kyoko stepped up to her.
"Pan... P-please don't *cough* Please don't hurt me anymore." Cammy made a pathetic plea.
Kyoko kicked Cammy in the gut. "Would you please shut up?!"
"You can let her go guys. Let me handle her now." Pan pushed everyone else back and gave Trunks a big kiss before turning back to Cammy. "It ends now Cammy, but if we get to 400 reviews then we're going to wish you back with the dragon balls and start all over again!"
"Pan..." Cammy looked terrified.
"KA-ME-"
"Don't..."
"HA-ME-" The ball of energy formed in Pan's hands.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Her final scream shot through the room.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The blast sent Cammy flying through the sliding glass window and blew her to bits.
"YAY!" "WOOHOO!" "Go Pan!" "Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead!" Cheers rang out and hugs were given everywhere throughout the room.
Pan and Trunks fell into each others arms laughing. It was wonderful to see them both so happy now that Cammy was gone.
Then Faye rounded the corner to the kitchen and caught a glimpse of Huck and Kyoko making out next to the sink. She couldn't help but think that they made a cute couple. It was adorable. Instead of interrupting them, Faye went back into the living room and partied till dawn with the happy crowd.
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I hope you guys enjoyed this cute little interlude. I tried to add about everyone but if I missed you PLEASE forgive me. I am not perfect! ;-)
#1 - Yes I really am a black belt in Taekwondo
#2 - Everyone needs to go read the fic by Serpent Saiyan. SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO TALENTED!!!!! :-)
#3 - AMCM74 is #1... if you have not read her fics yet, you have no clue what you are missing out on. Talk about talent.
#4 - Huck and Kyoko are only an item in the review specials but from what I've heard, they'd make a great couple! ;-)
Thanks again for all the reviews! Keep it up! LOVE YA *FAYE*
