Chapter Two: The aftermath.

"Dear god no…I can't believe this…No, I don't wanna be a woman…" Zell wailed.

"Come on, there's no problem to this. Being a woman's fine…" Selphie replied.

"No…I don't wanna…"

"Oh, come on, Zell…would you like to talk about it?" Quistis replied.

"Yes…I wanna t-t-t-t-TALK AB-ABOUT MY FEELINGS…NOO!!!" Zell said.

"Oh, come on. How are you feeling about this?" Rinoa asked.

"I…I…don't like it…I think I'm going to cry…" Zell started crying. "Wait a second…boys don't cry…BOYS DON'T CRY!!!!" Zell started crying louder.

"Sidebar!" Quistis said. The girls huddled up. "This is a problem…"

"Well, we wouldn't be in this mess if SOMEBODY didn't break out the Ani in the presence of a male…" Rinoa said.

"Come on! I didn't hear you complaining!" Selphie yelled.

"Well, we're going to have to do something…" Quistis explained.

"MAKEOVER!" Rinoa and Selphie screamed. The three went over to him. "Now…Estelle?"

"Aww…do I have to have that name? It makes me sound like a two dollar hooker…" Zell whined.

"YES. Now, we're going to have to give you a makeover to be a cute girl…" Rinoa said.

"Aw…but…I don't wanna be a cu-cu…MAKE ME PRETTY?" Zell replied.

"Yes, yes, we will…come on…" The girls got out their makeup kits. "Now, come on, Estelle, we're going to have to cover up that icky tattoo. BE STILL…" Quistis said as she got a large amount of primer toward Zell's face.

"But…but…I like my tattoo…" Zell replied.

"No. Come on, you're not going to be a lesbian on our watch. You'd have had to listen to at least two full Ani CDs before that would go into play…" Selphie replied.

"Aww…" Zell replied.

"Finished! Quistis said as she showed them his now tattoo-less face.

"Ooh…you look…not like Zell now! Now, for the finishing touches…" Rinoa said. The three put a whole bunch of makeup on until Zell was finally finished. "Finished!" "We've completed a masterpiece!" "PWETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"The mirror…" Quistis gave Zell a mirror. "I…Look…Like…Doink…The…Homosexual…Crackhead…Clown!" Zell instantly jumped up and put his fists up.

"Temper, temper…Good girls don't use their fists…" Selphie said. "Now, let's get you into some proper clothing…" The girls marched Zell towards the Garden's Lost-And-Found section. "Ooh…this'll look good…" the girls said as they put him in. "Now, go into there and change…" Quistis said as she pointed to the bathroom.

"But…that's the girls' room…" Zell said.

"Oh, come on. Remember, Estelle, you're a girl now, it'll all be fine…" Quistis said as they pushed him in. Zell quickly found a stall.

"Dammit…this day couldn't get any worse…What'd Grandpa say was the cure again?" before flashing back.

"Now, Zelly…remember this one thing. The key to becoming a man after this again is…is…"

"DAMMIT! I can't remember that stuff…FROM ALL THE POT I SMOKE…" Zell yelled out as you, the fans, gave him immense cheap pops. "Eh, I'm finished, I'll get out of here." Zell kept the clothes on that the girls had given him and spoke with a random girl coming out. "Hello there, miss…"

"EEK! PERVERT!" she screamed as she kicked Zell.

"Dammit, why didn't my voice raise?" Zell said. He quickly went out of the room to meet with the girls.

"Stylin…" they replied.

"If I'm so stylin, how come I was just kicked by a female for perversion?" Zell asked.

"I don't know. Now, let's hit that PAR-TAY!" Selphie replied.

Meanwhile, over on the third floor…

"Dammit…I hate Friday night watch, man…" Squall said.

"Yeah. I mean, this is PRIMO time to score with hot Cadet chicks, man! I need to be on the prowl!" Irvine replied. Suddenly, Headmaster Cid came onto their monitor.

"Attention, Watchmen: I got word from a cadet that there's problems. Apparently, she was accosted in the bathroom by Doink the Homosexual Crackhead Clown…" Cid stated.

"The notorious serial killer?" Squall asked.

"The same. We think he's still in the Garden. Be on the lookout for him! GET GOING!" Cid said.

"Finally, something to do!" Irvine said as he cocked his pistol.

"Let's rock." The two left their post.