Sesshomaru-Sama and Jakken go to McDonald's By: Xelloss_no_miko *zelgadis_no_miko didn't help on this one ^_^*

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*Oi my Sesshomaru fans! (Actually I am a slayers fan but I dedicated this to my friend and sister, Bel-chan.) *smiles* As you know, McDonald's is a fast food restaurant that sells hamburgers (for people who don't know *sweatdrop*.) Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru are PROUD products of Rumiko Takahashi, not mine. Don't sue me please. I am just a poor girl who spends her money on pockys and anime…. So ON WITH THE STORY!

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*Sesshomaru-sama is so called "hungry for human food" (must be a demon craving thing ^_^) and to be fitted in, he is driving a car! But secretly Jaken is controlling it with a remote control*

Sess: Urgh… how do I drive this inferior thing! *Jerks off the steering wheel*

Jaken: *now cant control the car* OH NO NO NO SESSHOMARU-SAMA!

*the car crashes at Mcdonald's*

sess:*comes out unscratched* well we're here…I am such a well driver eh Jaken? *smiles*

Jaken: *comes out really scratched up and a tire on his froggie head* h-hai Sesshomaru-sama *sighs*

Sess:*sniffs around* ok, my ½ breed whelp of a brother hasn't been here so let's go in. *grabs Jaken's hand and walks in*

Jaken:_ why me? *sighs*

Sess: er--- Jaken…. How do I deal with this h-human…*curses about humans*

Jaken: *reading a book called "Know your Micky D's(a.k.a McDonald's)* er- you have to go up there, give him the order off the board, and he or she gives you the food, my lord…

Sess:*steps back* I will not communicate with a human… they might do some thing indeacent with my glorious tail! *strokes it gently* Jaken say it for me…

Jaken: h-hai sesshomaru-sama… *walks up to the cashier*

Cash: welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order (the famous line!^_^)

Jaken: 1 strawberry milkshake….and what do you want Sesshomaru-sama?

Sess:hmmm…I want to watch my cholersteral, so 1 mcsalad shaker please.

Cash: er-ok one strawberry milkshake, one mcsalad shaker, do you want a doggie bag with it?

Sess: HOW DARE YOU!!!*grabs him by the shirt* YOU BAS WITH A TURD! POISON CLA-

Jaken: No no no sesshomaru-sama*shows him the book* doggie bag- a bag to hold your food pacels in… see lord- sama?

Sess: oh-*roughly throws him on the floor* yuuuuuuuchhhh... human germs! *wipes it on Jaken*

Jaken:*shivers a little* g-gomen nasai sesshomaru-sama…

Cash: er- and the total is $5.75 sir… sama sir…

Sess: well Jaken, pay it *turns away*

Jaken: er- sesshoamru-sama…I have no american currency!

Cash: well one of you can do dishes for 40 hours while the other can stay here…

Sess: do the dishes Jaken while I eat in sloitude…

Jaken: but but but but but but (put put put, a car! ^_^)

Sess: JAKEN!*holds up his claws* I have spoken! (sesshomaru is god!^_^)

Jaken: h-hai *wimpers and walks back into the kitchen with the cashier*

Sess: J ^_^ *happily eating his salad* not bad for greacy human slop…*looks at Jaken's milkshake* I hope he doesn't mind…

Jaken: *in the kitchen in a frilly pink apron washing dishes*

Grrrr… why me?! plus, my hands are getting wrinkley(not like they aren't ^_^) I hope Sesshomaru-sama doesn't drink my milkshake…..

THE END…..feh….

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please please review and e-mail me at xelloss_loves_cassie_chan@yahoo.com and I give a shout to J-chan, C-chan, and Bel-chan!!!!

BYE BYE AND FEH!