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Chaos at Quatre's

Chapter 3: The Ride... With Quatre driving!

"WATCH OUT FOR THAT OLD WOMAN!" Relena yelled.

"Oh, right!" Quatre said and swerved hard, hitting the curb. "I think my driving skills have improved, don't you guys?"

"......AHHHHHH!!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT-!" They all yelled, but Quatre already hit the tree and tore it clean out of the ground. "...Tree..."

If you were wondering, the back consisted of Heero, Relena, Duo, Hilde, Trowa, Dorothy, Catherine, Wufei, Sally, Noin, and Zechs, who was watching Heero's every move. All of their faces were either white or green. Quatre looked in the rear-view mirror and saw their faces.

"Haha, it's a little early to paint your faces for Christmas, don't you think?" Quatre asked while laughing a little. After this comment, Dorothy put down the window and blew chow, causing a bunch of fighting prostitutes on the corner to be covered in barf.

"Aw, they all looked pretty good too!" Duo said. Hilde smacked him in the back of the head HARD. "Hey, isn't that George Washington?" Duo asked before falling out of the seat, unconscious.

"Oops..." Hilde said.

"He'll get over it." Trowa said.

"Heero, you haven't said anything..." Relena said after silence... After all, they were out of the city, now all they had to worry about was Quatre getting stuck in sand.

"Hn." Is all that Heero 'said.'

"Don't give me 'hn', what's wrong?" Relena asked.

"Nothing, just want to sleep..." Heero said.

"...."

"Hey, Heero-buddy! You can sleep when we get there...with a special person-!" Before Duo could finish, Heero gave him his death glare(TM). "Heh, just kidding."

"Quatre, are we almost there?" Catherine asked.

"Yeah, just a couple more miles."

"Good!" They all said.

"Okay, I'll speed up, no one will see us..." He sped up to 110 MP.

"I'M GOING TO DIE EARLY!!!" Is what you could hear from the back...

A/N: Hope you liked... Please R/R!! Any suggestions are welcome... Once again, I attempted not to do too many grammar and spelling errors.