1.1 The Neopian Conspiracy Theories – Part One



Ever wondered who controls Neopia? Or why certain events happen?

I can tell you, it's the Neopian Shadow Government, otherwise known as the Neolluminati.



Lets look at the facts.

(I have included a glossary at the bottom to explain terms you may not be familiar with)



Faerieland is a Monarchy, ruled by the Faerie Queen.

Winter World is looked after by a Parliament, the leader of which is Princess Lilac (although no mention is made to any other members of parliament, and with a title like "princess" there may be evidence of rigged voting). The government here has also been described as Constitutional Plutocracy, literally meaning "rule by the rich". A Princess would have a large amount of Neopoints!

Tyrannia is a Republic, watched over by the Council of Elders. Kyruggi, Grarrg, Tekeli-Li, Plesio, Sabre-X, and Myncha.

VirtuPets Space Station was built by VirtuPets Corp, of which the evil Dr Frank Sloth is the leader.

Mystery Island is an Enlightened Despotry, populated by the Tribe of Pango, a bunch of cannibals who don't appear to have eaten anyone for quite some time. They worship the God Pango Pango.

The Crown of The Lost Desert has always been hereditary, with the recent, and somewhat suspicious, demise of King Coltzan, his daughter Princess Vyssa has risen to the throne. Also worth noting here is the lack of punishment given to Coltzan's murderer, Princess Sankara.

Maraqua is an interesting one, once a Monarchy, ruled only by one known as "The King of Maraqua", perhaps not an important enough figure to be named considering the sudden (planned?) destruction of Maraqua.

Next we have a couple of small islands, worth noting because of their size. So small, and yet still have their own leaders. Roo Island, just east off the coast Neopia, is ruler by King Roo. Lilac Island, near Winter World was hand made by Zairiu the Swift.

Then we have the two "difficult" worlds, the Haunted Woods and Krawk Island. Both exist in a permanent state of Anarchy, as is to be expected from a bunch of Ghosties and Ghoulies, and a hoard of law breaking Pirates and Smugglers!



So, what have we missed out?

Oh yes, Neopia Central. The original land, the oldest and the best known, with the largest population.

So why is there no information anywhere about whom (or what) is in charge?



It's the Shadow Government, a secret society dictating how and when events happen.



Next week, I will be presenting more evidence to back up my claims, unless I mysteriously disappear…

Should you have any disturbing facts or strange coincidences you wish to bring to my attention, please NeoMail me!

1.1.1 Onugu



Monarchy Rule by a single person e.g. a King or Queen

Parliament A group of different people from different backgrounds.

Plutocracy Controlled by those with the most money.

Republic Normal people vote representatives into power.

Despotry The ruler has unlimited power.

Anarchy No rules, no laws, complete mayhem!