Magical Dude Mike-the-Awesome!

An Invader Zim /Tenchi Muyô Parody by KidKourage

Prologue

          You have been looking forward to this story since I said I was going to write it, yes?  Boy oh boy, will Mike be surprised when he reads it.  He will also probably be very angry.  But he likes Tenchi Muyô and especially Pretty Sammy, so he'll probably forget all about it.  Hee, I am such a sneaky, evil girl, aren't I?  Anyway, I promised at an earlier date that I would provide an explanation of the Pretty Sammy concept before presenting you with my rewrite, and so here you go!

So, what be the deal with that girl Pretty Sammy anyway?  This is what you may be asking yourself.  Well, Sammy is a so-called 'Magical Girl' in every annoying sense of the word: she's a cute, painfully sweet, sailor-skirted, wand-toting heroine bent on saving the world with the power of love and peace.  She's also just your average skoolgirl, and in her non-magical identity is named Sasami Kawai.  Her brother, Tenchi, is the hero of all the other Tenchi Muyô series, and is as constantly plagued by Ryoko and Ayeka in this incarnation as he ever has been.  However, that becomes the least of his worries when he discovers that his little sister is actually a magical girl!  Well, wouldn't you be upset?  Imagine the pink, sparkly horror! 

Now, you're probably wondering why in the world Sammy is a magical girl to begin with.  Really, I'll bet you're wondering that.  Well, it seems that she was asked to be the champion of a slightly goofy (though smarter than she seems) goddess from the Magic Kingdom, Tsunami.  This woman is in line to be queen of all the land (stupid, eh?), but must first prove herself by making earth a better place--that's where Sammy's powers of truth and kindness come in.  However, Tsunami is not the only one with her eye on the throne; the evil goddess Ramia is determined to thwart Tsunami's plans in any way possible.  And so, she has concocted an earth-based scheme of her own.  By hypnotizing Sammy's best friend, the quiet and antisocial Misao Amano, into unwittingly working against Sammy as the evil magical girl Pixie Misa, Ramia hopes to expose Tsunami's champion to the general public, ruining her rival's chances to be queen.  Or so she thinks--I don't see why that would be all that horrible, myself.  And meanwhile, Tenchi tries to stay away from Ryoko and Ayeka, Tenchi's teacher, the genius scientist Washu, discovers Sasami's secret but doesn't care, Tsunami pesters her advisor the 'priest-man,' Ramia orders her brother Rumiya to do things he doesn't want to do, such as turn into a bird and aid Pixie Misa, and Mihoshi annoys the spit out of Kiyone while the two work at Sasami's family's CD store.

OK, now you should be able to follow the story a little better.  Now you will be amazed as I present you with the amazing cast list for this little gem of a piece of junk! 

Mike-the-Brother…………….Mike Kawai (Sasami)

KidK……………………………K-ko Kawai (Tenchi)

Dib……………………………..Dinami (Tsunami)

Zim……………………………..Zimia (Ramia)

Gir………………………………Gir-oh-ki (Ryo-oh-ki)

Gaz……………………………..Priestess-gal Gaz (Priest-man)

Johnny C……………………….Johnny Camano (Misao)

Red……………………………..Ryoten (Ryoko)

Purple………………………….Peichi (Ayeka)

Miz Bitters…………………….Miz Bishu (Washu)

Devi D………………………….Devone (Kiyone)

Tenna………………………….Tenashi (Mihoshi)

Tess R.

Anne Gwish

Keef…………………………….Zimia's assistants--alternately (Rumiya)

Now, before you all get upset and start freaking out, please keep this in mind--it's all just a parody, of both Pretty Sammy and Invader Zim/JtHM at the same time.  I've tried to cast characters in a way that'll be in keeping with their general personalities and functions.  In fact, in my own humble opinion, the only one who'll be ironically reversing his role is Dib.  Well, see what you think.  You're the reviewers, not me.  Now read the stupid thing already!