ICECREAM MADNESS!!!
by luvmydogz
this is my idea for an actual Zim episode!! ENJOY!!...no seriously...enjoy...you are not allowed to dislike my story.....or I will REIGN DOOM UPON YOUR VERY SOUL!! With that in mind, READ!
*show opens with GIR sitting on the couch staring at the wall. Suddenly, he jumps onto the floor and starts spinning around on his head screaming. Zim walks in*
Zim: GIR! What are you DOing?
GIR: I'm spinning around on my head. It's fun.
Zim: We don't have time for this "fun", GIR, we have to DESTROY THE EARTH!
GIR: *stops spinning* Hooray!! LETS SQUARE DANCE WITH A PLATYPUS!!
Zim: Maybe later, GIR, for now, we have work to do!
GIR: PLATYPUS!!
*Suddenly, the sound of an icecream truck is heard outside the house. There is a voice over the loudspeaker*
Icecream Guy: who wants icecream? I know you're in there! come out!!......I need money.....
Zim: *jumps behind the couch* GIR, quickly, HIDE! It must be the government! They found my base!! but HOW? it must have been that DISGUSTING Dib. DAMN HIM! *shakes his fist in the air* GIR, GET OVER HERE!! GIR?
*Zim looks to see that GIR is no where to be found, and the door is hanging wide open. From outside, he hears GIR's voice*
GIR: ICECREAM!!!
Zim: GIR, NOOOO!! YOU'LL COMPROMISE THE MISSION!! COME BACK!! GIR!
*Zim sneaks up to the door to see GIR standing at the icecream truck, and being handed icecream.*
Zim: GIR, get back in here! NOW!
GIR: YES, MY MASTER. *GIR runs back into the house and Zim slams the door.*
Icecream guy: Hey! You forgot to pay me!!
*Zim opens up the door and throws a rock at the icecream guy*
Zim: BE GONE, GOVERNMENT SPY! YOU DONT FOOL ME!! BE GONE!!
GIR: my rock....
*Zim slams the door shut*
Icecream guy: I get that a lot........
*The rock Zim threw lands in the gas pipe at the back of the truck. When the icecream guy starts the truck again, it explodes.*
Icecream guy: *crawls out of the burning wreck* damn.
Some random little kid on the street: HA HA! ( you know, like the kid from the simpsons!)
Icecream guy: WHY?????
*Back in the house*
Zim: GIR, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? THE WHOLE MISSION COULD HAVE BEEN LOST!! GIR? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??
GIR: mmmmmm, I LOVE ICECREAM!
Zim: GIR, FORGET ABOUT THE ICECREAM!!
GIR: forget about the icecream? but...i love the icecream!! the icecream is my LIFE! i NEED the icecream!! i can't forget the icecream!! ICECREAM!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!
*GIR gets hysterical and starts running around the house screaming*
Zim: Okay GIR, you don't have to forget about the icecream. Just stop that infernal SCREAMING!
GIR: *immediately stops running* OKAY!! *he continues to eat his icecream.*
Zim: What is this "icecream" anyway?
GIR: ITS GOOD! HERE, TRY SOME!!
*GIR SHOVES THE ICECREAM CONE INTO ZIM'S MOUTH*
*THE ICECREAM HITS ZIM'S TEETH AND HE GETS THAT BIG OUCHIE FEELING YOU GET WHEN ICECREAM HITS YOUR TEETH*
Zim: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *HE RUNS AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING*
GIR: I told you it was good.....*RUNS OVER TO ZIM, TAKES BACK THE ICECREAM, AND CONTINUES EATING IT*
Zim: GIR, THAT WAS HORRIBLE!! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!
GIR: OKAY! *all of a sudden GIR starts wobbling back and forth* WOAH!
Zim: GIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
GIR: IVE GOT BRAIN FREEZE!!
Zim: Brain Freeze? What is this "Brain Freeze"?
GIR: WELL ITS....*GIR passes out on the floor*
Zim: Oh well, I shall have to consult my computer!!
*Zim runs over to the toilet to go down to the computer, but on the way runs into the wall and falls. He gets up, makes sure no one was looking, and continues over to the toilet, and then makes his way down to the computer"
Zim: computer! What is this "Brain Freeze"?
Computer: Brain Freeze? Well....uh.....its when.....uh....you eat too much....... uh......icecream....and...uh....your brain freezes.
Zim: Incredible!! I never knew "icecream" had so much power!! If I feed this "icecream to all the people of earth, then their brains will freeze, and....
Computer: You can take over the world!!
Zim: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! QUIET!!
Computer: ...sorry...
Zim: as I was saying...I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
Computer: Why are you so amazing?
Zim: QUIET!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO DISMANTLE YOU?
Computer: ..no....
Zim: good....WHY AM I SO AMAZING?!?! I must get to work immediately!!
*Zim runs off to go get started*
Computer: stupid alien.....
Zim: WHAT?
Computer: nothing.
okay..and thats the first chapter!! what kind of DOOM will Zim reign upon the human population?!? You will just have to wait till next time to find out!!! now BE GONE!
by luvmydogz
this is my idea for an actual Zim episode!! ENJOY!!...no seriously...enjoy...you are not allowed to dislike my story.....or I will REIGN DOOM UPON YOUR VERY SOUL!! With that in mind, READ!
*show opens with GIR sitting on the couch staring at the wall. Suddenly, he jumps onto the floor and starts spinning around on his head screaming. Zim walks in*
Zim: GIR! What are you DOing?
GIR: I'm spinning around on my head. It's fun.
Zim: We don't have time for this "fun", GIR, we have to DESTROY THE EARTH!
GIR: *stops spinning* Hooray!! LETS SQUARE DANCE WITH A PLATYPUS!!
Zim: Maybe later, GIR, for now, we have work to do!
GIR: PLATYPUS!!
*Suddenly, the sound of an icecream truck is heard outside the house. There is a voice over the loudspeaker*
Icecream Guy: who wants icecream? I know you're in there! come out!!......I need money.....
Zim: *jumps behind the couch* GIR, quickly, HIDE! It must be the government! They found my base!! but HOW? it must have been that DISGUSTING Dib. DAMN HIM! *shakes his fist in the air* GIR, GET OVER HERE!! GIR?
*Zim looks to see that GIR is no where to be found, and the door is hanging wide open. From outside, he hears GIR's voice*
GIR: ICECREAM!!!
Zim: GIR, NOOOO!! YOU'LL COMPROMISE THE MISSION!! COME BACK!! GIR!
*Zim sneaks up to the door to see GIR standing at the icecream truck, and being handed icecream.*
Zim: GIR, get back in here! NOW!
GIR: YES, MY MASTER. *GIR runs back into the house and Zim slams the door.*
Icecream guy: Hey! You forgot to pay me!!
*Zim opens up the door and throws a rock at the icecream guy*
Zim: BE GONE, GOVERNMENT SPY! YOU DONT FOOL ME!! BE GONE!!
GIR: my rock....
*Zim slams the door shut*
Icecream guy: I get that a lot........
*The rock Zim threw lands in the gas pipe at the back of the truck. When the icecream guy starts the truck again, it explodes.*
Icecream guy: *crawls out of the burning wreck* damn.
Some random little kid on the street: HA HA! ( you know, like the kid from the simpsons!)
Icecream guy: WHY?????
*Back in the house*
Zim: GIR, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? THE WHOLE MISSION COULD HAVE BEEN LOST!! GIR? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??
GIR: mmmmmm, I LOVE ICECREAM!
Zim: GIR, FORGET ABOUT THE ICECREAM!!
GIR: forget about the icecream? but...i love the icecream!! the icecream is my LIFE! i NEED the icecream!! i can't forget the icecream!! ICECREAM!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!
*GIR gets hysterical and starts running around the house screaming*
Zim: Okay GIR, you don't have to forget about the icecream. Just stop that infernal SCREAMING!
GIR: *immediately stops running* OKAY!! *he continues to eat his icecream.*
Zim: What is this "icecream" anyway?
GIR: ITS GOOD! HERE, TRY SOME!!
*GIR SHOVES THE ICECREAM CONE INTO ZIM'S MOUTH*
*THE ICECREAM HITS ZIM'S TEETH AND HE GETS THAT BIG OUCHIE FEELING YOU GET WHEN ICECREAM HITS YOUR TEETH*
Zim: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *HE RUNS AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING*
GIR: I told you it was good.....*RUNS OVER TO ZIM, TAKES BACK THE ICECREAM, AND CONTINUES EATING IT*
Zim: GIR, THAT WAS HORRIBLE!! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!
GIR: OKAY! *all of a sudden GIR starts wobbling back and forth* WOAH!
Zim: GIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
GIR: IVE GOT BRAIN FREEZE!!
Zim: Brain Freeze? What is this "Brain Freeze"?
GIR: WELL ITS....*GIR passes out on the floor*
Zim: Oh well, I shall have to consult my computer!!
*Zim runs over to the toilet to go down to the computer, but on the way runs into the wall and falls. He gets up, makes sure no one was looking, and continues over to the toilet, and then makes his way down to the computer"
Zim: computer! What is this "Brain Freeze"?
Computer: Brain Freeze? Well....uh.....its when.....uh....you eat too much....... uh......icecream....and...uh....your brain freezes.
Zim: Incredible!! I never knew "icecream" had so much power!! If I feed this "icecream to all the people of earth, then their brains will freeze, and....
Computer: You can take over the world!!
Zim: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! QUIET!!
Computer: ...sorry...
Zim: as I was saying...I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
Computer: Why are you so amazing?
Zim: QUIET!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO DISMANTLE YOU?
Computer: ..no....
Zim: good....WHY AM I SO AMAZING?!?! I must get to work immediately!!
*Zim runs off to go get started*
Computer: stupid alien.....
Zim: WHAT?
Computer: nothing.
okay..and thats the first chapter!! what kind of DOOM will Zim reign upon the human population?!? You will just have to wait till next time to find out!!! now BE GONE!
