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*****Note: Thanks to all that have written stories like this. It gave me a muse to make my own. In this story I state that Harry Potter is evil. I don't necessarily think he is, I love the books. When I was writing, it just came out that way, so Harry Potter fans, just because I say he's evil, doesn't mean you should give me bad reviews. Flames make me feel bad, especially when someone considers me a bad writer because of the disclaimer. I know I can be much better people, but please, if you are going to criticize me, then make it constructive, and not mean. It makes me feel bad, and I know I'm not the only one. I'm writing this for my own enjoyment, and I hope for some others.***** But on a lighter note; here's the story.

Jennifer, Debbie and Shannon stood outside in the cold as the line of moviegoers slowly began to get smaller. "I can't believe that we had to come all the way here to watch the damn movie." Shannon complained.

"Don't worry, it's worth it."

"Of course you'd say that you already saw it."

"Why is this line so long anyways?" Debbie asked.

"Because they are here to see The Lord of The Rings."

"You know Jen," said Shannon. "Its not all about that movie."

"Yes it is."

"Yeah," Debbie agreed with Shannon. "Maybe they are here to see Harry Potter."

This immediately filled Jen with rage. "NO! HARRY POTTER IS EVIL! YOU HERE ME! EVVVVIIILLL!" She then clutched her bag (that she only had on occasion, and it was quite heavy, to the wonder of her friends) that held a rather large amount of pixie sticks and snow caps. On account of the theater didn't have her beloved pixie sticks and the snow caps were $3 a box. She looked down and began to say something to herself under her breath. "Why did we bring her again?" Asked Debbie.

"Well, she is our friend. And she read the book, so if we don't get something, she can tell us." Shannon stated.

"Oh yeah." Just then, a bunch of little kids got in line behind them and were chattering away. Quite annoyingly. "I can't wait to watch the movie!" added one boy.

"I know," added the other, "Tommy told me it was cool. He said 'Especially when the black guys chase after the little people." Jen looked up with a look of annoyance and a frown on her face. Shannon began shaking her head and said kept repeating no. Jen didn't listen of course; she turned around and looked down at the kids. They were still taking. "I think its gonna be stupid. I mean the elves are not even short. They are really tall." This was clearly the end of the line to Jen.

"The 'black people' are Wringraiths, the 'little people' are Hobbits. And the elves are one of the coolest people you will ever see." The kids looked up at her and stuck their tongues out at her.

"I would rather watch Harry Potter."

"NO!" Jen cried. "He's EVIL!" That sudden outburst made the kids step back and look at her in a bit of fear. Shannon grabbed her best friends arm, turned her around and walked through the doors of the movie theater. Debbie began laughing so hard that her face became red. They walked up to the desk where they sold the tickets. "One adult please." They each said. They got their tickets, bought drinks and stood waiting for the previous showing to end. Jen was just about jumping around, anxious to watch the movie for a second time, while Debbie and Shannon pretended to not notice. Then the line of people began to move. "Jen." Said Shannon.

"Yeah?"

"I hope you don't mind, but we're gonna use you as a barricade."

"Hey wait!" But before she could protest anymore, the large group of people began to move. People pushed and shoved a little. The faster you got in the better the seat. The three friends were at the front, so they got in the theater quite quickly. They chose seats close, but not too close. "Just perfect." Jen said as she sat down. Shannon rolled her eyes. Jen put her bag on her lap and began rummaging through it. "What the hell do you have in there anyway?" asked Debbie.

"Oh just the bear necessities." Jen informed. She pulled out the pixie sticks and snow caps. Following this, she pulled out two books, The Two Towers and The Official Lord of the Rings Movie Guide.

"Oh please. What did you bring those for?" Shannon said.

"You know she never goes anywhere without them. Just be glad she didn't bring the Frodo toy with her." Debbie replied.

"Damn it!" Jen exclaimed as she looked in her bag. "I knew I forgot something! And it's an action figure!"

"Fine. An action figure." Debbie gave her a weird look as she sat down. Shannon looked at her watch. Fifteen minutes until it started. Debbie looked around for cute guys and Jen was immersed in the movie guide, looking going back and fourth, Legolas to Frodo, Legolas to Frodo. Shannon sighed and joined in Debbie's search. Then, the lights went out and the previews started. Jen offered the other two pixie sticks. They took some. After all, Thought Jen, Who could resist pixie, sticks? The previews seemed endless to Jen, but the same to the others. The movie started and as they watched, Frodo came on to the screen. All three sighed and smiled. The movie went on and the two that were seeing it for the first time were enjoying it. Jen looked at the screen with wide eyes and a happy grin. Not just because of the movie, the pixie sticks and the snow caps that she had began to eat were kicking in. Then the scene with the black riders came on. The sound of their screaming filled the air. It was pretty loud. The girls were surprised that the speakers didn't blow. Just then as Debbie leaned over to comment on something, her vision blurred and the sound became louder. Then all went black. She felt a hard thump, the loud screaming was gone, and it was replaced by the sounds of birds. She opened her eyes and looked around. Trees were all around her. "Urgh! Ouch!" Shannon propped herself up on her elbows next to Debbie. They looked at each other and screamed. "Your ears!"

"Your clothes!"

"Where are WE?!?!"

"Keep it down will you!" Jen's voice threatened. They stood up and looked around themselves, but didn't see Jen. Shannon looked a Debbie and jumped. "You grew!" she cried.

"I said shut up!" said Jen's voice again. Then they looked down and found a rather smaller version of their best friend. She looked up and seemed a little surprised.

"Jen?" Shannon said more calmly.

"What?"

"What did you put in those pixie sticks?"

"Nothing."

"Then since you are so calm about this. May I ask where we are?"

"We're in Middle Earth."

"Uh huh. And why?"

"I don't know."

"You are a Hobbit?"

"Yuppers. All the classic signs, big hairy feet," She pointed down, "And the fact that you are taller than me would be a big given."

"And what would we be?"

"Well, Debbie is an Elf, and you would be some sort of Wizard. See you are clothes in nothing but a pale blue."

"I don't know about the rest of you, but this is kinda freaking me out. I mean, this is a movie and a book, not real life, and this is really really…" she started to look scared.

"Oh cool it Deb." Jen said.

"I'm an ELF!!"

"I know. And?"

"Doesn't this just scare you just a tiny bit?"

"Not really."

"Jen, now is not the time to be…"

"Debbie it's not that bad."

"I'm an Elf! You're a HOBBIT! And Shannon is a WIZARD! And you're telling me this isn't bad."

"Debbie you're spazzing."

"I'm not spazzing."

"Yes you are."

"Stop it!" Yelled Shannon. "Since Jen knows most about this book and stuff, then she will figure out something." They both looked down at her.

"Hold on a sec, I can only do so much." She stood there a bit. Then Debbie heard something.

"Hey, what's that?" she stood there listening. "I think its water. Like someone paddling. And they are talking."

"Hmm…" Jen pondered. Then she jumped up and ran down to the bank of a river. Then quickly came back. "I know where we are!" she said happily. "This is the part where the fellowship just came from Lorien and are going down the river on the boats that Galadriel gave them!" Her face lit up at this discovery.

"Okay, now what do we do?" Shannon asked.

"How should I know?" Shannon rolled her eyes and sat down on the ground with a thump. "Hey! My bag!" Jen picked up her now large bag that she took with her to the movie. She put it on and began to think again. Debbie was still listening and then quietly said, "They must have gotten on land." She listened some more.

"I know." Jen said.

"What?" Shannon asked.

"We can go up to them and say that Elrond sent us to help."

"Do you think that will work?"

"It's a good possibility."

"Well, there is nothing better to do I guess." They all got up and walked over with Jen in the lead. They figured that she could do all the explaining. The Fellowship had pulled the boats up and began settling down to rest. It was dusk to the surprise of the three girls. Jen walked around quite boldly, with her two friends reluctantly lagging behind. Her hobbit feet were quiet, along with the elven feet of Debbie, but Shannon's weren't, she stepped on a twig. Jen cringed, Debbie flinched, and the Fellowship looked up. Legolas took a quiver to his bow as the rest unsheathed swords and axe. Jen, Debbie, and Shannon stopped. "Who's there?" said the voice of Legolas. Jen nearly jumped with joy at the sound. They then resumed walking. "Don't shoot." Informed Jen. "We are friends here to help." They entered the settlement that they were preparing. The men looked surprised at the entrance of the three females.

"What are your names?" asked Aragorn, "And why are you here to help us?"

"I am Jennifer of umm…" Jen thought for a moment. The Fellowship looked at her. Debbie pushed her to say something. "I am Jennifer daughter of Nancy and dweller of Bradford." She sighed. Not bad. "This is Debbie daughter of Bonnie also dweller of Bradford. And this is Shannon the Blue, daughter of Sue and well you get the idea, we're all from the same place."

"I have never heard of an elf named Debbie," said Legolas.

"And I have never heard of a place called Bradford." Added Aragorn.

"Well, Bradford is from over the sea. Yea the sea! And it's apart of a great land called The States." Jen was quite happy with this accomplishment. "We have traveled far and wide to help you destroy the ring. Elrond and Gandalf had sent for us, but we were kind of held back, so we couldn't make it until now."

"You mean that there are hobbits from another land?" asked Frodo. Jen looked over at him and smiled. He was so cute!

"Yuppers!"

"Yuppers?" asked Aragorn.

"Uh yeah. That's part of our speech." Shannon put in. Looking at Legolas, not Aragorn.

"Why were you held back?" asked Gimli, still surprised at their entrance.

"Well," Jen thought. "We got caught by Orcs, but we got away and came here as fast as we could."

"You know Gadalf isn't here any longer."

"Of course we do. Shannon knew."

Shannon bent down to whisper. "I did?"

"Yes. You did."

"Shannon the Blue? Never knew a female could be a Wizard."

"She was a lucky one. She is Gandalf's apprentice." The Fellowship put their weapons away. Surprisingly happy with the explaination.

"Now tell us more of this land." Legolas said, "What did you call it again? Ah yes, The States."

I hope this was good. This is the result of procrastinating homework and just being kinda bored, and yes, I had sugar. Thanks for reading and tell me what you think of my first fanfic so far.

Narrator: What could possibly happen? Is Debbie really spazzing? Does Jen have the hots for Frodo? Why is Shannon angry?

On The Next episode, the Fellowship discovers CD's, pixie sticks and the fact that Jen says Thingy and Yuppers way too many times! Stay tuned for the next episode of Umm… This Story! Next Episode Title: Magic Music Maker Thingy Ma Jig? Pixie Sticks Thingys? (Insert theme song here)