Next week on Seventh Heaven: Who cares?
Charisma Carpenter for Prince Matchabelli.
Mentos. Mentos? Mentos.
The Smallville contest commercial again.
The Anti-Buffy movie of the week.
Judge Mathis again. Aargh!
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"It looks like MacArthur Park is melting in the dark. So, is
anyone hungry?"
Everyone looked at Fred a little oddly, but hey--when you've
spent five years with any food hard to come by, you're entitled.
"Yes, but I think dinner has been cancelled." The caterers had
fled; the guests were clearing out too.
"Yeah. Someone left the cake out in the rain," said Gunn.
"All the sweet, green icing flowing down," said Angel.
"It was a beautiful cake. It took so long to make it. By the
way, what was in that vial?" said Virginia.
"A Divza attractant. It hardly matters; I think I'll never have
that recipe again," replied Wesley.
"Oh, no," said Fred. Clarence O'Connell walked up to them. He
looked like he'd been dipped into a dunking tank. "Oh, no." "Oh,
no."
"Virginia, I'm--"
"Not wanted here. You can go now. Coward." The gang glares at
him, and he turns and walks away.
Virginia stand up and looks at Wesley. "Wes, would you like to go
on a trip to Hawaii?"
"But, you're a married woman."
"Nah. Did anyone hear me say 'I do'?"
"I'd be delighted."
"Let's get out of here. It'll look a bit odd at the Honeymoon
Suite, but I don't care." Wesley and Virginia walk away.
"Ooh. And Wesley ends up with the girl. I don't think that I can
take it," said Cordelia.
"Cordelia, you'll never catch me looking at the sun about this."
"Yeah. Petty."
They walk off. "Tacos?"
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Closing Credits, including Smallville trailer. [I hate that. The
crew deserves its day in the non-sun.]
Then, special bonus weirdness. Remember the Wesley-dance? We see
Wesley, Angel, Gunn, Cordelia, and Fred on the center-stage of
Caritas. Virginia stands to their right. We hear music, and
Virginia starts dancing while the others sing the old Nick Lowe
tune, I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll).
Closing producer's credit.
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MacArthur Park is copyright 1968 by Jimmy Webb. It reached #2 on
the Billboard Chart as sung by Richard Harris. Donna Summer did a
throughly unnecessary remake in 1978. It won (if that is the
word) the Dave Barry Bad Song Survey by a landslide.
Charisma Carpenter for Prince Matchabelli.
Mentos. Mentos? Mentos.
The Smallville contest commercial again.
The Anti-Buffy movie of the week.
Judge Mathis again. Aargh!
---
"It looks like MacArthur Park is melting in the dark. So, is
anyone hungry?"
Everyone looked at Fred a little oddly, but hey--when you've
spent five years with any food hard to come by, you're entitled.
"Yes, but I think dinner has been cancelled." The caterers had
fled; the guests were clearing out too.
"Yeah. Someone left the cake out in the rain," said Gunn.
"All the sweet, green icing flowing down," said Angel.
"It was a beautiful cake. It took so long to make it. By the
way, what was in that vial?" said Virginia.
"A Divza attractant. It hardly matters; I think I'll never have
that recipe again," replied Wesley.
"Oh, no," said Fred. Clarence O'Connell walked up to them. He
looked like he'd been dipped into a dunking tank. "Oh, no." "Oh,
no."
"Virginia, I'm--"
"Not wanted here. You can go now. Coward." The gang glares at
him, and he turns and walks away.
Virginia stand up and looks at Wesley. "Wes, would you like to go
on a trip to Hawaii?"
"But, you're a married woman."
"Nah. Did anyone hear me say 'I do'?"
"I'd be delighted."
"Let's get out of here. It'll look a bit odd at the Honeymoon
Suite, but I don't care." Wesley and Virginia walk away.
"Ooh. And Wesley ends up with the girl. I don't think that I can
take it," said Cordelia.
"Cordelia, you'll never catch me looking at the sun about this."
"Yeah. Petty."
They walk off. "Tacos?"
---
Closing Credits, including Smallville trailer. [I hate that. The
crew deserves its day in the non-sun.]
Then, special bonus weirdness. Remember the Wesley-dance? We see
Wesley, Angel, Gunn, Cordelia, and Fred on the center-stage of
Caritas. Virginia stands to their right. We hear music, and
Virginia starts dancing while the others sing the old Nick Lowe
tune, I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll).
Closing producer's credit.
---
MacArthur Park is copyright 1968 by Jimmy Webb. It reached #2 on
the Billboard Chart as sung by Richard Harris. Donna Summer did a
throughly unnecessary remake in 1978. It won (if that is the
word) the Dave Barry Bad Song Survey by a landslide.
