"Hmm." Jen thought as she propped her head upon her small hobbit hands.
"Where to start." She looked over at the Fellowship. She couldn't believe
that she was here.
"How about where you live?" asked Frodo. "What are your homes like?" She looked over at him and smiled sweetly.
"Well, us Hobbits of The States live in the same houses as Wizards and Elves."
"Are there Dwarfs in this place?" asked Gimli. Jen, Shannon and Debbie thought for a moment and a picture of their brothers popped into their heads. "Yes," they said together.
"Why have you been sent to help us?" asked Aragorn.
"Because the evilness of Saruman spread to our land."
"You sure talk differently."
"Yuppers."
"Jen." Shannon said.
"Yeah?"
"Will you please stop it with the Yuppers?"
"Yup…Sure." She smiled. Jen looked over at Debbie, who was apparently not paying any attention to their conversation. She was looking across the fire at Legolas. Jen elbowed her.
"What?" Debbie said, half conscious of her friend.
"Your gonna drool of you aren't careful." Debbie blushed. She moved and accidentally leaned on Jen's bag. In a moment a sound emitted from it and they all jumped.
"What's that!" Yelled Sam.
"Oh Opps!" Jen picked up her bag and rummaged through it. Pulling out her CD player that she had for the ride to the movies. The Fellowship looked at her oddly. "This is an umm…" Gimli grabbed his axe and ran over to her. "No!" She yelled. "Its Shannon's magic Music Maker Thingy Ma Jig! Don't touch! Its ok!"
"Magic Music Maker Thingy Ma Jig?!" The Fellowship said in unison and confusion.
"Yeah." Agreed Shannon. "It makes it's own music. See?" She pushed the button and the sound got loud enough for the people to hear. The current CD playing was Gorrilaz. They listened for a moment. Legolas gave a weird sort of face of disgust. "That isn't music."
"Well," Jen pondered, "Its special music. It makes Orcs run away or come to you. Depending on the Orc of course."
"How does it work?"
"Yeah Jen." Shannon said completely interested. "How?"
"It works like this." She began, trying to sound oh so smart and scientific, "You push this button. Then the music is emitted from the Music Head Bandy Thingy. You can turn it up or down." She pointed to more buttons. The men got closer to see. "Then when the Music Wave Thingys go out and either attract or repel them." A clueless look. "They either come to it or run in terror." They nodded their heads. "There are different songs. According to the predicament you are in." she pushed other buttons and the tracks changed. "These are called…Music Track Thingys." Shannon grabbed Jen's shoulder.
"Excuse us for a moment please." She handed the object to Debbie.
"What's wrong?" Jen asked looking up. "They seem like they are being satisfied."
"It's great Jen. Really. But what's with using the word Thingy?"
"What? It's a fun word. Thingy." She smiled. "Come on say it with me."
"I don't want to."
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Oh come one time. Please?" She gave a putting look.
"Fine. Thingy." She smiled in spite of herself.
"Good girl." Jen teased. Shannon pushed her a little. They then returned to the circle.
"Is this all the music you have?" asked Pippin.
"Nopers." Said Jen. She went back to her bag and grabbed her CD case. Began to unzip it and…
"What's that?" asked Merry. Looking at the zipper.
"This is a invention by me." Debbie said. "It's a Zipper Thingy." Merry played with it for a moment. Then Jen pulled out a CD and changed it.
"Now, these are called Music in a Disc Thingys. Or as I like to say MIADT," Jen returned to her lecture. "These hold a certain amount of music for a certain purpose. Here lets try this one shall we?" She opened the CD player, followed by a gasp from the men, and put a different one in. A rather nice song began to play. A flute was audible.
"Hey, that's nice." Frodo commented.
"Of course it is." Jen replied. "It's a specific song for us Hobbits to enjoy. It's the Hobbit Song." Debbie bent down low.
"Jen, what exactly did you put in there?" The hobbits held the earphones to their ears and listened cheerfully.
"It's the Lord of the Rings soundtrack. What? You think that I would put something in there that my dear Frodo wouldn't enjoy?" Debbie rolled her eyes and stood up again. "So you see, there are many MIADT's for different reasons. Most to enjoy of course."
"How do you capture the voices and instruments in here?" inquired Pippin.
"Umm…" Jen thought. "That's kind of secret. So secret that I don't know."
"Why are you telling us about these?" asked Boromir. "Shouldn't the Wizard that made it be the one to tell us?"
"Well, to be totally honest," Jen said, "I happen to be the brains of this operation." Shannon glared at her.
"Hey shortie! You know that I can kick you like a football if I wanted to." She threatened.
"What's a football?" asked Sam.
"Its not that important." Debbie said, "Lets not get into it now."
"Hey. What else do you have in here?" Pippin began to go through her bag.
"Don't!" Jen grabbed it from him, but not before he got to her pixie sticks. "No, no, no." she managed to get them away from the nosy little hobbit.
"Can you tell us about those?"
"The are Pixie Stick Thingys." She informed. "They are very good for us, but bad for Orcs."
"You sure have a lot of Thingys for Orcs."
"Yeah, well Orc hunting happens to be a favorite pastime of mine." They looked at her oddly. You would to, if a hobbit informed you that it enjoyed hunting down and killing Orcs just for pure enjoyment.
"Since they are good for us," said Merry. "Then can I have one?" Jen thought for a moment. Hobbits on a sugar rush. Not good. But, Frodo looks like he wants one, and what Frodo wants, Frodo gets. And if I'm correct, because hobbits are smaller than humans, then they will be more hyper. Oh well, first time for everything. "All righty. I have cherry, lime, lemon, and blueberry."
Well, what could possibly happen? Is there an actual blueberry flavor? I can't remember, but it sounds good. Hope you are enjoying this. Bye for now.
"How about where you live?" asked Frodo. "What are your homes like?" She looked over at him and smiled sweetly.
"Well, us Hobbits of The States live in the same houses as Wizards and Elves."
"Are there Dwarfs in this place?" asked Gimli. Jen, Shannon and Debbie thought for a moment and a picture of their brothers popped into their heads. "Yes," they said together.
"Why have you been sent to help us?" asked Aragorn.
"Because the evilness of Saruman spread to our land."
"You sure talk differently."
"Yuppers."
"Jen." Shannon said.
"Yeah?"
"Will you please stop it with the Yuppers?"
"Yup…Sure." She smiled. Jen looked over at Debbie, who was apparently not paying any attention to their conversation. She was looking across the fire at Legolas. Jen elbowed her.
"What?" Debbie said, half conscious of her friend.
"Your gonna drool of you aren't careful." Debbie blushed. She moved and accidentally leaned on Jen's bag. In a moment a sound emitted from it and they all jumped.
"What's that!" Yelled Sam.
"Oh Opps!" Jen picked up her bag and rummaged through it. Pulling out her CD player that she had for the ride to the movies. The Fellowship looked at her oddly. "This is an umm…" Gimli grabbed his axe and ran over to her. "No!" She yelled. "Its Shannon's magic Music Maker Thingy Ma Jig! Don't touch! Its ok!"
"Magic Music Maker Thingy Ma Jig?!" The Fellowship said in unison and confusion.
"Yeah." Agreed Shannon. "It makes it's own music. See?" She pushed the button and the sound got loud enough for the people to hear. The current CD playing was Gorrilaz. They listened for a moment. Legolas gave a weird sort of face of disgust. "That isn't music."
"Well," Jen pondered, "Its special music. It makes Orcs run away or come to you. Depending on the Orc of course."
"How does it work?"
"Yeah Jen." Shannon said completely interested. "How?"
"It works like this." She began, trying to sound oh so smart and scientific, "You push this button. Then the music is emitted from the Music Head Bandy Thingy. You can turn it up or down." She pointed to more buttons. The men got closer to see. "Then when the Music Wave Thingys go out and either attract or repel them." A clueless look. "They either come to it or run in terror." They nodded their heads. "There are different songs. According to the predicament you are in." she pushed other buttons and the tracks changed. "These are called…Music Track Thingys." Shannon grabbed Jen's shoulder.
"Excuse us for a moment please." She handed the object to Debbie.
"What's wrong?" Jen asked looking up. "They seem like they are being satisfied."
"It's great Jen. Really. But what's with using the word Thingy?"
"What? It's a fun word. Thingy." She smiled. "Come on say it with me."
"I don't want to."
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Oh come one time. Please?" She gave a putting look.
"Fine. Thingy." She smiled in spite of herself.
"Good girl." Jen teased. Shannon pushed her a little. They then returned to the circle.
"Is this all the music you have?" asked Pippin.
"Nopers." Said Jen. She went back to her bag and grabbed her CD case. Began to unzip it and…
"What's that?" asked Merry. Looking at the zipper.
"This is a invention by me." Debbie said. "It's a Zipper Thingy." Merry played with it for a moment. Then Jen pulled out a CD and changed it.
"Now, these are called Music in a Disc Thingys. Or as I like to say MIADT," Jen returned to her lecture. "These hold a certain amount of music for a certain purpose. Here lets try this one shall we?" She opened the CD player, followed by a gasp from the men, and put a different one in. A rather nice song began to play. A flute was audible.
"Hey, that's nice." Frodo commented.
"Of course it is." Jen replied. "It's a specific song for us Hobbits to enjoy. It's the Hobbit Song." Debbie bent down low.
"Jen, what exactly did you put in there?" The hobbits held the earphones to their ears and listened cheerfully.
"It's the Lord of the Rings soundtrack. What? You think that I would put something in there that my dear Frodo wouldn't enjoy?" Debbie rolled her eyes and stood up again. "So you see, there are many MIADT's for different reasons. Most to enjoy of course."
"How do you capture the voices and instruments in here?" inquired Pippin.
"Umm…" Jen thought. "That's kind of secret. So secret that I don't know."
"Why are you telling us about these?" asked Boromir. "Shouldn't the Wizard that made it be the one to tell us?"
"Well, to be totally honest," Jen said, "I happen to be the brains of this operation." Shannon glared at her.
"Hey shortie! You know that I can kick you like a football if I wanted to." She threatened.
"What's a football?" asked Sam.
"Its not that important." Debbie said, "Lets not get into it now."
"Hey. What else do you have in here?" Pippin began to go through her bag.
"Don't!" Jen grabbed it from him, but not before he got to her pixie sticks. "No, no, no." she managed to get them away from the nosy little hobbit.
"Can you tell us about those?"
"The are Pixie Stick Thingys." She informed. "They are very good for us, but bad for Orcs."
"You sure have a lot of Thingys for Orcs."
"Yeah, well Orc hunting happens to be a favorite pastime of mine." They looked at her oddly. You would to, if a hobbit informed you that it enjoyed hunting down and killing Orcs just for pure enjoyment.
"Since they are good for us," said Merry. "Then can I have one?" Jen thought for a moment. Hobbits on a sugar rush. Not good. But, Frodo looks like he wants one, and what Frodo wants, Frodo gets. And if I'm correct, because hobbits are smaller than humans, then they will be more hyper. Oh well, first time for everything. "All righty. I have cherry, lime, lemon, and blueberry."
Well, what could possibly happen? Is there an actual blueberry flavor? I can't remember, but it sounds good. Hope you are enjoying this. Bye for now.
