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Chaos at Quatre's
Chapter 5: Quatre... COOKS!
"Quatre, please allow me to help." Trowa said.
"No, Trowa, I need to do this alone, I am the host after all..." Quatre said. "Why don't you just get the drinks... And then go sit down and watch TV?"
"...."
"Trowa?"
"......"
"Okay." Trowa walks out with a bunch of sodas, leaving Quatre in the kitchen alone. "Now, first you put five cups of flour in..." In all truth, this said 4/5, but Quatre failed to see the 4. Also, he didn't really know what was which, the flour or the sugar. So he just grabbed one... Can you guess which one? He added the "flour" and went on to the next step.
"Add ΒΌ cup of cinnamon. That shouldn't be too hard..." Quatre looked for the cinnamon and found "Cinnamon and Sugar" and just "Cinnamon." "Sugar would be great to add!"
Meanwhile in the Living Room...
All of our nice G-gang is in front of the 85" TV. However, nothing is on, so they are flipping through the 800+ channels.
"Boring...Boring....Boring!" Duo said as he flipped through.
"Give me that, weakling!" Wufei said and snatched the turner from his hands. "Here is something!" Wufei turned on "The Secretes of Kung-Fu!"
"BORING!" Hilde said and grabbed it back, turning on "Die Hard."
"Better..." Catherine said.
"Yes...hahaha!" Dorothy said. Everybody inched away from her... "What?"
"...."
"Oh, you are all a bunch of wusses!" Dorothy said.
Back to the Kitchen of, uh, hell...
Quatre is suffering with his plan to cook. He has added at least the whole bottle of cinnamon and sugar, but he forgot the eggs... He puts it in the oven... Just then, Catherine walks in.
"Hey, Quatre!" Catherine says nicely. Quatre smiled like he always did.
"Hello, Catherine."
"Quatre, we decided it would be best to eat out instead..." Catherine said. "They think it would be easier on you and all of us..."
"Oh, but I just-!" A small explosion interrupted Quatre.
"What was that?!" they yelled in unison.
"Oh no! It's my biscuits!" Quatre said in dismay. He pulled them out of the oven and Catherine looked at them, holding back laughter.
"THOSE are biscuits?!" Catherine asked. "They are all sugary!"
"I guess I added too little flour..."
"No, looks like you added 5 cups of sugar!"
"....."
"....You did add 5 cups of sugar didn't you..." Quatre nods.
"Maybe getting some good restaurant food would be good..." Quatre said.
A/N: I hope you liked this... Please R/R!!! No flames...
