Chapter 5
-The Zone Where Normal Things Don't Happen Very Often

-The Void

Juno, Scuzzball, Bunny Lord, and Dino2 were spiraling into a multicolored vortex of some sort. When they came to, they found themselves in a seemingly desolate world, it was very rocky, and leafless trees were here and there. The sky was a sea of colors that looked like a lava lamp if you stared at it long enough.

"Juno..." Juno kept hearing his name being called. Juno woke up to see Dino2 wrapping up his arm. Juno was a complete wreck. His armor was shot to hell and back and his helmet was gone, he also had no weapons whatsoever.

"How did this happen?" Juno asked Dino2.

"Let me tell you." Dino2 started

-Flashback

Everybody wakes up on a huge plateau except Juno.

"Where's Juno?" Bunny Lord said. As bight flash occoured and Juno fell on an incline of jagged rocks, "OW! OOF! AKK! OOO! CRUD! AHHHHH!!!!!!!"
He finally landed on the ground.

"There he is." Scuzzball said, pointing at the lifeless Juno.

-The Void

"Oh." Juno said.

"Hey!", signaled Bunny Lord, "Look at this!" The heroes then saw a sign. It read..........

Welcome to the Void!
You are currently in: The Zone Where Normal Things Don't Happen Very Often.
To get out of the Void hint: Find a peddling Canine to show you the way.

"That's helpful." Dino2 said. Just then, they heard a clanking of potion bottles. Above the horizon they saw a wolf demi-human in a green cloak. He had a Shrikestone Flail on his back and a huge bag slung over his shoulder. He stopped in front of the two.

"Hello. Wanna buy something?" He said to Scuzzball.

"Who are you?" Scuzzball said to the wolf.

The wolf thought for a second, "..........I don't know! I've been here for years!"

...Silence........

"..Yeah." Dino2 said, "You do look like a wolf." she suggested.

The Wolf's eyes then lit up, "That's it! Call me Wolf!" he said proudly, extending his hand.

"Ok....Wolf." Scuzzball said, causiously shaking his hand.

"Guess what?" Wolf said.

"What?", Bunny Lord said.

"I know how we can get out of here!" He said running ahead, "Follow me!"

Juno limped toward Wolf to find that he was at another sign. This one read.......

You found the Wolf
Good for thee!
Now go to the big flower
by the last living tree.

Juno rubbed his blue hair, "How?" Just then, a green leaf smacked him in the face. Literally. It grew arms and slapped him. He looked around to find a doll lying on the ground. Bunny Lord and the others caught up to him. Bunny Lord picked up the doll and pulled the string.

"I'm Happy Heather! I love everyone!" The doll rang out.

"Cute doll. I'm sure Dino.5 would love it." Dino2 said.

"I love everyone! Except you Bunny Lord. I think I'll have some rabbit stew!" The doll cherrily said.

"Whoa. Creepy." Bunny Lord said.

The doll then left Bunny Lord's hand and stood up on it's own. It then pulled out a chainsaw and ran toward Bunny Lord. Bunny Lord then leapt up into the sky, unlatched his axe, and came down hard on the doll. Not surprisingly, the doll fell apart.

"Isn't there anything normal here?" Juno said as he looked at a cat just lying there........and then it EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!

"............I don't think so Juno." Bunny Lord said, wiping the cotton off his axe before latching it back onto his armor.

Wolf looked ahead to see a strange herd of things come toward him......he then knew what they were....

"POKEMON INVASION!!!!!!" Wolf said. Everybody jumped behind a rock as the accursed hellspawns came ever closer, chanting their name. A Pikachu on a Rapidash was leading the pack. Wolf then reached in his bag to pullout a sculpture of a ferret.

"What's that?" Scuzzball said.

"Watch." said Wolf as he flung the sculpture at the melee. The sculpture exploded to reveal a white ferret lunge toward the band of Pokemon.

"OH MY GOD!" Dino2 said.

"It's the Ferret of Justice!" Scuzzball said.

The Ferret of Justice lunged at the pokemon and gnashed at each one, tearing each and every one of them to shreds. When he was done with the bloodfest, he teleported back into the sculpture. Wolf picked up the sculpture and flung it in his bag. A battered Pikachu then looked up into the sky.

"Pika..........pika.......pi- OH FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE SUCH FATE!!!!!!!!!" It then died.

"What the hell?" Juno said to Wolf.

".....Hey! Look!" Wolf pointing to a Oak Tree. It was a huge tree, about a hundred feet tall. There was a door-sized hole in the tree. Unfortunately, there was also a large chasm, ad a switch was at the island the tree was on.

"Don't worry." Said Dino2 as she tested out her wings. She then ran and leaped up into the sky. She landed on the island and jabbed the crystal switch with her spear. A bridge of Jell-O then connected the island with the mainland. Once they were on the island they then went through the hole to find themselves in a endless, multi-colored field of flowers. Everything was multicolored. Bunny Lord waved his hand in front of his face to see images of his arm trailing behind his arm.

"Trippy." Bunny Lord said. He looked to his right to see Wolf and Juno looking at yet another sign. The sign read.....

Current Void Area: The Field of Myriad Dreamers
Exit?: You're Really Close
Hint: Find a hole.

Bunny Lord looked to his left to see Scuzzball with a stoned expression on his face, "You with us Scuzzball?" Bunny Lord asked the Scuzzonian.

"Incredible. I have not smoked any Catnip, yet I see the trippiest place I have ever seen.", he then fell down on his knees and raised his arms up, "I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!!!"

Dino2 flew up, this was a wierd place they were in. She looked to find a hole in the center of the field.

"Look over here guys!" She called to the others. The others ran to find a hole in the field.

"Looks pretty deep." Scuzzball said.

"Test it out Juno!" Wolf said, knocking Juno into the hole. A hollow thud was heard.

"Um...shouldn't we just take the ladder?" Dino2 said, pointing to a sturdy metal ladder leading into the hole. The heroes then causiously went down the ladder to find themselves into a cold metal room. At the end of the room, there was a normal looking door. On the door was a sign that said, 'EXIT'.

"SWEET!" Bunny Lord said, running frantically like a madman toward the door. Before he could reach the door however, a huge metal slab came down between the door and the Bunnyite.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Bunny Lord screamed, he then looked up to see a screen of some sort. A small, green pixelated thing came onto the screen. Another slab blocked the exit.

Everybody was looking around at what was going on before......

...it happened.

*hello* the creature said.

"Hi." The heroes replied.

*I am Pixel. To pass, answer my questions.*

"Easy enough." Wolf said.

*For Bunny Lord.*

"Hm?!" Bunny Lord said.

*What is the sum of 546787466+4897687-7687676777+7787979*7976978+7878999778+78997898+798765787679+7567878786687978-456464224875787811231567678564?*

Bunny Lord's fur went whiter than usual, "Uh........two?"

*.....* A huge lightning bolt shot out of the screen and blasted Bunny Lord. Charred, he fell over.

"Ha! Dumbass!" Wolf said, he was then blasted by a similar lightning bolt.

*For Juno...oh...he's out cold. Okay. For Scuzzball then.*

"Eek." Scuzzball said.

*What your favorite color?*

"Green..no wait." He was then blasted by lightning.

*For Dino2.*

"Uh.." Dino2 was paralyzed.

*What makes the sandwich? The PB or the J?*

"............uh.........um.........the bread?" She expected to be blasted, yet she was spared.

*Good. I will free the villagers. You may leave too. Wait a minute.*

Dino2 passed out.

-An hour later.

"Scuzzball. Scuzz!" Scuzzball turned over, it sounded like H.K. he opened his eyes to find himself in Bastet Village. Everyone came to eventually. Wolf shot up.

"Wha? I-I'm free! YES!!! WHO HOO!!!!!!!" Wolf then bounced around everywhere then ran out of the town gates.

"Um.....should we leave?" Lupus said.

"Yes! Lets get this party started!" Scuzzball said. Everybody then ran out of the gates. Except for Bunny Lord.

"Ow....." Bunny Loord said as he left.

To be continued in Chapter 6 The Journey Finally Begins!