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Chaos at Quatre's

Chapter 10: Duo's Very, Very Bad ::hic:: Trick: PART 1

It was now 7:30 PM and the girls decided to take a bath or lounge or whatever in one of the big Hot Springs near Quatre's house. The Hot Springs looked like a fantasy world with beautiful green vines and blooming flowers. However, there were vines, meaning people could climb up and SIT in those vines... So our story continues...

"I'm so, so, so, so, so BORED!" Duo said, for the 100th time. Heero gave him a death glare(TM), so he would shut up for a while. The rest of the Gundam pilots and Zechs sat in front of the big ass TV, flipping through channels.

"Quatre, why isn't there anything on, when you have 800+ channels?" Trowa asked eventually.

"I don't know, but I know that Titanic is on HBO!" Quatre said.

"I don't want to want that, you cried the last time we did..." Heero said.

"Yeah, weakling... It was just a movie..." Wufei said.

"But, but he died!" Quatre said, tears forming in his eyes.

"There, there, he didn't REALLY die now, did he?" Duo asked. Quatre shook his head. "See? All better..."

"Didn't know the stupid braided one was so soft..." Zechs said.

"Hmph! If you are joking, that's-"

"Duo, I don't care, I heard you say that to Sally already..." Trowa said. "Let's just play a game of chess..."

"Yeah!" Quatre said. "I'll go get the board and pieces!"

"No, I have a better idea!" Duo said. They all looked at him and grunted, except Quatre, who wanted to hear what he had to say...

"What is it, Duo?"

"Well...the girls are in a bath, NAKED!" Duo said. "I was thinking-"

"No, we aren't going to spy on the girls." Heero said.

"Aw, Heero just couldn't-EEEK!" Heero pointed his gun at Duo's forehead...

15 Minutes later...

"You know, Quatre has wine..." Duo said.

"Hn."

"Well, a glass wouldn't hurt." Zechs said.

"Yeah..." Trowa said. "Why not?"

"Hmph! I'll take a drink." Wufei said.

"Guys I don't think-Ahh... why not?!" It's pretty obvious that the rest of them were giving him evil looks.

"I'll go get it!" Duo said. They all looked at him. "What?"

"Nothing..." they all said. Duo left the room....

Duo and the Kitchen....

"Heh, heh, heh! I'll just add some of this...and they will be going to that spring in NO time!" Duo added a bottle of vodka to each bottle of wine. Yes, he had opened the wine, but he had a plan, he decided that he would close it back up and shake it up so it wasn't like it was opened! How smart...or was it?

Duo walked back out into the big room and gave each guy a bottle of "wine." He sat down with his own bottle and popped it open, however, his wasn't vodka... Heero was the first to take a drink.

"This doesn't taste like wine...it tastes like VODKA! Hmm...what an ass, they are going to know..." However, the perfect soldier was wrong! Each other Gundam pilot and Zechs chugged down the bottle of "wine" they had. After that, it seemed like they were totally different people.

"So, uh, what about going to the Hot Springs?" Duo asked.

"Hellsh yesh!" Trowa said. "Lesh get our arses down dere!"

"Oh, yesh, I wanna see ya' Noin..." Zechs said. Heero was amused, but didn't show it... He was smart and DIDN'T drink that "wine."

"Women ::hic:: got nish tities..." Wufei said.

"Haha! It worked! And I'm not even that drunk!" Duo thought.

"I think that a great ideer, Duo!" Quatre said. "I wanna bang Dorothy up!" Heero almost burst out laughing, but kept himself composed.

"Then let's go!" Duo said. He led them all to the path that led to the girls' Hot Springs. Heero followed, so he could see the looks on everybody's faces when one of them was caught... Anyway, he wanted to see Zechs get beat up because of what he did...

~*~*~

"Hey, Quatre, that some powerful shit you got dere...Lemme have some more." Trowa slurred.

"I donsh got any wine." Quatre said. "Duo hash the wine."

"Don't look at me! I left it back at the house! Now come on, if we don't hurry, the girls are going to get out of the water and see us!" Duo said. "Hey, Heero, why are you following us? You aren't drunk..."

"Because I want to see-"

"I knew you wanted to see the princess!"

"No, I want to see you guys get your faces knocked in..."

"Nah! They will probably invite us in!"

"....."

"Don't you think so?"

"No."

"Hmph! You are always a pessimist!"

"Hn."

"Alright, guys, we just gotta climb up these vines here and we will have a full view, from above!"

"Lesh go!" Wufei said. All of them started to climb up, but they were very wobbly and Heero and Duo weren't sure if they wanted to climb up with such wobbly people.

"Noin, 'ere I come!" Zechs said.

"Quiet, or they will hear!" Duo hissed.

Meanwhile in the Girls' "water"...

"Hmm, what was that?" Dorothy asked.

"Probably just another goddamn bird!" Catherine yelled. "Like 8 have tried to poop in my hair!"

"I thought the birds were pretty..." Relena said.

"Well, you didn't have one poop on you!" Hilde said. "Look, it pooped in my HAIR!"

"Birds don't talk..." Sally said.

"Yeah, the parrots that Quatre has around here do..." Relena said.

"Oh."

"The boys can't get in here if that's what you were saying... Quatre won't let them near the place! He says that it's for our own privacy." Dorothy said.

"Dorothy, stop drooling..." Catherine said.

"....."

Above, with the Boys...

"Oh, yeah! Full view!" Duo whispered. Heero was trying not to look, because he didn't want to get his head bashed in. He had no gun, since he left it behind, afraid that he would shoot someone, and he didn't want to kill anyone right now.

"Duo, if Hilde finds out, you are going to be killed." Heero said.

"Nah, why would you kill me?"

"SHE would kill you..."

"Oh." Just then, Wufei whistled, like one of those wolfs you see on cartoons.

"What was that?" they heard the girls say.

"Just those birds, probably." Relena said.

"Lesh go down." Trowa said. "I wanna shee some tities."

"No, me firsht." The rest of the drunkards said.

"No, me!"

"ME!"

"ME!"

"ME!"

"ME!"

"YOU!"

"NO, YOU!"

"NO-AHH!" Wufei had been moving around and the vines and branches under him gave way, causing him to fall to the waters below...

A/N: DUN, DUN, DUN!!! What will happen to Wufei? Will the others be caught? Will Heero get to see them get their heads smashed in? ...Or will he have his turn too? Tune in next time! Please R/R!!!