Disclaimer: AS much as I'd like to, I don't own em. Other than my self. Shannon and Debbie own themselves.



Jen handed out the pixie sticks to the waiting hobbit hands. "Would you like one Legolas?" Debbie asked looking at him, batting her eyes. He gave her an odd look.

"Um, no thanks."

"Ok. Anyone else." The others shook their heads no. The hobbits began to eat them. The sweet sugar hit their tongues. Pure delight was written on their faces.

"Hey!" Yelled Pippin.

"What?" Asked Shannon, looking down at the hyper hobbit.

"CanIhavesomemore? Iwantsomemore! PLEASE! Prettyprettyplease?"

"Get off of me!" He was pulling down on her cloak. "Jen get him off!" Jen grabbed him and proceeded to pry the little hobbit hands from her friend. Pippin was still jumping up and down. Still asking for more. Merry joined in, but as for Frodo and Sam, well, they just looked high. The girls and the rest of the Fellowship looked at them funny.

"IwantsomeMORE!" cried Merry.

"NO damnit! You've had enough." Replied Jen. Fending him and Pippin off with a stick. Pippin ran over to Debbie, "Hiprettyelf! Howareyou? Ilikeyou! You'repretty! Willyoumarryme? Iwillmakeagoodhusband,Icancookandcleanandwell,we'dhavetoworkoutthewholebedth ing,butwe'llmakeitworkmylove!"

"Oh god!" Debbie said looking down at the lovesick hobbit. "Jen do me a favor and get him off of me." But, to her dismay, Jen wasn't paying attention. She was sitting next to Frodo.

"Do you like them?" she asked, getting closer every second.

"Yes I do. Can I have another one?"

"Umm…" She wanted to give him another one. She really did, but that meant giving the already hyper Merry and Pippin one. "Not right now, maybe later ok?"

"Ok sure thing." She smiled at him. He returned her smile, not sure why she was so close to him.

"Hey," said Debbie, "I think we should go to sleep." Most of them agreed, however…

"I'mnottired! NeitherisMerry! Wedon'tneedtosleep!" Pippin said, still next to Debbie.

"Jen!" Shannon yelled. Apparently angry, "Do have something drowsy?"

"Um, as a matter of fact I do."

"Gezze Jen! What's with all this stuff?" Debbie asked.

"I like being prepared." She said as she pulled out a bottle.

"What's that?" Shannon asked.

"Oh its my medication that helped me sleep when I had that nasty ear infection. You know, the Tylenol with codine?"

"Oh yeah, you better half it up, you don't wanna kill them."

"Why the hell not?" asked Debbie. Pippin was now kissing her hands and calling her 'His Precious.'

"Oh Debbie, how sweet. He likes you." Jen teased. She got a pill and split it. Giving a half to Pippin and the other to Merry, who at this point, was trying to fly with the help of the nearest large rock. "Whatsthis? Isitgood?"

"Yeah, its twice as good. Here, have one." Pippin took one and swallowed. Merry did the same.

"How long is this gonna take?" asked Shannon.

"Hmm…I'm not sure. Soon." And with that. Their faces twisted in an odd look.

"H-ey!" said Merry falling from the rock. "T-his –isn-'t makin-g me feeeeel the ----same way!" He stayed where he fell, and soon snoring could be heard.

"Lets make that a very soon." Jen added. Pippin had fallen asleep on Debbie's lap, to her unliking of course.

"What did you give them?" asked Gimli.

"Umm… Just stuff to help him sleep." Said Shannon.

"Oh ok. As long as they stop talking." They all got ready to sleep. And put up watches.

Legolas woke up Debbie. "Mom, it's a Saturday! I don't have to go to school today!" He thought about it for a moment and dismissed it.

"Get up, time for your watch."

"Ok." She got up and sat on a rock, as he lay down to sleep. She looked about with half closed eyes. She counted, two humans, an elf, a wizard, and four hobbits…FOUR! There were supposed to be FIVE! 'Damnit Jen!' she thought. 'Where did you go now?' She got up and began to look for her. She walked down to the river and found her near the river, curled up in her cloak. "What are you doing here?" She asked, realizing she was awake.

"Couldn't sleep."

"Why?"

"Is it just me, or did you also notice that Gimli smells like dead catfish?" Debbie laughed.

"They have been on the river, so I guess they have a reason."

"Yeah, but still," She grimanced. She turned around and began to fall asleep. Debbie walked back up and the night was just about as uneventful as anything she could imagine.

They woke up the next morning to the aroma of cooking. Sam was seen looking over a pot and stirring it. "What's in there?" asked Shannon.

"Rabbit stew."

"Oh poor rabbits." Debbie said sympathetically. And to their surprise, it was pretty good.

"So, what do we do now?" asked Debbie as she washed her face off in the river. The three girls were left alone. Jen looked up.

"Well," she thought, "Frodo goes to Mordor, Pippin and Merry get captured, Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn go looking for them. They find Gandalf, the tree ents go to Isrengard, and they defeat Saruman. Then…"

"Jen we don't need a summary of the whole story."

"I know, I haven't finished it anyway." They returned to the camp, which was now being cleared. Then the talking of what they are going to do starts. Frodo goes away to think. Boromir tried to take the ring, bla, bla, bla… and then the Orcs come. They group hear the cries of the creatures, as they look for the hobbits. "Jen," said Shannon, "What in the hell is that?"

"Oh those are Orcs."

Remembering the constant updates of the story from Jen on the walk to band, Shannon quickly asked, "Those aren't good are they?"

"Nope." She said leisurely, "They are very evil and want to kill us. Well, you anyway. They just wanna capture me and take me back to Isrengard."

"Oh THAT'S all!" Shannon said sarcastically.

"Yuppers," Shannon hit her, that was just one to many Yuppers for her.

"Then I suggest we run." Debbie informed pointing up. Orcs were now running towards them yelling 'get the halfling.' Jen screamed and ran, Debbie got out her bow and proceeded to kill Orcs, to her surprise, and Shannon unsheathed her sword and started killing Orcs. They were quite good at this. An Orc grabbed Jen. She yelled some obscenities at him and grabbed a pixie stick instead of her sword. She shrugged. "Oh what a waste, but here it goes." She tore off the top and threw the sugar into the Orcs face. It screamed and let her go. The sugar reacted with the Orc some how and began to sizzle. "WOW! SWEET!" Jen exclaimed as she looked at the Orc, who was now crying out in agonizing pain. They decided that they change to Middle Earth also changed their ability to kill things. They killed many Orcs that day. And were quite proud of themselves. Jen on the other hand was running back down to the river and found Frodo and Sam in the boat. Just about to leave. "Wait!" she yelled, "I'm coming with you!" She jumped in the boat just as they pulled away.

Narrator: Jen is with Sam and Frodo, Shannon and Debbie are left behind with the others, and there are Orcs! Many Orcs! What will happen? Will they die? Will they live? Will Jen finally get some from Frodo? Will Debbie get any from Legolas? And who the hell will Shannon get? Why am I doing this? Is any one enjoying this? Will the insanity ever stop? Stay tuned next time for the next episode of Umm…This story!

On the next episode of This Story, Debbie and Shannon are stuck with Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn. They go to save Pippin and Merry!

Next episode name: AN ORC HUNTING WE WILL GO!! (Insert theme song here)