Slash sat at his desk, half listening as the teacher droned on about stuff
he didn't care about. He looked out the window and up at he mountains. It
had just snowed the night before, and fresh powder coated the slopes like a
blanket. He sighed heavily. Still two hours until school was out.
"Mr. Kalimari? Is there something you'd like to share with the class?" Ms. Hogwitz said
"huh? Oh, uh, no. no ma'am." Slash replied
"then I suggest you keep your sighs to yourself"
"yes ma'am"
just then, the window shattered, hit by something from outside. And who should fly through it but mr. Penguin, on the dragon board, its golden wings flapping, and rocket booster roaring. Ms. Hogwitz ducked for cover as mr. Penguin went soaring through the are, right across the room. he flew out the other window, and out into the street.
Slash, Jam and Linda ran out the door after him
"should we follow him?" Linda said
"Of course! If Damien gets a hold of that board, god knows what will happen!" Jam replied. The three of them grabbed there snow boards and started off.
"we'll never catch him on these things!" Slash said
"hey! I know!" Jam said. they just happened to be passing by the board shop at the time. Jam dashed inside, and returned not a minute later with three hi-tech boards. The three hopped on and took off, speed fans whirring.
Mr. Penguin started singing
"jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way!" he glanced over his shoulder, and saw three kids chasing him. Slash, Jam, and Linda, all students of his
"so they wanna play huh!!?? Fine then!" he leaned forward, the board starting to speed up.
"he's getting away!" Linda shouted
Jam flew through a item shop, and came out with three bombs
"here!" he said. he tossed one to Linda, and the other to Slash
"try and get along side him!" the three boarders sped up, trying to catch the disgruntled penguin
"yack yack yack! Jo jo jo! With a couple of slaps and whacks! That's how he made the scarecrow jump! When the tin mans up your-" mr. Penguin was about to finish the song, when he was suddenly hit by something from behind
"ououououou!" he called, as he went spinning into the air. He came back down in a cloud of smoke, sitting on a heap on the ground, right on top of the dragon board.
"gotcha!" Linda said. Mr. Penguin grinned.
"nope." He reached behind his back, and pulled out three little ghosts. The little spirits leapt onto Slash, Jam, and Linda, causing them to get dizzy, and fall over. Mr. Penguin hopped onto the board, and sped off again.
Damien was beaming from ear to ear as he looked at his creation
"they stopped me once. but with three of those ignorant fools out of the way, I cannot be stopped!" he approached his creation, and climbed inside.
mr. Penguin had been leading the kids on for over an hour. They had left the mountain area, and entered the jungle.
"how much longer can he go on?!" Linda shouted
"I don't know!!" Jam replied. Suddenly, Mr. Penguin swerved off the road and went into a dark cave
"Darnnit!" Slash said
mr. Penguin flew through the cave, smacking his head on walls as he went, but he didn't care, he was to drunk off caffeine
he was about to exit the cave, when he realized he was shooting up a long, smooth ramp. It was brownish orange, with green humps down the middle. They got bigger the farther up he went, and it was moving up and down, like it was breathing or something. he came to the top of the ramp, and went flying into the air. Suddenly, he heard something behind him.
Slash, Jam, and Linda finally saw the end of the cave.
"I think I see him!" Jam said
"oh crap." Slash said
for there, right behind mr. Penguin, was the Dinosaur.
(AUTHORS NOTES: will our hero's survive the wrath of the dinosaur? And what is Damien's, "secret invention"? find out next.. Aw hell, I'm not that mean. Ok, I'll keep going. But this wont happen very often!)
Mr. Penguin swerved back onto the path, the dinosaur close behind.
Slash flew through at item pickup, coming out with an ice shot power up
Linda had bombs, and jam had frying pan. Jam hurled the pan at the dinosaur, which was quickly followed by Linda's three bombs. This only succeeded in making the dinosaur angry. He spun around, and came bolting back at the three snow boarders. Slash fired two of his ice crystals, and stopped the thing it its tracks. The dinosaur became a big, frozen statue, blocking the road, and would probably make a great tourist attraction.
"now to take care of that bird!" Slash said, flying off the path again
Mr. Penguin was whizzing along, having a merry little time. suddenly, Slash came bursting out of the bushes, landing twenty feet in front of Mr. Penguin
"Mooooove, you monkey toilet demon! Mooooove!" Mr. Penguin said. Slash fired his final ice crystal, freezing Mr. Penguin in a block of ice.
"gotcha!" slash said. Linda and Jam came bursting out of the trees just as he said this.
Slash, Linda, and jam head back to the village, Mr. Penguin in tow. They had tied a rope around mr. Penguins ice block, and thought enough to thaw out his head so he could breath. Slash was pulling him along, his ice block sliding on the snow. Slash was holding the dragon board, and Linda refused to carry anything, cause she didn't wanna break a nail.
"god Mr. Penguin, you're fat!" Slash said
"biscuit." Mr. Penguin said. he was getting on a really bad caffeine hangover.
"this board is heavier than it looks" Jam said "I think I'll ride it the rest of the way."
"NO YOU WONT!" Linda said "YOU GET HIGH OFF SPEED! YOU WILL CARRY THAT BOARD BACK TO WENDY'S LAB WHERE IT BELONGS!"
"ok, ok, I'm sorry."
They were about to take a break and rest, when they heard screaming coming from the village.
(AUTHORS NOTES: The plot thickens! What will happen to our hero's? Find out next time! And review. I mean it.)
"Mr. Kalimari? Is there something you'd like to share with the class?" Ms. Hogwitz said
"huh? Oh, uh, no. no ma'am." Slash replied
"then I suggest you keep your sighs to yourself"
"yes ma'am"
just then, the window shattered, hit by something from outside. And who should fly through it but mr. Penguin, on the dragon board, its golden wings flapping, and rocket booster roaring. Ms. Hogwitz ducked for cover as mr. Penguin went soaring through the are, right across the room. he flew out the other window, and out into the street.
Slash, Jam and Linda ran out the door after him
"should we follow him?" Linda said
"Of course! If Damien gets a hold of that board, god knows what will happen!" Jam replied. The three of them grabbed there snow boards and started off.
"we'll never catch him on these things!" Slash said
"hey! I know!" Jam said. they just happened to be passing by the board shop at the time. Jam dashed inside, and returned not a minute later with three hi-tech boards. The three hopped on and took off, speed fans whirring.
Mr. Penguin started singing
"jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way!" he glanced over his shoulder, and saw three kids chasing him. Slash, Jam, and Linda, all students of his
"so they wanna play huh!!?? Fine then!" he leaned forward, the board starting to speed up.
"he's getting away!" Linda shouted
Jam flew through a item shop, and came out with three bombs
"here!" he said. he tossed one to Linda, and the other to Slash
"try and get along side him!" the three boarders sped up, trying to catch the disgruntled penguin
"yack yack yack! Jo jo jo! With a couple of slaps and whacks! That's how he made the scarecrow jump! When the tin mans up your-" mr. Penguin was about to finish the song, when he was suddenly hit by something from behind
"ououououou!" he called, as he went spinning into the air. He came back down in a cloud of smoke, sitting on a heap on the ground, right on top of the dragon board.
"gotcha!" Linda said. Mr. Penguin grinned.
"nope." He reached behind his back, and pulled out three little ghosts. The little spirits leapt onto Slash, Jam, and Linda, causing them to get dizzy, and fall over. Mr. Penguin hopped onto the board, and sped off again.
Damien was beaming from ear to ear as he looked at his creation
"they stopped me once. but with three of those ignorant fools out of the way, I cannot be stopped!" he approached his creation, and climbed inside.
mr. Penguin had been leading the kids on for over an hour. They had left the mountain area, and entered the jungle.
"how much longer can he go on?!" Linda shouted
"I don't know!!" Jam replied. Suddenly, Mr. Penguin swerved off the road and went into a dark cave
"Darnnit!" Slash said
mr. Penguin flew through the cave, smacking his head on walls as he went, but he didn't care, he was to drunk off caffeine
he was about to exit the cave, when he realized he was shooting up a long, smooth ramp. It was brownish orange, with green humps down the middle. They got bigger the farther up he went, and it was moving up and down, like it was breathing or something. he came to the top of the ramp, and went flying into the air. Suddenly, he heard something behind him.
Slash, Jam, and Linda finally saw the end of the cave.
"I think I see him!" Jam said
"oh crap." Slash said
for there, right behind mr. Penguin, was the Dinosaur.
(AUTHORS NOTES: will our hero's survive the wrath of the dinosaur? And what is Damien's, "secret invention"? find out next.. Aw hell, I'm not that mean. Ok, I'll keep going. But this wont happen very often!)
Mr. Penguin swerved back onto the path, the dinosaur close behind.
Slash flew through at item pickup, coming out with an ice shot power up
Linda had bombs, and jam had frying pan. Jam hurled the pan at the dinosaur, which was quickly followed by Linda's three bombs. This only succeeded in making the dinosaur angry. He spun around, and came bolting back at the three snow boarders. Slash fired two of his ice crystals, and stopped the thing it its tracks. The dinosaur became a big, frozen statue, blocking the road, and would probably make a great tourist attraction.
"now to take care of that bird!" Slash said, flying off the path again
Mr. Penguin was whizzing along, having a merry little time. suddenly, Slash came bursting out of the bushes, landing twenty feet in front of Mr. Penguin
"Mooooove, you monkey toilet demon! Mooooove!" Mr. Penguin said. Slash fired his final ice crystal, freezing Mr. Penguin in a block of ice.
"gotcha!" slash said. Linda and Jam came bursting out of the trees just as he said this.
Slash, Linda, and jam head back to the village, Mr. Penguin in tow. They had tied a rope around mr. Penguins ice block, and thought enough to thaw out his head so he could breath. Slash was pulling him along, his ice block sliding on the snow. Slash was holding the dragon board, and Linda refused to carry anything, cause she didn't wanna break a nail.
"god Mr. Penguin, you're fat!" Slash said
"biscuit." Mr. Penguin said. he was getting on a really bad caffeine hangover.
"this board is heavier than it looks" Jam said "I think I'll ride it the rest of the way."
"NO YOU WONT!" Linda said "YOU GET HIGH OFF SPEED! YOU WILL CARRY THAT BOARD BACK TO WENDY'S LAB WHERE IT BELONGS!"
"ok, ok, I'm sorry."
They were about to take a break and rest, when they heard screaming coming from the village.
(AUTHORS NOTES: The plot thickens! What will happen to our hero's? Find out next time! And review. I mean it.)
