Yeah!! I don't own of these characters!! *sprays patent "Lawyer-B-
Gone"* Yah, I wrote this one in a class and after I read it, I just laughed
and laughed. Enjoy!! Ja ne, no da!! ^_^ ~*~Sakura Masaki~*~ P.S. Read and
Respond! No flames! If you don't like it, then too bad for you.
The Majin Sickness:
"Has anyone noticed something different about Quatre?" Duo asked, as Quatre ran around the room, knocking things off shelves and laughing evilly. Trowa and Wufei nodded in agreement. Then, a very distraught 01 pilot came running in, tears streaming down his face.
"Heero! What's wrong?!" Duo asked, in surprise.
Heero sobbed, "He Killed Sakura!!"
"Who killed Sakura?!" Duo gasped.
"Who is Sakura?" Trowa asked Wufei, who shrugged. Heero held out a decapitated teddy bear and whimpered, "Q…Q…Quatre k…k…killed S…S…Sakura." Everyone broke out laughing hysterically, and Heero cried, "DON'T LAUGH!!"
Then, Quatre ran in chasing Wufei's cat, Sally, cackling evilly.
"INJUSTICE!!" Wufei shrieked, as Quatre jumped on the table.
"You'll never escape me, baka neko!" Quatre smirked.
Trowa's eyes widened, "Quatre…why is there a 'majin' symbol on your forehead?!"
"Never mind that, infidel! It's none of your concern!" Quatre yelled, as he knocked Trowa over and ran after the cat again.
Trowa's eyes welled up and his bottom lip trembled. Then, he burst into tears,
"MY KOIBITO DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!"
Duo walked around at his three upset comrades and said, determinedly, "I'll talk
To him…"
Duo walked into in the kitchen and minutes later there was a blood curdling scream and Duo roared, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!"
The three pilots ran into the kitchen to find a fuming, SHORT HAIRED
Shinigami strangling Quatre.
"Oh wow… Quatre really crossed the line." Heero said, eyes wide with shock.
Wufei and Trowa nodded, dumbly, too shocked to even speak.
Suddenly, Sally Po ran in and gave Quatre a shot. Quatre's eyes closed and the "M" on his forehead disappeared.
"Get Duo off him." Sally said, as Hilde, Catherine, and Relena ran in. Heero and Wufei dragged Duo off and held the struggling pilot back, as Hilde fanned the unconscious Quatre.
"Sorry guys…we didn't know this would happen…We just wanted to see what he'd be like as a bad guy!" Catherine blushed.
"He killed Sakura!" Heero cried, as Relena hugged him.
"Yeah! And he almost killed my cat!" Wufei yelled.
"He doesn't love me anymore!!" Trowa sobbed uncontrollably.
"HE CUT MY HAIR!! THIS TOOK MY WHOLE LIFE TO GROW!" Duo screamed, as he tried to break away from Wufei and Heero.
Then, Quatre woke up and looked up at Duo, "Whoa! Hey Duo!! When'd ya get the hair cut?!"
"AHHHH!!!" Duo yelled, as he finally broke away and chased the blonde pilot around the house.
"EEP!!" Quatre squeaked, "I'm sorry!! I didn't know it was a touchy subject!!"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
~Fin~
The Majin Sickness:
"Has anyone noticed something different about Quatre?" Duo asked, as Quatre ran around the room, knocking things off shelves and laughing evilly. Trowa and Wufei nodded in agreement. Then, a very distraught 01 pilot came running in, tears streaming down his face.
"Heero! What's wrong?!" Duo asked, in surprise.
Heero sobbed, "He Killed Sakura!!"
"Who killed Sakura?!" Duo gasped.
"Who is Sakura?" Trowa asked Wufei, who shrugged. Heero held out a decapitated teddy bear and whimpered, "Q…Q…Quatre k…k…killed S…S…Sakura." Everyone broke out laughing hysterically, and Heero cried, "DON'T LAUGH!!"
Then, Quatre ran in chasing Wufei's cat, Sally, cackling evilly.
"INJUSTICE!!" Wufei shrieked, as Quatre jumped on the table.
"You'll never escape me, baka neko!" Quatre smirked.
Trowa's eyes widened, "Quatre…why is there a 'majin' symbol on your forehead?!"
"Never mind that, infidel! It's none of your concern!" Quatre yelled, as he knocked Trowa over and ran after the cat again.
Trowa's eyes welled up and his bottom lip trembled. Then, he burst into tears,
"MY KOIBITO DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!"
Duo walked around at his three upset comrades and said, determinedly, "I'll talk
To him…"
Duo walked into in the kitchen and minutes later there was a blood curdling scream and Duo roared, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!"
The three pilots ran into the kitchen to find a fuming, SHORT HAIRED
Shinigami strangling Quatre.
"Oh wow… Quatre really crossed the line." Heero said, eyes wide with shock.
Wufei and Trowa nodded, dumbly, too shocked to even speak.
Suddenly, Sally Po ran in and gave Quatre a shot. Quatre's eyes closed and the "M" on his forehead disappeared.
"Get Duo off him." Sally said, as Hilde, Catherine, and Relena ran in. Heero and Wufei dragged Duo off and held the struggling pilot back, as Hilde fanned the unconscious Quatre.
"Sorry guys…we didn't know this would happen…We just wanted to see what he'd be like as a bad guy!" Catherine blushed.
"He killed Sakura!" Heero cried, as Relena hugged him.
"Yeah! And he almost killed my cat!" Wufei yelled.
"He doesn't love me anymore!!" Trowa sobbed uncontrollably.
"HE CUT MY HAIR!! THIS TOOK MY WHOLE LIFE TO GROW!" Duo screamed, as he tried to break away from Wufei and Heero.
Then, Quatre woke up and looked up at Duo, "Whoa! Hey Duo!! When'd ya get the hair cut?!"
"AHHHH!!!" Duo yelled, as he finally broke away and chased the blonde pilot around the house.
"EEP!!" Quatre squeaked, "I'm sorry!! I didn't know it was a touchy subject!!"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
~Fin~
