Disclaimer: I will never, ever own Gundam Wing...
A/N: My last chapter was so fun to write... Now, Zechs can try to get his revenge in this chapter! Hahahaha! So early? Let's see...
Chaos at Quatre's
Chapter 9: Zechs' Mission
"Hey, Quatre, where is all of your wine?" Sally asked.
"Oh, no, woman! You aren't getting me drunk so you can seduce me like LAST time! That was unjustified!" Wufei said.
"Aw, come on, you KNOW you had fun." Sally said. Everybody sweatdropped.
"I hid it so that my servants and body guards don't get angry for having to clean up after your mess..." Quatre said, still drinking wine.
"Fine, I'll go find it my self!" Duo said. They all looked at him. "Uh, Hilde-baby? Can you come with me?"
"Sure, sweetie!" Hilde and Duo ran off to god-knows-where to do god-knows-what.
"You know why they went alone, right...?" Dorothy asked sarcastically.
"No, Dorothy, they are just going to get the wine without going all over each other..." Catherine said dryly, finally over coming the 'streak' of hell.
"Hn."
"So what should we do in the meantime?" Relena asked.
"Spy on Noin and Zechs?" Dorothy suggested.
"NO!!!!" All but Dorothy yelled.
"Okay, okay!"
About 35 minutes later...
"Found it!" Duo said, while bringing in 2 big, full crates of wine. Hilde looked really tired.
"Duo, lets save this for tomorrow, then we can drink it when we aren't so tired..." Hilde said.
"Really!" Catherine said, "I just want to SLEEP!"
"She is so right!" Dorothy said, "If you guys wouldn't have taken so long, we maybe could have drank something, but nooo you guys took forever!"
"Sorry!" Duo said.
"I'm leaving to go to my room..." Relena said. "Come on Heero!" Even though he thought Quatre changed the plans, Heero was glad Quatre was drunk.
"I thought..." Trowa started. He had about 7 pairs of eyes stab him. "Ah, I mean, I thought it was late."
"Yeah, that's right!" Catherine said. "Now why don't you come to the room."
So all of them left, including Quatre, who was drug out by Dorothy to their room...
"Dorothy, let me ::hic:: bang you up..." Quatre slurred.
"Now, now Quatre, you shouldn't go first, I should..." Dorothy said.
"Please, let them not do what I think they would do... It would take all of Quatre's innocence and purity away..." Trowa said.
"Don't worry..." Catherine said. "Quatre will probably get knocked out, anyway."
~*~*~
About 2:00 AM, 2 hours after our gang went to bed: Zechs and Noin's Room...
"Noin, I'm going to check up on Yuy and my sister, make sure they aren't doing anything they aren't supposed to be doing..." Zechs said to Noin.
"Oh, come on, its not like they are doing anything..." Noin said.
"I'll be right back..." Zechs walked into the bathroom and looked into the mirror. He bent down and picked up some black clothes... First, he put on a tight, black, muscle shirt and then some black pants with some black boots. Then, he put a black snowcap on and black lines under his eyes. He walked out and Noin almost burst out laughing.
"Zechs, the hair, it sticks out with all of that black on..." Noin said, suppressing her laughter.
"Be quiet!" Zechs said with an Austrian accent.
"Oh, God, I knew those Arnold movies were a bad influence on you!" Noin said. "Okay, ARNOLD, go be disappointed because they aren't DOING anything."
"Oh, I think you are wrong." He said, in his Austrian accent. He really sounded like Arnold now...
"Whatever you say..." Noin said and went back to sleep.
~*~*~
Zechs carefully crept down the dark, long hallway. He didn't hear a sound, not even a mouse. Okay, so Quatre wouldn't have mice... Going on, he got to Duo and Hilde's room and heard snoring... As he began moving again, he heard the sound of a can of whipped cream, which must be Dorothy taking Quatre's purity away... Trowa and Catherine's door was quiet, but then again, Trowa WAS quiet. Maybe everything that he was near was quiet... Soon, after about 15 minutes of walking, he made his way to Heero and Relena's room.
"Ah, here it is..." Zechs said quietly. Just then, a door opened! It was Trowa's door. Catherine walked out, but back in again. "Hmm, she might have heard me! I must be more careful!" He opened the door, so slightly, so the could just get a peak... Relena was all cuddled up next to Heero, and it looked like Heero's arm was accidentally slung over Relena's waist. "Too low for me!" In fact, his hand was on her middle back, no not near anything 'dangerous,' but Zechs was too paranoid. He began to walk in so he could throw Heero off, but he tripped and fell, knocking his head on a table. He was knocked out...
~*~*~
The next morning, Relena heard the shower running, which must have meant that it was 7:00, because Heero always took a shower at 7:00. Hmm, but maybe since he was on vacation, he would be up later? Nah, it was 7:05 on the dot. "He must have just gotten in..." Relena looked to her left and noticed that the door was opened... she then looked down and screamed...
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" The next thing she knew, she heard the shower go off, a lot of scrambling and sliding. The bathroom door swung open, and Heero ran, er, slid out, across the slippery wooden floor, slamming into a wall. Relena just gazed at him... All he had on was a towel... She noticed that she was drooling and got a hold of her self.
"Ow, what's wrong?" Heero asked. Relena pointed to the doorway, where the 'thing' lay.
"AH!" Heero said, shocked at what he say. Just then, almost everybody in the mansion ran to their room, due to Relena's scream. The sight they saw was funny: Zechs lying face down on the floor with a big bump on his head, Relena in her PJ's, drooling over Heero, and Heero, who was on the floor, practically naked, because he only had a towel on. They all burst out laughing.
"........."
"OH MY GOD!" Noin said, finally getting a hold of herself. "Zechs!"
"Geez, Heero, get some clothes on!" Duo said. "All of the girls are drooling over you." Duo said this and pushed Hilde out of the doorway.
"Damn..." Heero said, blushing, and ran back to the bathroom. Zechs got up...
"Mission: Failed..."
~*~*~
Later that morning...
"Okay, so what are we going to do...?" Sally asked.
"Well, I think we should go back to Plan B..." Duo said. "I know its stupid, but we don't want to see what we saw again, now do we..." Duo lied so bad about this...
"You lie really bad, Duo." Wufei said.
"Hmph, Plan B wouldn't have caused this bump on my head..." Zechs said while holding the ice to it.
"Okay, Plan B will be fine until we can get Zechs out of paranoia." Relena said.
"Little sister, that hurts."
"It's meant to hurt."
"Ouch..." Heero said.
"Shut up, Yuy." Zechs said.
"Hn."
"Okay, that settles it." Catherine said. "By the way, where is Quatre?"
Quatre's Room...
"WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
"Quatre, you didn't do anything..." Dorothy said. "Unfortunately..."
"I'm going downstairs to get away from you!!!" Quatre yelled.
"........"
Quatre ran downstairs, but had a hangover in a nearby trashcan.
"Oosh, that's sick..." Hilde said.
"INJUSTICE!"
A/N: Okay, so now Zechs got his way with something... But will he give in on the next chapter? Please R/R!!!
