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A/N: Just a continuation of my favorite fic so far... Please review... and I'll write more...

Chaos at Quatre's

Chapter 11: Duo's Very, Very Bad ::hic:: Trick: PART 2

"AHHHH!" Sally screamed as something landed on top of her. The hair was unmistakably Wufei's, but she was wondering something else... "WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD RIGHT ON THEM?!"

"Wanna screw..." Wufei slurred and then went unconscious. Not long after this, Trowa and Quatre fell into the middle of the spring.

"Hey, Dorothy lemme bang you up!" Quatre said. Dorothy fainted.

"Trowa, what the HELL are you doing here?!" Catherine demanded.

"I wanna shee some tities..." Trowa said.

"PERVERTS!" Noin yelled. Just then, Zechs fell... Ouch, they have to be sore. "Zechs, no sex!"

"That rhymes!" Zechs said and fainted. Trowa and Quatre were sleeping in the middle of the pond, whispering "Tities."

"Duo, just jump down..." Hilde said.

"YEE-HAW!"

"Heero..." Relena said.

No response.

"HEEEEEEEROOOOO!"

"AHH!" Heero fell and landed on top of the pile of unconscious Gundam pilots in the middle of the spring. "I swear, it was all Duo's idea."

"I kinda figured that from the beginning." Noin said.

"Yeah, Wufei wouldn't want what he was saying..." Sally said. "Though I would..." They all looked at her. "Never mind..."

"Heero and Duo, please turn around while we get dressed." Relena said. They seemed like they were in a daze. Hilde and Relena had accidentally stood up from shock. "YOU PERVERTS!!" Hilde and Relena quickly put a towel around themselves. Relena threw a brush and it hit Duo in the head.

"Hey!" Duo said.

"NO SEX TONIGHT!" Hilde yelled.

"......" Duo looked like he was going to cry. Hilde couldn't take it.

"Okay, but no whipped cream like we were planning!" Hilde said. Duo smiled, at least it is better than nothing!

"Heero...IS THAT YOUR GUN?!" Relena yelled and pointed to his pants.

"Yeah." Heero said.

"Oh."

"So...uh...what do we do with them?" Sally asked, pointing to the knocked out guys.

"I have the perfect idea!" Dorothy said.

"MAKE UP FUN!" they all screamed. Heero, yes, that's right, HEERO burst out laughing.

"Well, what about those two...?" Catherine asked.

"Hmm..." Hilde said.

"Please, don't do that to me..." Heero said.

"Hmph!" Relena said.

"I'll marry you!" Heero said. Relena smiled.

"REALLY!?"

"No...I'm too young and innocent."

"INNOCENT MY ASS!!" Relena yelled.

"Okay, okay, I'll give you a nice romantic candle light dinner!"

"Deal."

"Uh, Hilde-baby, I'll give you some good lovin'!"

"Not gonna work..." Hilde said. Duo whimpered...

A/N: Next chapter: The Makeover! Who will get the purple lipstick?! Tune in next time to find out! Please R/R!! No flames... Thanks! ^_^ Sorry for the shortness of this fic...